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Quotes from Spies in Disguise

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    • Lance Sterling: Walter, what did you do?
    • Walter Beckett: Pigeons are everywhere, and nobody notices them! It's the most perfect form a spy can take!
    • Lance Sterling: UNBIRD ME, RIGHT NOW!
    • [Ursula, the female pigeon tries to cuddle with Lance]
    • Lance Sterling: Stop, girl! Seriously!
    • Lance Sterling: Let the beat drop.
    • Lance Sterling: Ah, that's hot. That's hot.
    • Lance Sterling: You poisoned me!
    • Walter Beckett: That's not even my department.
    • [after laying an egg]
    • Lance Sterling: Walter, what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine.
    • Walter Beckett: I should have a codename. Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
    • Walter Beckett: What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?
    • Lance Sterling: What?
    • Walter Beckett: Disappeeeear.
    • Lance Sterling: Why are you saying it like that?
    • Walter Beckett: For effeeeect.
    • Lance Sterling: Why am I eating food off the floor? Why does it taste amazing?
    • [dismissing Walter]
    • Lance Sterling: Millennials
    • [on Lance in Japanese to the Yukuza]
    • Killian: Make It Hurt!
    • [truth serum spray goes loose]
    • Marcy: I have five cats, each named after a member of New Kids on the Block!
    • Lance: I love New Kids!
    • Marcy: John, Joey, Jordan, Donnie and Danny!
    • Killian: I really want to hurt you right now.
    • [Walter throws something at Killian]
    • Killian: Breadcrumbs?
    • [every pigeon gets alert and looks at Killian]
    • Walter: They're gluten-free!
    • [the pigeons go for Killian]
    • Walter: Why are you running from the Agency?
    • [as Walter tries to help him up]
    • Lance: Get off me! I'm running, because there's a bad guy out there with my face, and now I have to try to stop him from hurting people while being a bird. And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. You know what? You're fired again. Double fired!
    • Walter: Mm, I don't think that's a thing.
    • Lance: Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now!
    • Marcy: Would you look at that? There's a man with a robot hand wearing your face who took the M9 Assassin. Guess I owe you an apology.
    • Lance: Ok. Go ahead.
    • Marcy: No, that was it. That was the apology.
    • Lance: Oh. I accept.
    • Marcy: But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.
    • Lance: Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.
    • Lance: What? No we cant just kill her, that's dark Lovie
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