Starcrash (1979)

But also, in its own way, five stars.

Keith Phipps

If movie screens could dream, Starcrash is what the dream would look and sound like. No attempt to hide artifice, instead a headfirst dive into pulp serial lala land. A genre kaleidoscope, a sci-fi lava lamp, gorgeous people giving fractured performances, weird looking…

laird

the best genre of movie is "completely indistinguishable from a group of 7 year olds playing with action figures"

sydney

174th Review for The Collab Weekly Movie Watch Look, I can’t in good faith call this an objectively (or even subjectively) good film. The story is a riff on about every space opera that came before, particularly Star Wars (they even have a laser sword!). I am not sure if…

Rafael "Mister Movie" Jovine

I'm marking this as a first-time watch because I watched it almost 40 years ago on HBO and much faded from memory. Watching the Shout Factory [Collector's Edition] Blu-ray was definitely like seeing the film for the first time. I forgot that the star fields are…

Sean Baker

You can't accuse the Starcrash team of underdoing it, that's for sure. I mean, here you have yourself a wholesale Star Wars cash-in featuring toy spaceships, redneck robots, angry amazons, space cavemen, dollar-store lightsabers, green traitors, busty metal golems, skinny…

Ira Brooker

English Version below🟠🟢🔵 Mit der nun folgenden Bitte, bitte ich der heutigen Generationen, den sich darauf zurückbesinnen wollenden aber es bitte sein lassen sollenden wie uns „Starcrash“ bzw. den darin beinhaltenen Darstellerriege aus David Hasselhoff (übrigens sah…

19oldboy91

The stars hang in space like Christmas lights, bright blues and reds. The child evangelist Marjoe Gortner is some kind of magical Jedi Jesus, and sidekick to Caroline Munro, whose body and skimpy outfits are twice as magical without any special effects required. They are…

threepenny

This quick Italian response to cash in on the Star Wars phenomenon is low budget sci-if done in such an entertaining fashion. The moment the first space ship passed by, I knew I was in for a fun time. At times you definitely feel the effects, costume, and set limitations…

Jesse