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Here they are: the glam, choker necklaced, Rodger Daltrey'd, Satanic Majesties Requested, vampire clan; and if you're wondering where your wife is, she's in the castle next door getting a good fanging, along with your little girl, since clearly consent is not exactly a…
I promised the boy a scary movie while the girl was away at a birthday party. I had planned on Gremlins, believing him old enough to handle it, but a last second internet check reminded me of some uncomfortable material regarding Santa, so I pivoted to Vampire Circus.…
RESEÑA EN ESPAÑOL SPOOKTOBER VI: THE HAMMER OF HORROR Arguably one of the most mature and darkest Hammer films ever made. These vampires aren’t fooling around—there are scenes where they toy with their victims like a cat with a mouse, playing before delivering the final…
Not gonna lie, this is the sexxxiest Hammer Productions movie about vampires yet!! To like, an uncomfortable degree!! To where I'm like, wait, is that what I'm into? Tiger body paint and masturbating zoo animals and vampires? I dunno. I think immediate, emergency,…
This late offering from Hammer takes the studio's trademark vampire motif and puts a different spin on it. Robert Young's film was obviously influenced by the European style; an increase in blood and nudity is matched by a stylish twist on the vampires themselves - the…
Pretty fun vampire schlock with some cool camera angles, but was disappointed we didn't get a vampire clown.
I liked the vampires getting their victims through a circus, but apart from that, there isn’t much special about it. Those crazy zooms and pans though. Hammer Horror ranked
"What have you done with my wife?" "Only what she wanted, schoolmaster." Spooky Season #35 (Previous review here.) From Panther Woman to Panther Man: the quintessentially weird companion to Island of Lost Souls. The line between human and beast blurs yet again as…
10/52 of Podcast Macabre 2024- If it's horror, make it Hammer 1st Robert Young Don't stare into the whirling darkness too long, or you'll scream. Easily the most nihilistic Hammer I've seen, pitting a truly evil vampire clan against an exhausted town weakened by…
This should not be rated PG
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