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Quotes from Vice

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    • [from trailer]
    • George W. Bush: Whaddaya say?... I want you to be my VP. I want you, you're ma vice.
    • Dick Cheney: Well, George, I, uh... I'm a CEO... of a large company. And I have been Secretary of Defense... and I have been White House Chief of Staff. The Vice Presidency is a mostly symbolic job.
    • George W. Bush: Uh-huh.
    • Dick Cheney: However, if we came to a, uh... different... understanding... I can handle the more mundane... jobs. Overseeing bureaucracy... military... energy... and, uh... foreign policy.
    • [pause]
    • George W. Bush: Yeah, right! I like that!
    • George W. Bush: So we gonna do this thing, or what? I mean, is this happening?
    • Dick Cheney: I believe... we can make this work.
    • George W. Bush: Hehehe!
    • [claps]
    • George W. Bush: Hot damn!
    • George W. Bush: Hot damn!
    • Dick Cheney: I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.
    • Dick Cheney: I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.
    • Dick Cheney: I can feel your incriminations and your judgments, and I am fine with that. You want to be loved? Go be a movie star. The world is as you find it. You've gotta deal with that reality that there are monsters in this world. We saw 3,000 innocent people burned to death by those monsters, yet you object when I refuse to kiss those monsters on the cheek and say "pretty please." You answer me this, what terrorist attack would you have let go forward so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella? I will not apologize for keeping your family safe. And I will not apologize for doing what needed to be done so that your loved ones could sleep peacefully at night. It has been my honor to be your servant. You chose me. And I did what you asked.
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