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Hard Ticket to Hawaii
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Synopsis
In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python.
Cast
- Ronn Moss
- Dona Speir
- Hope Marie Carlton
- Harold Diamond
- Rodrigo Obregon
- Cynthia Brimhall
- Patty Duffek
- Wolf Larson
- Lory Green
- Rustam Branaman
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- Sep 5, 2012
See the thing is, you think you don't like bad acting, bad kung fu, bad action, bad special effects, bad sex, and bad snakes until it turns out that you do. Oh man, you really do.
TimcopFeb 17, 2016I've been watching a lot of Jacques Demy films over the last several months, and the thing I love most about them is the fully-formed parallel reality they seem to create, one that's wholly artificial and yet almost tangible beyond the limits of the frame, as if eternal…
JoeThe most epic movie ever made
James (Schaffrillas) - Jan 15, 2020
85 "Man, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies." A total joy. Andy and Arlene Sidaris created a sun-baked day-glo adolescent fantasy with a contaminated snake and a lot of Uzis and rocket launchers. Teeters closely to knowing farce, but it's always terrible enough to…
SilentDawnMay 26, 2019once again passes bechdel test while nude in a hot tub...andy & arlene created better woman characters than any of the widely celebrated girl power blockbuster super hero w/e movies and tv of the last decade. like i haven't seen captain marvel but i can't imagine there's…
sydneyi declare the snake in this an honorary Ghoulie
pd187 - Nov 7, 2014
Things I've learned from Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1. Make sure to put snakes that have been contaminated by toxic chemicals in crates that are marked "contaminated snake", not just "snake". 2. If you're guarding an area never put down your Uzi to play frisbee with a…
Austin ShermerMar 1, 2026still the best/only simultaneous use of a skateboard, blow up doll and bazooka in cinema history
Justin LaLibertyJan 19, 2023If brains were birdshit you'd have a clean cageI've been wanting to introduce Michelle to this b̶o̶o̶b̶t̶a̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ glorious movie for a while now and today was finally the day. It went over extremely well (there never was a doubt in my mind that it wouldn't). A blast! (…
Lou (doesn't rhyme with booh! 👻)
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LolJustWentToHell dislikedHard Ticket to HawaiiJust another classic of which I won’t be joining the cult. I could see a bit of why people like it though?
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) family-friendly?
The movie has been rated as R, meaning that Under 17 requires an adult accompaniment.
How long is Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)?
The movie is 1hr 36min long.
What's Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) about?
In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python.
Who's the cast of Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)?
- Ronn Moss as Rowdy Abilene
- Dona Speir as Donna Hamilton
- Hope Marie Carlton as Taryn
- Harold Diamond as Jade
- Rodrigo Obregon as Seth Romero
- Cynthia Brimhall as Edy Stark
- Patty Duffek as Pattycakes
- Wolf Larson as J.J. Jackson
- Lory Green as Rosie
- Rustam Branaman as Kimo
Who's the director behind Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)?
Andy Sidaris directed Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987).
Who produced Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)?
Arlene Sidaris produced Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987).
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