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Quotes from Sonic The Hedgehog

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    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Why would you throw your life away for this silly little alien?
    • Tom Wachowski: He's my friend.
    • [takes down Robotnik's truck]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Is that all you got?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: No, but thank you for asking.
    • [deploys vehicles from his truck]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Did that tank have a baby?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotta go fast!
    • [Tom finds Sonic in his home; he shrugs]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Uhhh... meow?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Uhhh... meow?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Look at this, I took nine million steps today!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that's okay. I am living my best life on earth.
    • Tom Wachowski: Stay in there and be quiet.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: How much longer, I can't breathe in here?
    • Business Woman: Do you have a child in that bag?
    • Tom Wachowski: No. I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Are you in charge here?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is to vast to quantify. Agent Stone
    • Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic
    • Major Bennington: Listen pal, I don't know if you realize who...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm sorry major what was your name?
    • Major Bennington: Benningt...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: NOBODY CARES!
    • Major Bennington: Yes I a...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: NOPE!
    • Major Bennington: My...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: WRONG!
    • Major Bennington: Na...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'M IN CHARGE!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Allow me to clarify
    • [Turns another direction]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, I'm going to uncover the source of its power.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Neutralize it.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: See what makes it tick.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh my God, stop the car right now!
    • Tom Wachowski: What? What?
    • [sees sign]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it!
    • Tom Wachowski: No, this is not some fun family road tr-
    • [sees Sonic isn't there. He suddenly comes back, with souvenirs]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Eh, you were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Your egg drones are impressive, Eggman! But face it, you'll never catch me!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Confidence... a fool's substitute for intelligence!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A - I have no idea where I'm going. B - Salt water stinks. C - I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Let's go do some ROCK-conaissance!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Is he still looking at me funny?
    • Agent Stone: Yes, he is.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.
    • [arrives on Earth]
    • Tails: If these readings are correct, he's here! I've found him! I just hope I'm not too late!
    • [first lines]
    • [Dr Robotnik chases Sonic through San Francisco]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: So why am I, an incredibly handsome boy in blue, being chased by a creep in a Civil War moustache? Well, let's say I've been running all my life. Am I going too fast? It's what I do. Let's go back!
    • [goes to Sonic's childhood]
    • Longclaw: Never stop running!
    • [the chase teleports through Paris]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Coming through!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Excusez-moi, monsieur!
    • [Sonic runs up the Great Pyramid of Egypt]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: You're not allowed up there! That's one of the Seven Wonders!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Say hi to Crazy Carl. He calls me the Blue Devil.
    • Tom Wachowski: Are you here to abduct me?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: You abducted me!
    • Tom Wachowski: Oh, that's a fair point.
    • [watching the movie Speed]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Pop quiz, hot shot. Classic line.
    • Tom Wachowski: Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Because you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line.
    • [Robotnik corners Tom, Maddie and Sonic]
    • Tom Wachowski: Uhh, Sonic? I know you've got the super-speed, and everything, but Maddie and I?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up?
    • Maddie Wachowski: Pretty much, yeah.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Don't worry. I know exactly what to do.
    • [throws Tom and Maddie off the tower]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.
    • Agent Stone: I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!
    • Maddie Wachowski: Blue alien hedgehogs are people too.
    • [Sonic plays baseball with himself, but it doesn't work out]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I really am alone. All alone. For ever.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I have to go this lame Mushroom Planet!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, at least you won't be the only fun-gi!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: No. Don't ever do that again.
    • [Tom tries to get rid of a Robotnik bomb]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: It's going, it's going... it's still there.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: This is MY power, and I'm not running away any more! I'm using it to protect my friends!
    • [after a loud sound outside]
    • Tom Wachowski: Is that your mothership, cause I'm not in the mood for a probing.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: You think your nervous? I'm not even wearing pants!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula.
    • Tom Wachowski: I was breastfed, actually.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't ya?
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