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Quotes from Shazam!

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    • [from trailer]
    • Freddy Freeman: If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
    • Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
    • Freddy Freeman: What are your superpowers?
    • Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
    • Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
    • The Wizard: Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.
    • The Wizard: Say my name so that my powers may flow through you.
    • Billy Batson: But I don't know your name, sir.
    • The Wizard: Shazam.
    • [Billy laughs]
    • The Wizard: SAY IT!
    • Billy Batson: SHAZAM!
    • [from trailer, Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
    • Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
    • [to couple]
    • Shazam: Oh hey, wassup? I'm a superhero!
    • Shazam: Gentlemen...
    • [robber shoots Shazam, the bullet ricochets off him]
    • [filming on his phone]
    • Freddy Freeman: You have bullet immunity!
    • [shocked]
    • Shazam: I'm bulletproof!
    • [they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious]
    • [turning back to the robbers ]
    • Shazam: You're dead.
    • [robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
    • [walking out of store with junk food]
    • Shazam: Sorry about your window... but you're welcome for not getting robbed!
    • [meets Billy; about his and Billy's foster parents]
    • Freddy Freeman: They seem nice, but don't buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
    • [becomes nervous]
    • Freddy Freeman: Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid, you got it all!"
    • Billy Batson: Hello?
    • The Wizard: Say my name so my powers may flow through you.
    • Billy Batson: But, I don't know your name, sir.
    • The Wizard: Shazam.
    • [laughs]
    • Billy Batson: Are you for real?
    • The Wizard: Say it!
    • Billy Batson: Okay! Shazam?
    • [becomes Shazam]
    • Shazam: You're the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
    • Freddy Freeman: Can I?
    • Shazam: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
    • [touches the lightning bolt on Shazam's costume]
    • Shazam: It's crazy, right?
    • Freddy Freeman: What're your superpowers?
    • Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
    • [to Shazam]
    • Freddy Freeman: You have super strength! Can you fly?
    • [to Doctor Thaddeus Sivana]
    • Shazam: You're like a bad guy, right?
    • Shazam: Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero.
    • Billy Batson: Say my name!
    • Darla DudleyEugene ChoiFreddy FreemanMary BromfieldPedro Peña: BILLY!
    • Billy Batson: No, no! Not my name, the name I said to transform into this guy!
    • Darla DudleyEugene ChoiFreddy FreemanMary BromfieldPedro Peña: SHAZAM!
    • Darla DudleyEugene ChoiFreddy FreemanMary BromfieldPedro Peña: SHAZAM!
    • [laughs]
    • Mister Mind: Primitive symbols. You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings, you assume there's only one means to gain magic. No, no, no, there are more ways than a mind can imagine.
    • Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: What in God's name...?
    • Mister Mind: I named the gods, Doctor, not the other way around. Oh, what fun we're going to have together. The Seven Realms will soon be ours.
    • Rosa Vasquez: Please don't say anything weird to Billy.
    • Freddy Freeman: You mean like how the Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine?
    • [at a robbery]
    • Shazam: I'm bulletproof!
    • Freddy Freeman: Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face?
    • Shazam: Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face!... Wait, what?
    • [gets shot in the face several times]
    • Shazam: ...That kinda tickles.
    • Shazam: I can't talk to fish! And even if I could, what could I do that's cool?
    • [wearing an Aquaman shirt]
    • Freddy Freeman: I don't know, maybe command an army of billions from the ocean?
    • Shazam: Uh... well, that's not THAT cool.
    • Shazam: Did you see what I just did?
    • Freddy Freeman: Yeah, you electrocuted a bus and almost killed those people!
    • Shazam: ...And then I CAUGHT it!
    • [holds up the Eye of Sin]
    • Shazam: What's that? You say you'll give me everything I ever wanted?
    • Super Hero Mary: Don't do it!
    • Shazam: Psych! Did you really think I was going to put a demon orb in my head? That's gross.
    • [Shazam and Sivana are in the sky]
    • Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: Only I have the power to unleash...
    • [can't hear him]
    • Shazam: Wait, WHAT?
    • Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: ...you will beg for mercy...
    • Shazam: Are you making some, like, big, evil-guy speech right now or somethin'? You're like a mile away from me, and there's traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin'!
    • Dr. Thaddeus Sivana: As I feast on your heart...
    • Shazam: Ah, whatever, screw it!
    • [Shazam takes his siblings to a strip club]
    • Darla Dudley: Why are you covering my eyes?
    • Mary Bromfield: Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow!
    • Darla Dudley: Why can't I see what's inside?
    • Mary Bromfield: You are not old enough!
    • Darla Dudley: Old enough to know that was great music!
    • [using a lightning blast to fight one of the Sins]
    • Super Hero Eugene: Hadouken!
    • [Shooting lightning bolts, to the tempo of the opening notes of "Eye Of The Tiger" from "Rocky" ]
    • Shazam: Hands, lighting with my hands, lighting with my hands.
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