
Poolman
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Synopsis
Poolman tells the story of Darren Barrenman (Chris Pine), a native Los Angeleno who spends his days looking after the pool of the Tahitian Tiki apartment block and fighting to make his hometown a better place to live. When he is tasked by a femme fatale to uncover the truth behind a shady business deal, Darren enlists the help of his friends to take on a corrupt politician and a greedy land developer. His investigation reveals a hidden truth about his beloved city and himself.
Cast
- Jennifer Jason Leigh
- Chris Pine
- Danny DeVito
- Annette Bening
- Ray Wise
- DeWanda Wise
- Juliet Mills
- Hollis W. Chambers
- Evan Shafran
- Ren Burttet
Atom User Reviews
One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I cannot get my 2 hours back. Dumb. Stupid. Do not waste your money. Was it a supposed to be a comedy, drama or mystery? They hit the marks on all parts. I’m still trying to process the stupidity.
if i didn’t get the tickets free i would have walked out and demanded my money back
Metacritic
I take no vicious pleasure in saying that Poolman, a movie that Pine co-wrote, directed, and stars in, is not only the worst film I saw during the fall festival season but would likely be one of the worst films in any year it came out.

Poolman is an unfunny spoof of neo-noir thrillers with hazy direction, even messier storytelling, and unbearable dialogue.