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Quotes from The Incredible Hulk

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    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You did the right thing, calling us. Leonard, I need to know where they're going. She'll be in incredible danger as long as she's with him.
    • [to himself]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Where does she meet these guys?
    • Leonard: From who? He protected her. You almost killed her.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: I give you my word, her safety is my main concern at this point.
    • Leonard: You know, it's a point of professional pride for me that I can tell when somebody's lying. And you are.
    • [pause]
    • Leonard: I don't know where he's going. I know she'll help him if she can.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Then she's aiding a fugitive. And I can't help either one of them.
    • [walks off]
    • Leonard: I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know.
    • [in a poor Portuguese]
    • Bruce Banner: Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
    • [in Portuguese]
    • Tough Guy Leader: What the hell he is talking about?
    • [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]
    • Betty Ross: The subway is probably quickest.
    • Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
    • Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.
    • [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How are you feeling?
    • Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.
    • Emil Blonsky: Forgive me, sir? Doesn't anybody want to talk about what went down in there? 'Cause... He didn't lose us. And he was not alone sir. We had him. And then something hit us... Something BIG hit us! It threw a forklift truck like it was a SOFTBALL! It was the most powerful thing I've ever seen.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Well, it's gone.
    • Emil Blonsky: Well, if Banner knows what it is, I'm gonna track him down, I'm gonna put my foot on his throat, and I'm gonna...
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That was Banner. IT was Banner.
    • Emil Blonsky: You have to explain that statement, sir.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: No I don't. You've done a good job. Pack up and get our men on a plane. We're going home.
    • [During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination]
    • [Referring to the machine gun on the helicopter]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!
    • Helicopter Soldier: Which one?
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!
    • Bruce Banner: Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.
    • Stanley: Bruce. What can I do to help you?
    • Bruce Banner: I could use a bed for a few nights.
    • Stanley: Ah. You can have the spare room upstairs.
    • Bruce Banner: That'd be so great.
    • [pause]
    • Bruce Banner: There's, uh, there's one other thing...
    • Stanley: Oh, I know it. I always knew it. I mean, you know how I felt about you two.
    • [Bruce nods]
    • Stanley: Have you talked to her?
    • Bruce Banner: No. She doesn't know that I'm here.
    • [pause]
    • Bruce Banner: She's with somebody?
    • Stanley: Yeah, He's a head-shrink. They say he's one of the best. But a really nice guy.
    • Bruce Banner: Oh... Good. That's good.
    • [repeated line]
    • Emil Blonsky: Is that it? Is that all you've got?
    • The Incredible Hulk: Leave me alone.
    • Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Here's something interesting. It's a possible gamma sickness. Milwaukee. A man drank one of those guarana sodas. Guess it had a little more kick than he was looking for.
    • [drinks soda]
    • Milwaukee Man Drinking From Bottle: Wow.
    • [starts choking and passes out]
    • Emil Blonsky: I've had missions go wrong, and seen good people go down, all because someone didn't tell them what they were walking into. I moved on because that's the job, and that's what we do. But this... this is a whole new level of weird, and I don't think I want to step away from it. Sir, if you're going to take another crack at him, I want in. And with respect, sir, you'll need a team that's prepared and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again... you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys pissing in their pants, sir.
    • [nervously, in front of a mutating Blonsky]
    • Samuel Sterns: ... This is what I was trying to explain... I don't know what you've been ladling into yourself... Let's assume you don't understand a word I'm saying... but if you'll just get back on the table... I can... fix this...
    • [with a laugh, Blonsky shoves him aside]
    • Abomination: Give me a REAL fight!
    • [Blonsky finds a photo of Betty in Banner's apartment]
    • Emil Blonsky: A girlfriend? She helps him, maybe?
    • [confiscating the photo]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: She is no longer a factor, we closed those doors to him a long time ago. He's alone. He wants to be alone.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...
    • Emil Blonsky: A Super-Soldier.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: A simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went very right.
    • Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Sir, Blonsky...
    • [expecting the worst]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Does anyone know if he has any next-of-kin or family?
    • Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Ask him yourself...
    • [salutes Ross, in perfect health]
    • Emil Blonsky: Sir!
    • [attacking Bruce]
    • Emil Blonsky: Where is it? Show it to me!
