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Well I enjoyed this immensely! Let’s see: corny jokes, laugh out loud truly wtf moments, raccoons with automatic weapons, of course I loved this! Listen, this is exactly my type of movie. The raccoons are hilarious and the main guy goes around beating them up and…
Raccoons are just tiny trash bandits with excellent eyeliner. Christmas Under Siege
It’s kinda, like, a low-budget ‘Under Siege 2: Dark Territory’ — with the interiors of the train clearly someone’s house. Also, replace an unhinged Eric Bogosian with equally unhinged raccoons. The kinda movie the guys from Astron-6 guys would excel at; but the folks…
A film whose main joke is that it exists: A 15-year long gap sequel to a film that was a slasher/monster spoof about killer raccoons, but this follow-up is a straight-up parody of UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY except the bad guys are all taxidermied raccoons. It would have…
I have a confession to make... I know it's going to come as a shock to many, but I've never seen Killer Raccoons 1. I'm sure you were thinking that surely everyone had seen it by now, but I'm here to tell you that that's just not the case... and don't call me Shirley. So…
I knew it would be stupid but pleasantly surprised at how much I laughed. Loved Bernie as President. If only we lived in a world where that happened.
I feel like it's important to note that we did not see Killer Raccoons 1, but this still might be one the greatest movies I've ever seen. Every single time any of the raccoons showed up on screen, I started laughing.
I don't know why I keep subjecting myself to these movies. I always think they are somehow going to be better than they are. There's a plot about terrorists, laser satellites and intelligent raccoons, but it's not worth talking about. Basically what we have here is a bunch…
Absolutely essential for fans of Under Siege 2.