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Quotes from Mad Max Fury Road: Black & Chrome Edition

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    • [from trailer]
    • Max Rockatansky: My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
    • [In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex]
    • Nux: Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
    • [from trailer]
    • Immortan Joe: Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.
    • [first lines]
    • [Narrating]
    • Max Rockatansky: My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
    • Capable: We are not things. We are not things!
    • Capable: There's no going back!
    • Imperator Furiosa: You never gonna have a better chance.
    • Max Rockatansky: At what?
    • Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.
    • Max Rockatansky: I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
    • Toast: What are you doing?
    • The Dag: Praying.
    • Toast: To who?
    • The Dag: Anyone who's listening.
    • Max Rockatansky: Have you done this before?
    • Imperator Furiosa: Many times.
    • [to Max]
    • Imperator Furiosa: DRIVE!
    • Nux: I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!
    • Imperator Furiosa: And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
    • Toast: If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
    • Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
    • [Everyone turns to look at Nux]
    • Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
    • [Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]
    • Keeper of the Seeds: I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
    • Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day.
    • [points to the horizon]
    • Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
    • [points back]
    • Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
    • [He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
    • Nux: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Fury Road!
    • Max Rockatansky: You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
    • Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
    • Immortan Joe: Ah, mediocre!
    • [to Immortan Joe]
    • Imperator Furiosa: Remember me?
    • [Throws Joe's mask hose into the rear wheels of his vehicle, tearing off his lower face and killing him instantly]
    • Nux: I never thought I'd do something as shine as that.
    • [last words]
    • Nux: Witness me.
    • Max Rockatansky: Max. My name is Max. That's my name.
    • Nux: We're not to blame!
    • The Splendid Angharad: Then who killed the World?
    • [the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad]
    • The Organic Mechanic: Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
    • Immortan Joe: Was it a male?
    • The Organic Mechanic: Yep. Your number one alpha prime.
    • [cuts the umbilical and twirls it between his fingers]
    • The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Rictus?
    • Rictus Erectus: Yeah?
    • The Organic Mechanic: You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
    • Rictus Erectus: I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
    • Max Rockatansky: That's my head!
    • Max Rockatansky: CONFUCAMUS!
    • Max Rockatansky: How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!
    • The Valkyrie: It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.
    • Max Rockatansky: No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
    • [after a pause]
    • Toast: It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.
    • Max Rockatansky: So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
    • [she and the Dag make the same gesture]
    • Keeper of the Seeds: Kaboom!
    • [laughter]
    • [to Nux]
    • Max Rockatansky: That's *my jacket...!*
    • [pointing at his Interceptor car being driven by a War Boy]
    • Max Rockatansky: That's mine!
    • Glory the Child: You promised to help us!
    • [to Immortan Joe]
    • The Dag: Schlanger!
    • The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice! Con-DUCT-or of the choir of death!
    • Keeper of the Seeds: Here we go, girls!
    • The Bullet Farmer: All this over a family squabble... healthy babies...
    • [spits]
    • Max Rockatansky: Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
    • Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
    • The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
    • Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
    • Imperator Furiosa: FOOL!
    • Narrator: "Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?" -The First History Man
    • Slit: By my deeds I honour him, V8.
    • Capable: What are you doing here?
    • Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
    • Nux: My mates.
    • [Points at his neck tumors]
    • Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
    • [Sobbing]
    • Nux: He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her.
    • [Nux begins banging his head]
    • Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
    • Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
    • Capable: What gates?
    • Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
    • Capable: I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
    • Nux: I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
    • [Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]
    • [points to the Citadel]
    • Max Rockatansky: All right. This is your way home.
    • [incredulous]
    • Imperator Furiosa: We go back?
    • Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
    • [incredulous]
    • Toast: Back?
    • Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
    • The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
    • [counting their remaining bullets]
    • Toast: Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.
    • [holds up a tiny derringer]
    • Toast: But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
    • The Dag: Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
    • Cheedo the Fragile: Plant one and watch something die.
    • Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
    • Immortan Joe: What is your name?
    • Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
    • Immortan Joe: No!
    • [gives Nux a revolver]
    • Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
    • Nux: Am I awaited?
