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Quotes from Sonic The Hedgehog

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    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: He was just a silly little alien! He didn't belong here!
    • Tom Wachowski: That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will! His name was Sonic! This was his home! And he was my friend.
    • [takes down Robotnik's truck]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Is that all you got?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: No, but thank you for asking.
    • [deploys vehicles from his truck]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Did that tank have a baby?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotta go fast!
    • [Tom finds Sonic in his home; he shrugs]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Uhhh... meow?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that's okay. I am living my best life on earth.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Are you in charge here?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is to vast to quantify. Agent Stone
    • Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic
    • Major Bennington: Listen pal, I don't know if you realize who...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm sorry major what was your name?
    • Major Bennington: Benningt...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: NOBODY CARES!
    • Major Bennington: Yes I a...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: NOPE!
    • Major Bennington: My...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: WRONG!
    • Major Bennington: Na...
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'M IN CHARGE!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Allow me to clarify
    • [Turns another direction]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, I'm going to uncover the source of its power.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh my God, stop the car right now!
    • Tom Wachowski: What? What?
    • [sees sign]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it!
    • Tom Wachowski: No, this is not some fun family road tr-
    • [sees Sonic isn't there. He suddenly comes back, with souvenirs]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Eh, you were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Your egg drones are impressive, Eggman! But face it, you'll never catch me!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Confidence... a fool's substitute for intelligence!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A - I have no idea where I'm going. B - Salt water stings. C - I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Let's go do some ROCK-conaissance!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Is he still looking at me funny?
    • Agent Stone: Yes, he is.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.
    • [arrives on Earth]
    • Tails: If these readings are correct, he's here! I've found him! I just hope I'm not too late!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Eenie, meenie, miney, mayhem.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
    • [first lines]
    • [Dr Robotnik chases Sonic through San Francisco]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: So, I know what you're thinking: Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War? Well, to be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. Is this too much? Am I going too fast? It's kinda what I do. You know what? Let's back up!
    • [goes to Sonic's childhood]
    • Longclaw: Never stop running!
    • [the chase teleports through Paris]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Coming through!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Excusez-moi, monsieur!
    • [Sonic runs up the Great Pyramid of Egypt]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: You're not allowed up there! That's one of the Seven Wonders!
    • [stranded]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home... A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas!
    • Tom Wachowski: How are you not dead?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I have no idea!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Turns out, with great power comes great power-hungry guys!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Say hi to Crazy Carl. He calls me the Blue Devil.
    • Tom Wachowski: Are you here to abduct me?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: You abducted me!
    • Tom Wachowski: Oh, that's a fair point.
    • [watching the movie Speed]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Pop quiz, hot shot. Classic line.
    • Tom Wachowski: Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Because you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm the top banana in a world full of monkeys.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Nobody care that our mommy is proud you can read at a 3rd grade level. Have you read Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert; she dies. And leaves behind a big giant egg sac. Look what came out of my egg sac.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Here's the thing: I'm never wrong.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I'm sure you're hella popular.
    • [Robotnik corners Tom, Maddie and Sonic]
    • Tom Wachowski: Uhh, Sonic? I know you've got the super-speed, and everything, but Maddie and I?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up?
    • Maddie Wachowski: Pretty much, yeah.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Don't worry. I know exactly what to do.
    • [throws Tom and Maddie off the tower]
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.
    • Agent Stone: I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!
    • Maddie Wachowski: Blue alien hedgehogs are people too.
    • [Sonic plays baseball with himself, but it doesn't work out]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I really am alone. All alone. For ever.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I have to go this lame Mushroom Planet!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, at least you won't be the only fun-gi!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: No. Don't ever do that again.
    • [Tom tries to get rid of a Robotnik bomb]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: It's going, it's going... it's still there.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: This is MY power, and I'm not running away any more! I'm using it to protect my friends!
    • [after a loud sound outside]
    • Tom Wachowski: Is that your mothership? Cause I'm not in the mood for a probing.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: You think you're nervous? I'm not even wearing pants!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula.
    • Tom Wachowski: I was breastfed, actually.
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't ya?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Agent Stone..
    • Agent Stone: Doctor?
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: You see anything useful in this image?
    • [Examines screen]
    • Agent Stone: Nothing at all Doctor..
