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Quotes from Long Shot

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    • Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist, you're a Republican, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
    • [wearing traditional Swedish dress as a joke played at his expense]
    • Fred Flarsky: I look like Cap'n Crunch's Grindr date.
    • [as Fred is talking about the Northern Lights, Charlotte notices that his voice is becoming choked]
    • Charlotte Field: Are you crying?
    • [sheepishly]
    • Fred Flarsky: ... It's pretty.
    • Fred Flarsky: We did almost just die, though, right?
    • Charlotte Field: We totally almost just died.
    • Fred Flarsky: Good, so I didn't just overreact.
    • Charlotte Field: Oh, you totally overreacted.
    • Fred Flarsky: I once 69:ed Fidel Castro. You think his *beard* is hairy.
    • Charlotte Field: I've never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein.
    • [repeated line]
    • Fred Flarsky: Oh, boy!
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