Marvel Studios 10th: Ant-Man and the Wasp Movie Poster

Quotes from Marvel Studios 10th: Ant-Man and the Wasp

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    • [to Scott]
    • Hope van Dyne: Thanks to you, we had to run. We're still running.
    • Scott Lang: I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the price.
    • Scott Lang: Hold on, you gave her wings?
    • Dr. Hank Pym: And blasters.
    • Scott Lang: Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: No, I did.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: No, I did.
    • Hope van Dyne: What took you so long?
    • Scott Lang: She just wanted to give me a hug, wish me luck.
    • Hope van Dyne: Really?
    • Scott Lang: Yeah.
    • [fights Ghost in her Wasp suit, though Ghost disappears; over the comm]
    • Hope van Dyne: Dad, are you seeing this?
    • [watching Hope on the monitor with Scott]
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Hope, get out of there?
    • [reappears and flips Wasp onto a table]
    • Scott Lang: I gotta do something!
    • [goes to leave]
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Wait!
    • [takes out a miniature Ant-Man suit for Scott]
    • Dr. Hank Pym: He's still a work in progress.
    • Ava: Nothing can prepare you for what's coming.
    • [sees Sonny Burch on a ferry that sails away]
    • Scott Lang: How did he even have time to buy a ticket?
    • Scott Lang: Murderers!
    • [one flying ant catches him and starts to fly him to the ferry]
    • Scott Lang: Yes! I'm gonna call you ANT-onio Banderas!
    • [another bird eats ANT-onio]
    • Scott Lang: No, no!
    • [lunges off the flying ant and starts falling]
    • Scott Lang: ANT-onio!
    • [tries to shrink down to his miniature size by pressing a button]
    • Scott Lang: Won't you just, one time, please, work!
    • [successfully shrinks down to his miniature size]
    • Scott Lang: Yes! Oh, alright, I need help. Yes!
    • [calls in a flying ant, though it is eaten by a bird]
    • Scott Lang: Oh... sorry.
    • [calls in another flying ant, but it is again eaten by a bird]
    • Scott Lang: Hey! Come on, man! Not cool!
    • [the same thing happens with multiple other flying ants]
    • [shrunk down to a child's size; runs into Pym's car after going undercover in a school]
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Hiya, champ, how was school today?
    • Scott Lang: Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?
    • Hope van Dyne: So cranky.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: You want a juice box and some string cheese?
    • Scott Lang: Do you really have that?
    • [to Scott]
    • Cassie: You can do it. You can do anything. You're the world's greatest grandma.
    • [gets his car shrunk]
    • Shrunken Car Man: Well, the 60s were fun, but now I'm paying for it!
    • Luis: Wazzuuuuup?
    • Dave: You put a dime in him, you got to let the whole song play out.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Are you going to keep staring at each other until they start shooting at us?
    • Luis: The undercarriage is filthy!
    • Ava: This is the way!
    • Scott Lang: Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building?
    • Hope van Dyne: No more last minute business trips, okay?
    • Sonny Burch: I've committed numerous health code violations at my restaurant. Some of them will shock you.
    • [last lines]
    • Scott Lang: Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around.
    • [cut to Dr. Hank Pym, Hope van Dyne and Janet has all been disintegrated]
    • Scott Lang: Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys... Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS!
    • Maggie: What does the FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?
    • Jimmy Woo: You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again.
    • Scott Lang: I thought you were inviting me somewhere.
    • Jimmy Woo: Why would I do that?
    • Scott Lang: That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I...
    • Jimmy Woo: Like a party? Or dinner or something?
    • Scott Lang: I don't know, I thought you were...
    • Jimmy Woo: No, I meant...
    • Scott Lang: ...planning the evening.
    • Jimmy Woo: No, I meant to, like, arrest you.
    • Scott Lang: No, that'd be a little strange.
    • Jimmy Woo: Like, I'll arrest you later again.
    • Scott Lang: Where?
    • Scott Lang: Take it easy.
    • Jimmy Woo: Okay.
    • [turns to leave then turns back to Scott]
    • Jimmy Woo: Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean -
    • [Scott shakes his head no]
    • Jimmy Woo: Because I'm free...
    • Jimmy Woo: Huh?
    • Scott Lang: Where will you be seeing me again?
    • Jimmy Woo: Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there...
    • Scott Lang: Oh.
    • Jimmy Woo: ...to catch you.
    • Scott Lang: You'll be watching and...
    • Jimmy Woo: Yeah.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Last night we powered up the tunnel for the first time. It overloaded, and it shut down. But for a split second, the doorway to the Quantum Realm was opened.
    • Scott Lang: And?
    • Hope van Dyne: And five minutes later, you called. Talking about Mom.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.
    • Scott Lang: Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: *Quantum* entanglement, Scott.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Just tell me you weren't lying about the suit you took. Tell me you really destroyed it.
    • Scott Lang: I did. I destroyed it. I swear.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: I can't believe you destroyed my suit! That was my life's work.
    • Hope van Dyne: Oh, my God. You *didn't* destroy the suit?
    • Dr. Hank Pym: WHAT?
    • Scott Lang: Well, it was your life's work, Hank. I couldn't destroy that. Before I turned myself in, I shrunk it down and mailed it to Luis.
    • Dr. Hank Pym: You sent my suit through the MAIL?
    • Scott Lang: Hey, the postal service is very reliable, you know? They do tracking numbers now. Like UPS.
    • Scott Lang: I had a dream. She was playing hide and seek with a little... girl. Cassie and I do it all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
    • Hope van Dyne: But, was it Cassie in the dream?
    • Scott Lang: No.
    • Hope van Dyne: Where was she hiding?
    • Scott Lang: What?
