Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Movie Poster

Quotes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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    • [to Peter Parker]
    • Miles Morales: So, how many of us are there?
    • Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con.
    • Miles Morales: What's "Comic-Con"?
    • [to Miles]
    • Peter B. Parker: One thing I know for sure: don't do it like me. Do it like you.
    • Peni Parker: Hi guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashita yoroshuku?
    • Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don't wanna freak anyone out...
    • [while being attacked by The Prowler]
    • Peter Parker: Are you mad at me? I feel like you're mad at me.
    • [In the trailer]
    • Miles Morales: If I don't destroy the collider, none of us will have a home to go home to.
    • Spider-Ham: That's all, folks.
    • Peter B. Parker: Is he allowed to say that? Legally?
    • Peter B. Parker: What did you say your name was?
    • Doc Ock: Dr. Olivia Octavius.
    • [takes off her lab coat to reveal her mechanical octopus tentacles, one of which shoots out and pins Peter to the floor]
    • Peter B. Parker: Can I assume your friends call you Doc Ock?
    • Doc Ock: My friends actually call me Liv. My *enemies* call me Doc Ock.
    • Spider-Man Noir: Hey, fellas.
    • Miles Morales: Is he in black and white?
    • Peter B. Parker: Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
    • Spider-Man Noir: Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.
    • Brooklyn Visions Security Guard: I know you snuck out last night, Morales.
    • [thinking]
    • Miles Morales: Play dumb!
    • Miles Morales: Who's Morales?
    • [thinking]
    • Miles Morales: Not that dumb!
    • Peter B. Parker: This could literally not get any weirder.
    • Spider-Ham: It *can* get weirder!
    • [holds out his hand, which is wet for some reason]
    • Spider-Ham: I just washed my hands. *That's* why they're wet.
    • [beat]
    • Spider-Ham: No other reason.
    • [from trailer]
    • Chorus: Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham / Friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham / Spins a web, that's the gig / Kind of weird, cause he's a pig / Look out, here comes a Spider-Ham! / To him, life is a plate of bacon / When there's trouble in the making / You'll find a Spider-Ham!
    • [post-credits]
    • [points]
    • Spider-Man 1967: Who the heck are you?
    • Miguel O'Hara: I'm Spider-Man?
    • Stan: I'm going to miss him.
    • Miles Morales: Yeah.
    • Stan: We were friends, you know.
    • Miles Morales: Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
    • Stan: It always fits, eventually.
    • Lyla: You're a bit late.
    • Miguel O'Hara: Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
    • Lyla: It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
    • Miguel O'Hara: You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.
    • Lyla: Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
    • Miguel O'Hara: Not excited.
    • Lyla: But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last.
    • Miguel O'Hara: Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?
    • Lyla: So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
    • Miguel O'Hara: Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67.
    • [Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe's Spider-Man]
    • Miguel O'Hara: Can't all be everywhere at once.
    • Miguel O'Hara: Whoa!
    • Spider-Man '67: What the- ?
    • Miguel O'Hara: I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
    • [pointing at Miguel]
    • Spider-Man '67: Who the heck are you?
    • [pointing back]
    • Miguel O'Hara: I, I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
    • [pointing back]
    • Spider-Man '67: How dare you point at me.
    • [pointing back]
    • Miguel O'Hara: You, you were pointing first.
    • [pointing back]
    • Spider-Man '67: It's rude to point.
    • [pointing back]
    • Miguel O'Hara: You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying!
    • Police Officer: Which one pointed first?
    • Lyla: A little text might have been nice.
    • J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
    • [as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other]
    • Miguel O'Hara: You're pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now!
    • Spider-Man '67: It's different than normal pointing.
    • Miguel O'Hara: You are pointing...
    • Spider-Man '67: You haven't seen pointing until I'm finished with you.
    • Miguel O'Hara: You're accusing me of pointing while you're...
    • Miguel O'Hara: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
    • Lyla: Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.
    • Miguel O'Hara: Oh, here we go.
    • Lyla: The multiverse didn't collapse.
    • Miguel O'Hara: Oh, cool!
    • Lyla: A little touch and go. It worked out.
    • [looking at a glitched stoplight]
    • Brooklyn Bystander: I think it's a Banksy.
    • [referring to Kingpin]
    • Gwen Stacy: What a pig.
    • [offended]
    • Spider-Ham: I'm right here!
    • [after hitting Scorpion with a sledgehammer]
    • Spider-Ham: Did *that* feel like a cartoon?
    • Stan: That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.
    • [to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron]
    • Peter B. Parker: We've all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben.
    • Spider-Man Noir: For me, it was my uncle Benjamin.
    • Peni Parker: For me, it was my father.
    • Gwen Stacy: For me, it was my best friend.
    • Spider-Ham: Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.
