The Machine

Name: The Machine
Duration: 1 h 52 min
Rating: 4.321428571428571

1hr 52m

(56)
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1hr 52m
(56)
37

Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert (Bert Kreischer) facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father (Mark Hamill) when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster (Iva Babic) hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Movie Info & Cast

Director:

Peter Atencio

Producer:

Bert Kreischer

Writer:

Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes

Release Date:

May 26, 2023

Runtime:

1hr 52m

Synopsis

Cast

Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Jimmy Tatro
Iva Babic
Robert Maaser
Stephanie Kurtzuba
Jessica Gabor
Rita Bernard Shaw
Nikola Ðuricko
Oleg Taktarov

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4.3 out of 5

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#hilarious

I'm a Bert Kreisher fan. This movie ended up being funnier than I expected it to be. Comedic movies are back, baby!

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Based on 7 Critics

5.4

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Mixed or average reviews based on 17 Reviews

May 26, 2023

Writers Kevin Biegel and Scotty Landes adapt Kreischer’s unbelievable viral story about robbing a train with Russian mobsters into a retrospective on the comedian’s tumultuous history with excess—a tonal misfire of fantastical absurdity clashing against emotional confessions.

Matt Donato

Paste Magazine

May 26, 2023

The Machine really goes off the rails when it tries to turn itself into an action movie. The blandly violent fight sequences are only watchable because Hamill gets the occasional opportunity to show off his dorky-dad-on-cocaine schtick between punches.

Christian Zilko

IndieWire

May 26, 2023

Hamill, however, is the MVP, continuing to deliver some of his best work as an older man. When he leaves the action for a spell, the energy leaves the movie.

Luke Y. Thompson

The A.V. Club

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The Machine

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