Samurai Cop

Oh my dear lord. Finally watched it. Now I have to go on a deep dive in to Amir Shervan's filmography. I was aware of some of his US titles because when I was renting props for Tangerine, I came across a small business located in Thai Town, Los Angeles called Cop Prop Shop.…

Sean Baker

"There's only one thing in this world I want. I want you to find that motherfuckin' Japanese gangster. I want you to kill him, and I want you to kill every one of his men. I want you to burn his house into a bloodbath. Don't leave anybody alive! And when they're all dead…

matt lynch

"Why'd you go under?" "'Cause I'm an undercover cop!" There's no way of talking about a movie like this without discussing the nature of rating movies. I've seen The Room and Troll 2 and countless features from The Asylum, and Samurai Cop is without contest the most…

ScreeningNotes

if you translate ‘japanese sword’ to japanese in google translate it reads ‘katana’ its true i did it

Jay

i feel like the director couldn't choose whether he wanted to make an episode of miami vice or a porno, so he just decided to do both

comrade_yui

A complete masterpiece of ineptitude. Utterly stunning in it's failure. Fascinating. Confidently incomprehensible. It's like every single shot was directed by a different terrible filmmaker. It's as if it was edited by a roomful of drunk people who'd never seen a movie…

Jay 👽

Matt Hannon as Joe Marshall a renegade cop with a mullet who goes by the nickname Samurai. He's brash, brutal, and badass and will stop at nothing to take down the ruthless Katana Gang. Al Capone is straight gangsta. Maniac Cop Robert Z'Dar's beard and ponytail. Who brings…

Todd Gaines

Experiment: raise a child from birth to adulthood in isolation showing them only this movie and a) ask them to describe what a movie is and b) ask them to describe what a human being is. (For extra fun set them free and watch them attempt to interact with other people).…

laird

An absolutely sublime delight of pure, undiluted ineptitude that I somehow had never seen until tonight. It contains the perfect mix of amateurish technique and bizarre aesthetic choices. (Everyone calls the lead a samurai cop but if you pick up a sword someone else drops…

Matt Singer