    • Miles Morales: Gosh, don't cops run red lights?
    • Jefferson Davis: Oh, yeah. Some do. But not your dad.
    • Jefferson Davis: With great ability comes great accountability.
    • Miles Morales: That's not how it goes.
    • [seeing Doc Ock]
    • Aunt May: Oh great, it's Liv.
    • Spider-Man Noir: OK, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
    • Gwen Stacy: Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
    • Spider-Man Noir: Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
    • Aunt May: Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
    • Spider-Ham: Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
    • Miles Morales: What?
    • Gwen Stacy: Can you be strong?
    • Peni Parker: Ruthless?
    • Gwen Stacy: Disciplined?
    • Miles Morales: I don't know, maybe...
    • Spider-Ham: BOING!
    • Miles Morales: Well, I, I haven't actually fought anyone...
    • Spider-Man Noir: Show me some moxie, soldier!
    • Gwen Stacy: Above all, no mater how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
    • Spider-Man Noir: Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor...
    • Gwen Stacy: - When you think you've given your all...
    • Spider-Ham: - When you think you can't keep going...
    • Spider-Man Noir: - Spider-Man always gets up.
    • Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack!
    • [Miles tries to fight Spider-Man Noir, but Noir knocks him down. Peni jumps in]
    • Peni Parker: Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
    • Miles Morales: Can I what?
    • Peni Parker: Show me!
    • Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack!
    • [Noir knocks him down again]
    • Peter B. Parker: This kid can turn himself invisible! Watch this, he can do it... now!
    • Miles Morales: I can't do it on command...
    • Peter B. Parker: He can't do it on command! But it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles.
    • Miles Morales: I can't do it on command.
    • Peter B. Parker: He can't do it on command! But he can do so much more, like what else do you do?
    • Miles Morales: Just those two things.
    • Peter B. Parker: Just those two things.
    • Miles Morales: What's going on with your body?
    • Peter B. Parker: I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.
    • [glitches]
    • Peter B. Parker: Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot.
    • Miles Morales: With great power comes great...
    • Peter B. Parker: Don't you dare finish that sentence! Don't do it. I'm sick of it.
    • [looking at a Rubik's Cube]
    • Spider-Man Noir: This is purple?
    • Spider-Ham: No.
    • Spider-Man Noir: Blue?
    • Spider-Ham: No.
    • Miles Morales: When will I know I'm ready?
    • Peter B. Parker: You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.
    • [in reference to an impressive move Miles does]
    • Peter B. Parker: Ah, we taught him that, right?
    • Gwen Stacy: I didn't teach him that. And you *definitely* didn't.
    • Miss Calleros: Mr. Morales, moving in the dark. You're late again.
    • Miles Morales: Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.
    • [beat, but then giggles]
    • Gwen Stacy: Sorry. It was just so quiet.
    • [mistaking Peter for a waiter]
    • Mary Jane: Hello.
    • Peter B. Parker: I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you... the bread that you deserve.
    • Mary Jane: Are you okay?
    • Gwen Stacy: Ma'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.
    • Mary Jane: It's been nice, uh, talking to you.
    • Peter B. Parker: For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread.
    • [to Peter]
    • Gwen Stacy: You all right, man?
    • Peter B. Parker: Yeah, totally.
    • Gwen Stacy: Okay, good, 'cause we are not getting any bread.
    • Peter B. Parker: Oh, wow.
    • Mary Jane: Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve.
    • Peter B. Parker: Yeah! I'm just, I'm really sorry...
    • Mary Jane: Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread.
    • Peter B. Parker: No, I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
    • Mary Jane: Mmm-hmm...
    • Peter B. Parker: And I didn't even try.
    • Mary Jane: That's fine. I should really get going...
    • [first lines]
    • [narrating]
    • Peter Parker: Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for ten years I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again and again and again... And, uh... I did this.
    • [shot of Spidey doing the emo dance from "Spider-Man 3"]
    • Peter Parker: We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. And a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man. And you're looking at him.
    • Peter B. Parker: Ah, you have a goober. Give it.
    • [referring to the Peter Parker of his universe]
    • Miles Morales: Wait, no. He called it an override key.
    • Peter B. Parker: There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember so I just call it a goober.
    • Miles Morales: I was there when it all happened. I'm sorry.
    • Aunt May: And what dimension are *you* from?
    • Miles Morales: Brooklyn.
    • Kingpin: You like my new toy? It cost me a fortune. But hey, you can't take it with you, right? You came all this way. Watch the test. It's a helluva freakin' light show, you're gonna love this.
    • Scorpion: Puerco? What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?
    • Spider-Ham: You got a problem with cartoons?
    • [final lines, voiceover]
    • Miles Morales: Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay. I saved a bunch of people. Got hit by a drone. Did this with my dad. Met my roommate finally. Slapped a sticker where my Dad's never going to find it. And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. Cuz I'm Spider-Man. And I'm not the only one. Not by a long shot.