    • [the Hulk doesn't appear]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: If you've taken it from me, I'm going to put you in a hole for the rest of your life.
    • Soldier #2: How are you feeling, man?
    • Emil Blonsky: Like a monster.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How old are you, Blonsky, forty-five?
    • Emil Blonsky: Thirty-nine.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That takes a toll, doesn't it?
    • Emil Blonsky: Yes, it does.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: So get out of the trenches. You should be a Colonel by now, with your record.
    • Emil Blonsky: No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had ten years ago, that would be someone I wouldn't want to fight
    • [thoughtfully]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: I think I can arrange something like that...
    • Samuel Sterns: If we overshoot this by even the smallest integer, we're dealing with concentrations with extraordinary levels of toxicity.
    • Betty Ross: You mean it could kill him.
    • Samuel Sterns: Kill him? Yeah, I should say so.
    • Bruce Banner: You should know that there's a flip side to this, too. If we miss on the low side, if we induce me and it fails, this will be very dangerous for you.
    • Samuel Sterns: I've always been more curious than cautious, and that's served me pretty well.
    • Samuel Sterns: You didn't send me much to work with. So I had to concentrate it and make more.
    • [as they're kissing, Bruce's heart monitor on his watch rapidly raises]
    • Bruce Banner: We can't do this.
    • Betty Ross: It's okay. I want to.
    • Bruce Banner: No. No. I can't. I can't get too excited.
    • [in Portuguese]
    • Bruce Banner: Stop. Please. Me... angry... very bad.
    • Tough Guy Leader: *You* bad angry, "G"? I very bad angry.
    • Bruce Banner: Oh, no. You don't understand! Something very bad is about to happen here!
    • [Preparing to finish off General Ross and Betty Ross]
    • Abomination: General... Any last words?
    • The Incredible Hulk: Hulk... SMASH!
    • [the Hulk smashes the ground making a quake making the Abomination get his foot stuck]
    • [after credits]
    • Tony Stark: Touch?. I hear you have an unusual problem.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You should talk!
    • Tony Stark: You should listen. What if I told you we were putting a team together?
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Who's "we"?
    • [Stark looks silently at Ross]
    • [in a bar]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Reload...
    • [finishes his drink]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Reload...
    • [someone enters the bar and walks toward Ross]
    • Tony Stark: The smell of stale beer... and defeat. You know, I hate to say "I told you so," but that Super-Soldier project *WAS* put on ice for a reason. I've always felt that hardware was much more reliable.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Stark.
    • Tony Stark: General.
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You always wear such nice suits.
    • Betty Ross: What is it like? When it happens, what do you experience?
    • Bruce Banner: Remember those experiments we volunteered for at Harvard? Those induced hallucination? It's a lot like that, just a thousand times amplified. It's like someone poured a litre of acid into my brain.
    • Betty Ross: Do you remember anything?
    • Bruce Banner: Just fragments. Images. There's too much noise. I can never derive anything out of it.
    • Betty Ross: But then it's still YOU inside of it.
    • Bruce Banner: No. No, it's not.
    • Betty Ross: I don't know. In the cave, I really felt like it knew me. Maybe your mind is in there, it's just overcharged and can't process what's happening.
    • Bruce Banner: I don't want to control it. I want to get rid of it.
    • [to Blonsky]
    • Samuel Sterns: WHY are you always hitting people?
    • The Incredible Hulk: Betty.
    • [to the Hulk]
    • Abomination: You don't deserve this power. Now watch her DIE!
    • [speaking Brazilian Portuguese while confronting bullies at work]
    • Bruce Banner: Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry.
    • [in English, to himself]
    • Bruce Banner: Uh... that's not right.
    • [Blonsky is antagonizing the Hulk]
    • [haughtily; to the Hulk]
    • Emil Blonsky: Well... Is that it?
    • [through a walkie-talkie]
    • Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Blonsky, pull back now!
    • [Blonsky bad-temperedly pulls the earpiece out of his ear and throws it away]
    • Emil Blonsky: Is that all you've got?
    • [growls]
    • The Incredible Hulk: Grrr...
    • [the Hulk kicks Blonsky like a soccerball; Blonsky slams into a tree and falls down to the ground, not moving]
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