    • Hope van Dyne: The little girl, where was she hiding. Was it in a wardrobe?.
    • Scott Lang: No, in a tall dresser
    • Dr. Hank Pym: You mean a wardrobe.
    • Scott Lang: Is that what that's called?
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.
    • Scott Lang: What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
    • Hope van Dyne: What took you so long?
    • Scott Lang: Sorry, I had to come up with a name for my ant. I'm thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant.
    • Sonny Burch: Okay, hold on, hold on. I like a good story as much as the next person, but what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang is?
    • Luis: I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
    • Dave: You put a dime in him, and you gotta let the whole song play out.
    • Kurt: He like human jukebox.
    • Luis: Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the restaurant! Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz". You know, Chicanos we call him "Moz". "Then, ¡adiós!". What can I say? You know, we relate to this melancholy ballads. You know?
    • Cassie: Don't just stand there! Let's bounce before the po-po come back!
    • Scott Lang: Po-po? How do you even know that?
    • Luis: You know what? You're right. This isn't truth serum. 'Cause I don't feel anything. That was a lie. I did feel something. This is truth serum!
    • Sonny Burch: Where... is Scott Lang?
    • Luis: Well, see, that's complicated. 'Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I'm not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, "Damn, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?" And he's like, "Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now, I'm all alone!" And I was like, "Damn, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis." And he says, "You know what? I'm Scotty. And we're gonna be best friends."
    • Luis: So anyway, this guy gets out of jail and starts working for Hank. And that's when he met Hope. And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I'm all business." And then Scotty's like, "You know what, girl? My heart's all broken, and I'll probably never find love again. But damn, if I want to kiss you!" But then you fast-forward and they're all like into each other, right? And then Scotty's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but I'm gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!" Then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!" So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won't admit it, but his heart's all like, "Damn! I thought Hope could've been my new true partner. But I blew it!" But fate brought them back together, and then Hope's heart is all, "I'm worried that I can't trust him. And he's gonna screw up again and ruin everything." And in my heart, it's all like, "That fancy raspberry filling represents the company's rent. And we're days away from going out of business! Oooh!"
    • Janet Van Dyne: Also, make sure you stay out of the tardigrade fields. They're cute but they'll eat you.
    • [first lines]
    • Dr. Hank Pym: I still think about the night your mother and I had to leave you.
    • Luis: I mean, we gotta land this bird.
    • Scott Lang: He ain't goin' anywhere. And the expression is "land this fish."
    • Luis: No, it's "land the bird." Just like you land the plane. You gotta land the plane to be in business.
    • Scott Lang: I know it's silly to get hung up on these kinds of things, but I do.
    • Luis: How am I gonna land a fish? It can't walk. And if it swam up on shore, and it battled a hawk, who's gonna win?
    • Scott Lang: You've really turned me around on this thing.
    • Scott Lang: Now, if you just excuse me, I'm in the middle of trying to steal something with my daughter.
    • Maggie: Cassie, let the man get by.
    • Cassie: But Daddy's super sick!
    • Jimmy Woo: I'll see about that.
    • Cassie: He says he doesn't want anyone else to get sick.
    • Jimmy Woo: Well, I'll take my chances, sweetie.
    • Cassie: He barfed. Like, a lot.
    • Jimmy Woo: Young lady, I'm a federal agent. I've seen worse things than vomit. Like, 'a lot' a lot?
    • Scott Lang: Now, we're sure this is our shrunken building and not someone else's, right?
    • [Luis appears]
    • Cassie: Oh no! The fuzz!
    • Luis: Wow, Dr. Pym. Like, who would've thought that, once again, in your hour of need, that you would turn to us? You know?
    • Dr. Hank Pym: Not me.
    • Luis: Oh, you know what? I heard stories, like what happened to you. Like this crazy, creepy cat who like, walks through walls and stuff. Like a... Like a Ghost!
    • Kurt: Like Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga. The witch. They tell stories to children to frighten them. You know Baba Yaga?
    • Luis: Oh, you got Pezed!
    • Dr. Bill Foster: It's incredible. Your link to Janet. It's Quantum entanglement, between the quantum states composed of her molecules and your brains.
    • Scott Lang: Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?
    • Scott Lang: You know, my Pap-pap always said if you wanna do something right, you make a list. So, we should do that. One, we have to break into that lab. Two, we have to kick out Foster and Ghost. Three, we have to fight Ghost. That seems like it should be part of 2. 2-A. Right? Let's call it 2-A. Fight Ghost, 2-A. Oh! Also, we have to make sure that the lab is fully grown for you to come back. Otherwise we're screwed...
    • Luis: Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning.
    • Dave: Down to the undercarriage, baby.
    • Luis: You sprung for the undercarriage wash?
    • Dave: Well, you said get the works.
    • Luis: That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!
    • Sonny Burch: He's right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.
    • Luis: Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?
    • Cassie: There! It's the microtreasure!
    • Scott Lang: My trophy?
    • Cassie: It looks like treasure.
    • Scott Lang: Oh, it is to me.
    • Cassie: I wanna take it to show and tell.
    • Scott Lang: Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me. I'm so touched you think I'm the 'World's Greatest Grandma.'"
    • Cassie: It was the only one they had.
    • Scott Lang: Makes me wanna knit you a sweater.
    • Luis: Whassup? You don't remember, uh that beloved commercial? Whassup?
    • Luis: By the way, I love that suit!
    • Hope van Dyne: Thanks, man.
    • Luis: I wish I had a suit. I would even like a suit with like minimal powers, you know? Or maybe, even just a suit. With no powers.
    • Cassie: Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?
    • Jimmy Woo: Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?
    • Scott Lang: Wow, you're really great with kids.
    • Jimmy Woo: Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.
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