Atom User Reviews for The Northman
Not sure why anyone has anything good to say about this movie. I was stoked to go see it based on the trailer, but it was pretty bad. Slow, poor story development... a poor story to begin with, and they didn't do anything to make it any better. it's been a long time since I was so disappointed afer watching a movie. I wouldn't waste your money folks.
The details in this movie are great. Straightforward story line to understand. Many action packed scenes. Good acting overall. An absolute great movie to watch.
2 1/2 hours of life gone we will never get back. With no entertainment value. Worst movie I have seen in years. My husband and I just kept looking at each other like should we leave this is terrible. When it was finally over we just looked at each other in disbelief. Waste of time!!!!
It is by far the worst Viking movie ever! Horrible story/plot too much blah blah blah, and not enough action as expected in a Viking movie. Gives Viking genre a bad name.
This is a movie I will definitely see again! I liked the story, the imagery. It's intense and keeps your attention the whole way through. Skarsgard is amazing in this!
The worst movie I’ve seen in a long time.
First time I have walked out of a movie in years. Horrible
Do not watch this movie. It is a terrible low budget film.
Starts off slow, the Norse mythos keeps it interesting. Definitely don’t come on drugs for this one.
movie was pretty savage. 4.3 stars.
tranports you to viking times. really epic
Eggers delivers once again! The man is such a visionary! Love the intensity of his films. Fantastically immersive. Actors perfectly cast. Great performances. I read an article depicting The Northman being this generations "Gladiator". I can definitely understand why. A great epic!
Sucks
The first hour is just too slow, it tends to be hard to follow, and I honestly think it would have benefited from better direction.
Terrible story. I expected so much more from such a great cast.
the young son of a Viking king is saddled with a fateful task of avenging his father and rescuing his captive mother from the hands of the King's ambitious brother. Hypnotic filmmaking with some weird stuff in it, coupled with Shakespearean-style dialog may turn off some viewers, but this Viking epic delivers an engaging story, sincere performances (especially Taylor-Joy), and stirring visuals. I actually would have liked more visceral violence that was in line with reality of the time, but if you like violence, don't worry. This film pulls few punches. A true "man movie", with strong female characters as well.
THIS MOVIE IS PURE TRASH!!
I made it through forty five minutes and walked out. Never again. It was as silly as it was slow, especially the coming of age ritual with the boy. Will not be finishing that movie.
An impressive movie overall. Skarsgard and Taylor-Joy were impressive.
Great storyline and action.
Sequencing is awful with a story line that makes little sense
It was horrible.
This movie is amazing I don't understand the people saying it's boring, it's basically action from beginning to end amazing movie
So detailed that I never thought I was watching a movie
I'm not sure about this movie but not seeing again.
What a movie!!!!!
This is for story lovers. It has a great cast, great effects and the mythology was beautiful! The imagery was stunning.
Action scenes were the only thing that was good about this movie. Really should have spent more time in the editing room. Was about 45m too long with scenes that added no value. Screenplay and story was just disconnected and poorly done.
Not good. Not great. Somewhere in-between. Definitely worthwhile.
Original movie with a great sound track and cast. Best with snacks.
Super violent, poor story, plenty if darkness and bad feelings. Animal cruelty and a terrible ending. Just don’t waste your time ;)
Fantastic movie!!! Probably one of the only few to be on the dot when it comes to Norse mythology!!!!
What a cinematic treat!
Masterpiece
This movie is everything I wanted and more from an Eggers film. Did not disappoint!
It was very slow and anticlimactic.
so much scenes that just should of not been there. i thought this movie was realistic but it was just so dumb. would not recommend. i've seen kids in the theater too. Def not for kids either.
beautifully crafted film.
Dramatic Viking movie by the same guy who made the lighthouse
low budget
loved it!
wait for redbox
Slow paced movie with excellent cinematography. Great acting from the lead and cast members. A pretty good movie.
Amazing!
Great watch for me, im interested in history/ fantasy movies.
Great movie. Gritty, realistic, and refreshingly not woke!
it was bad my opinion some of the actor was horrible. I got the story line but all could think bout was True Blood he was a viking in that series and family was killed and he wanted vengeance I wasted my money
Did not really like the ending
this is by far the dumbest movie I have ever seen. It was a complete joke.
Movie was great but seats did not recline had to jump around to find one that worked.
Metacritic
At least from an ambition standpoint, Eggers’ devotion pays off in heaps. The Northman offers a lot to enjoy in what is a lot of movie. It features both see-it-to-believe-it “fuck yeah!” gruesomeness in its 10th Century tale and the kind of historical and mythical attention to detail to be expected from Eggers
Perhaps Eggers has lost some of the horrible intimacy we savoured in his earlier work. But he offers us compensation in scope, intensity and pure bloody ferocity.
Make it your destiny to see this blood-soaked odyssey along the edge of the world as soon as possible.