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Quotes from The Slumber Party Massacre

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    • Trish: Diane! You're a snob!
    • Diane: Hey, only the best people are, you know?
    • Trish: Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway?
    • Diane: Nothing. She drinks too much milk.
    • Jackie: What do all the guys see in Diane anyway?
    • Trish: She's beautiful.
    • Jackie: I think she's got a big mouth.
    • Kim: Hey, it's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts.
    • Trish: What I don't see is what she sees in John Minor.
    • Kim: Maybe what we don't see.
    • Trish: Hey, it's not how big it is, remember?
    • JackieKim: It's what's in it that counts!
    • Diane: Y'know, I think your tits are getting bigger.
    • Various Girls: MINE?
    • [in the middle of telling a story]
    • Diane: The woman gets up her courage and she throws her baby down, and the guy catches it. The crowd is going crazy, and the guy goes
    • [she imitates throwing something to the floor]
    • Diane: "TOUCHDOWN!"
    • [talking about the slumber party]
    • Linda: I don't know if I can go. My mom's on my case about my grades.
    • Jeff: Mine too, but I'll be there!
    • [to Neil]
    • Jeff: You know how girls love to scream.
    • [there's a knock at the front door]
    • Trish: Who is it?
    • [from outside]
    • Jackie: We're here for the orgy.
    • [there's scratching on the door, accompanied by heavy panting]
    • [from outside]
    • Kim: Let us in! Let us in! Hurry!
    • [to Courtney]
    • Valerie: It's too bad Mom and Dad didn't get a divorce before *you* were born.
    • Courtney: I love you, too.
    • [watching Kim change]
    • Jeff: I don't think I've been giving Kim the attention she deserves.
    • [Jeff and Neil are watching the girls change through a window]
    • Jeff: What'd we do to deserve this?
    • Neil: We died and went to heaven.
    • [reading Diane's horoscope]
    • Jackie: "Your power with the opposite sex will get you ahead."
    • Diane: Not too bad.
    • Jackie: Depends on whose head.
    • [Diane is talking on the phone with her boyfriend; the girls are downstairs listening on the other end]
    • Diane: I love it, too. You think I'm getting better?
    • [the girls break out in laughter and Diane hears]
    • Diane: I think our first amendment's been violated.
    • Trish: Not the word I would have chosen.
    • Jeff: Can't you take a joke?
    • Diane: Can't you get out of the third grade?
    • [the girls are covering up the pizza guy's dead body]
    • Kim: He's dead, all right. So cold.
    • Jackie: Is the pizza?
    • [Jackie takes a slice of pizza]
    • Jackie: Well, life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad, and boy do I feel bad.
    • [she takes a bite of the pizza]
    • Jackie: I feel better already. Really, I do.
    • [to Trish]
    • Russ Thorn: You're pretty. All of you are very pretty. I love you. It takes a lot of love for a person to... do this. You know you want it. You'll like it. Yes...
    • Trish: No... please... I don't even know you.
    • [the doorbell rings]
    • Jeff: Who is it?
    • [distorted voice through the closed front door]
    • Russ Thorn: Pizza. Delivery.
    • Jeff: What's the damage?
    • Russ Thorn: Six... so far.
    • Mrs. Devereaux: Trish, the chips are under the sink and there's soda in the fridge, and our number at the hotel is right by the phone.
    • Trish: Okay, Mom, everything will be fine.
    • Mrs. Devereaux: You lock all the doors and windows.
    • Trish: Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?
    • Mrs. Devereaux: You will *always* be my baby.
    • Courtney: How come you weren't invited to the party?
    • Valerie: I was, I just turned them down so I could take care of my darling little sister.
    • Courtney: Like hell.
    • Valerie: As the famous Jim Jones once said, 'Shut up and drink your Kool-Aid'.
    • Trish: That's odd; none of the fuses are blown, but some of them are missing.
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