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Of course you don't.. Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks by the Native American Shadow Wolves..
    • [Tilts head forward condescendingly]
    • [Sonic is in a duffle bag]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: How much longer? I can't breathe in here!
    • Businesswoman: Do you have your child in that bag?
    • [completely nonchalantly]
    • Tom Wachowski: No. I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.
    • [disturbed]
    • Businessman: ... that's not your child?
    • [both bystanders nervously edge away]
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: This is worse than the dog cage you kept me in!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: So what were you expecting, a dirty little hedgehog eating berries and struggling to survive? Think again! Because I am living my best life on Earth!
    • [a gaggle of geese cross the road]
    • Tom Wachowski: Morning! Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: This is Green Hills, the greatest place on Earth! These are my people, and I am their lovable space creature! So what if they don't know I exist?
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: My favourite person is the Donut Lord, protector of this town and defender of all creatures big and small! Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady. She is super nice to animals and, strangely, was born without bones.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: What's a bucket list?
    • Tom Wachowski: It's a list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I've never kicked a bucket either!
    • Dr. Ivo Robotnik: Who the hell do you think you are?
    • Tom Wachowski: I'm the Donut Lord, you sonofab...!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, Eggman! I'm not leaving Earth! YOU are!
    • Crazy Carl: I know you're out there! And I know you're real!
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: No, I'm not!
    • [on South Island]
    • Sonic: This is the island where I'm from. It had everything: sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, public access to loop-the-loops! And I never had to catch a schoolbus because I can run across the island in less than two seconds - also, there was no school. I know, pretty sweet island, right?
    • Sonic: I was born with extraordinary powers. I was told to keep them a secret. And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.
    • Longclaw: Sonic, somebody could have seen you!
    • Baby Sonic: No one saw me, I'm too fast! And, I wanted to bring you this.
    • [holds up a sunflower]
    • [Dr Robotnik chases Sonic through San Francisco]
    • Sonic: So, here we are again. We've been through so much together! Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog! Wanna know how it ends? Yeah, me too!
    • Tom: It's the government wack-job who keeps trying to kill us, UNSUCCESSFULLY! Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.
    • Dr. Robotnik: The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!
    • Sonic: Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman, but let's face it: You'll never catch me!
    • Dr. Robotnik: Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence.
    • Maddie: Yeah, what're you wearing?
    • Dr. Robotnik: It's a flight suit, designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag!
    • Tom: And yet, you still are one.
    • Dr. Robotnik: Woo-hoo, good one! You are catching fire, Thomas. Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. Does she have a name or should we just call her "collateral damage"?
    • Tom: Hey, watch your mouth, unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier.
    • [to Maddie]
    • Tom: I punched him in the face.
    • Sonic: Oh, you punched him right in the face, it was awesome!
    • Wade: Tom, we need you down on Main Street! There's been a violent gangster crime!
    • [laughs]
    • Wade: Just kidding! A duck stole a bagel... But they do need it back.
    • Maddie: It talks!
    • Tom: Almost constantly.
    • Wade: That's our sheriff you're messing with!
    • Crazy Carl: And our Blue Devil, who as you can all see is a very real creature, and not at all invented by me!
    • Dr. Robotnik: Mr...?
    • Tom: Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except for my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it's gone on for so long now that it'd be weird if I corrected him.
    • [later on]
    • Tom: Listen, Mister...
    • Dr. Robotnik: Doctor! Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob.
    • Wade: Nothin' to see here! Disperse! Just another day in Green Hills! You act like you've never seen a fight between an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate!
    • [Dr Robotnik's glasses are broken]
    • Dr. Robotnik: Stone?
    • Agent Stone: Doctor?
    • Dr. Robotnik: Call Optical Illusions. Tell 'em I need new frames. They know which ones I like.
    • Sonic: I was forced from my home! Your home is PERFECT, and you're leaving it! Why would you DO that?
    • Tom: It's a pay phone. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives of the law. Which is us.
    • Wade: No-one's going to erase my memory here? I WILL TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS!
    • Sonic: I'm sorry I was so hard on you. I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills. Walking away from something you care about... has to be painful.
    • Tom: You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
    • Sonic: I don't wanna go! But I can't stay. As long as I'm here, I put everyone in danger. I can't do that. I just want you to know that these last two days... have been the best two days of my life.
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