Santa With Muscles

  • Rated PG
  • 1hr 37m

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Movie Info & Cast

Director:

John Murlowski

Producer:

Brian Shuster

Writer:

Jonathan Bond, Fred Mata, Dorrie Krum Raymond

Runtime:

1hr 37m

Synopsis

A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

Cast

  • Hulk Hogan
  • Don Stark
  • Robin Curtis
  • Garrett Morris
  • Aria Noelle Curzon
  • Adam Wylie
  • Mila Kunis
  • Jennifer Paz
  • Clint Howard
  • William Newman

Letterboxd User Reviews

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  • Oct 27, 2022

    Very upset that The Wolf of Wall Street didn’t include a least a scene or two about Jordan Belfort executive producing the Hulk Hogan Christmas “comedy” Santa With Muscles. But I’m more upset that I watched this.

    217 Likes
    Matt Singer
    Matt Singer
    Dec 10, 2021

    I'm bummed I didn't get to watch this as a kid. Back in the early 90s hulkamania was in full force and Hulk Hogan made a handful of children's movies. He isn't as charismatic in this role but still likable. I'm a bit shocked by the bad reviews, I've definitely seen worse…

    116 Likes
    Kat
    Kat
    Dec 21, 2025

    this movie has hulk hogan santa and a subplot about a cave full of magic explosive crystals hidden beneath an orphanage HOW is it so boring I don’t understand

    89 Likes
    Evasive
    Evasive
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    Jun 17, 2023

    If you think Hulk Hogan’s wrestling was bad, just watch his acting in this.

    51 Likes
    ben
    ben
    Dec 25, 2020

    Civilization’s lowest point

    49 Likes
    Eric Szyszka
    Eric Szyszka
    Dec 4, 2023

    Hulk Hogan is barely even jacked here. Sorry, but I cannot jerk off to this.

    42 Likes
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    Dec 4, 2019

    In desperately seeking sources for clean energy, noted environmentalist Ed Begley Jr. is essentially playing himself.  In a roll that calls for the shuttering of an orphanage in the interest of the greater good, how could we not recognize the merits of such a brave role…

    37 Likes
    Geoffrey Broomer
    Geoffrey Broomer
    Dec 24, 2023

    How my man child brain works: sees a Christmas movie starring Hulk Hogan from 1996, sees Clint Howard's ridiculous face on the cover, bought that blu ray so dang fast with 0 hesitation. No regrets I live my life on the edge brotherrrrrrrrr! This movie is so friggin dumb…

    37 Likes
    belial_carboni
    belial_carboni
    Dec 4, 2023

    At least pays us the courtesy of being surprisingly weird.

    35 Likes
    Dan McCoy
    Dan McCoy

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Santa With Muscles family-friendly?
The movie has been rated as PG (Parental Guidance Suggested). It's generally considered a family-friendly movie.
How long is Santa With Muscles?
The movie is 1hr 37min long.
What's Santa With Muscles about?
A heartless millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.
Who's the cast of Santa With Muscles?
  • Hulk Hogan as Blake
  • Don Stark as Lenny
  • Robin Curtis as Leslie
  • Garrett Morris as Clayton
  • Aria Noelle Curzon as Elizabeth
  • Adam Wylie as Taylor
  • Mila Kunis as Sarah
  • Jennifer Paz as Helen Chu
  • Clint Howard as Hinkley
  • William Newman as Chas
Who's the director behind Santa With Muscles?
John Murlowski directed Santa With Muscles.
Who produced Santa With Muscles?
Brian Shuster produced Santa With Muscles.