    • [from beyond her dimension]
    • Gwen Stacy: Miles! Miles! Miles! You got a minute?
    • Spider-Man Noir: Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.
    • Peter Parker: Listen, we've gotta team up here, we don't have that much time.
    • Peter Parker: It's gonna be ok.
    • [drops USB drive into Miles' hand]
    • Peter Parker: This override key is the only way to stop the collider. Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up!
    • Peter Parker: You need to hide your face, and don't tell anyone who you are. No one can know, he's got everyone in his pocket.
    • [overwhelmed with information]
    • Miles Morales: What?
    • Peter Parker: If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear. Your family; everyone, EVERYONE! Promise me, you'll do this?
    • Miles Morales: I promise.
    • Peter Parker: Go! Destroy the collider! I'll come and find you!
    • [as Miles exits]
    • [when Miles was tied up in a chair and muffled with webbing after Peter and the other Spider-People left]
    • [knocks on the door, outside Miles' dorm]
    • Jefferson Davis: Miles? Miles, it's your dad. Please open the door.
    • [Miles struggles to break free, but stops, listening to his father outside the door]
    • Jefferson Davis: Miles, I can see your shadow moving around. Yeah. Okay, I get it. I get it. Still ignoring me. Look, can we talk for a minute? Something happened...
    • [Miles was feeling sad to hear this]
    • Jefferson Davis: Look, sometimes... people drift apart, Miles. And I don't want that to happen to us, okay? Look, I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say, but I... I see this... this spark in you, it's amazing, it's why I push you. But it's yours, and whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great.
    • [Miles comes closer to the door and listened to this]
    • Jefferson Davis: Look; call me when you can, okay? I love you. You don't have to say it back, though.
    • [Miles isn't able to respond due to being tied up and muffled, and his father knocked on the door as a farewell to him, walking ]
    • [to Kingpin]
    • Miles Morales: Hey...
    • [by a shed in Aunt May's backyard]
    • Peter B. Parker: Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little shed where I keep all my Spider-gear.
    • [Aunt May inserts a key, the shed lights up, and the doors open to reveal an elevator. Aunt May motions the group inside]
    • [nonchalant]
    • Peter B. Parker: I mean, this place is pretentious.
    • [the elevator descends into a massive underground lab filled with various costumes, advanced weapons, and high-tech vehicles]
    • Miles Morales: Whoa! Dude, was yours anything like this?
    • Peter B. Parker: Mine was like this, but take away the Jeep, the plane... imagine it way smaller... imagine a futon... I feel sorry for this guy.
    • Miles Morales: Are you a ghost?
    • Peter B. Parker: No.
    • Miles Morales: Are you a zombie?
    • Peter B. Parker: Stop it.
    • Miles Morales: Am *I* a zombie?
    • Peter B. Parker: You're not even close.
    • Miles Morales: Are you from another dimension? Like, a parallel universe where things are like this universe, but different? And you're Spider-Man in that universe? But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how?
    • [stares]
    • Peter B. Parker: Wow. That was really just a guess?
    • [weakly]
    • Uncle Aaron: Miles...
    • Miles Morales: Uncle Aaron. This is my fault.
    • Uncle Aaron: No, Miles. I'm sorry. I wanted you to look up to me. I let you down, man, I let you down. You're the best of us all, Miles. You're on your way. Just... keep going... just keep going...
    • [dies]
    • Jefferson Davis: I love you, Miles.
    • [into P.A]
    • Jefferson Davis: I love you, Dad.
    • Miles Morales: Look at this place...
    • [into P.A]
    • Jefferson Davis: Dad, I love you.
    • [long pause; everyone is staring]
    • [defeated]
    • Miles Morales: Dad, I love you.
    • [into P.A]
    • Jefferson Davis: That's a copy. Tie your shoes, please.
    • Miles Morales: Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday.
    • [Miles gets out of the car and starts walking towards the school]
    • [into the P.A]
    • Jefferson Davis: You gotta say I love you back.
    • Miles Morales: Dad, are you serious?
    • [into the P.A]
    • Jefferson Davis: I wanna hear it.
    • Miles Morales: You wanna hear me say it.
    • [into P.A]
    • Jefferson Davis: I love you, Dad.
    • Miles Morales: You're dropping me off at a school.
    • Miles Morales: Why do you look like Peter Parker?
    • Peter B. Parker: Because I *am* Peter Parker.
    • Miles Morales: Then why aren't you dead? Why is your hair different? Why are you older? Why is your body... a different shape?
    • Peter B. Parker: Pretty sure you just called me fat.
    • Miles Morales: No, no, you just...
    • Peter B. Parker: Hey, listen, you don't look so hot either, kid. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.
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