    • [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint]
    • Immortan Joe: You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
    • Immortan Joe: I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
    • Nux: Immortan! Immortan Joe!
    • [Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux]
    • Nux: He looked at me. He looked right at me.
    • Slit: He looked at your blood bag.
    • Nux: He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
    • Slit: He was scanning the horizon.
    • Nux: No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
    • Slit: Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!
    • The Ace: Why can't you stop?
    • [after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]
    • War boy: You all right?
    • Immortan Joe: On, on!
    • [the bike speeds after the War Rig]
    • [Max returns after killing the Bullet Farmer]
    • Toast: Are you hurt?
    • Max Rockatansky: Huh?
    • Toast: You're bleeding.
    • Imperator Furiosa: That's not his blood.
    • Max Rockatansky: Hey - you need to take the War Rig half a klick down the track.
    • Imperator Furiosa: What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?
    • [looks back, then shrugs]
    • Max Rockatansky: Well, you keep movin'.
    • [heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]
    • Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
    • Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.
    • [while firing two sub-machine guns at the War Rig]
    • The Bullet Farmer: Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
    • The People Eater: We are down 30,000 units of gasoline, 19 canisters of nitro, 12 assault bikes, 7 pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts, and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!
    • The Bullet Farmer: Come on! I've been called to the torture!
    • Immortan Joe: Patience!
    • The Bullet Farmer: Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
    • The People Eater: Be careful! Protect the assets!
    • The Bullet Farmer: Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
    • The Vuvalini: What's there to find at the Citadel?
    • Max Rockatansky: Green.
    • Toast: And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.
    • The Dag: It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.
    • Keeper of the Seeds: Where does the water come from?
    • [re: Immortan Joe]
    • Toast: He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
    • The Dag: And because he owns it, he owns all of us.
    • Keeper of the Seeds: I don't like him already.
    • [Being pursued by the Buzzards in the spikey cars]
    • The Ace: Should we turn it 'round and run 'em into our backup?
    • Imperator Furiosa: No. We're good. We fang it!
    • [blows War Rig's air horn]
    • The Ace: Thunder up! Here we go!
    • [to Furiosa]
    • Max Rockatansky: I am so sorry...
    • [stabs her]
    • Imperator Furiosa: Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?
    • Max Rockatansky: Does it matter?
    • Imperator Furiosa: Fine. When I yell "fool," you drive out of here as fast as you can.
    • The Vuvalini: One man, one bullet.
    • [after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]
    • The Bullet Farmer: Hold up a flare!
    • Red Flare Warrior: I am holding a flare!
    • [opens his eyes wide]
    • The Bullet Farmer: Closer!
    • Red Flare Warrior: It's right in front of your eyes!
    • [realizing he is blind, the Farmer screams]
    • The Dag: Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?
    • [to her belly]
    • The Dag: Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
    • [gasping]
    • The Dag: Seeds.
    • Keeper of the Seeds: This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
    • The Dag: Where?
    • Keeper of the Seeds: So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
    • The Dag: Ah! So many different kinds.
    • Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
    • Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
    • The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
    • Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!
    • [pause]
    • The Dag: You kill people with that, do you?
    • Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.
    • The Dag: I thought some of you girls were above all that.
    • [after a pause]
    • Keeper of the Seeds: Come here. Take a peek.
    • Nux: There's high ground, just beyond that thing.
    • Capable: He means the tree.
    • Nux: Yeah, tree!
    • [throttling Max with a chain]
    • Slit: Hey heads! Say bye-bye to the neck! To capitol!
    • [driving into a sandstorm]
    • Nux: We're going in, Slit!
    • [Max and Furiosa come across a naked woman screaming and crying in a cage]
    • Max Rockatansky: Uh-uh. That's bait.
    • Imperator Furiosa: Stay in the rig.
    • The Dag: Say, anyone notice that bright light? Encroaching gunfire?
    • Nux: I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA!
    • [turns to Max]
    • Nux: WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG!
    • [sprays lips with chrome spray paint]
    • Nux: WITNESS!
    • The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice; conductor of the choir of death. Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
    • [the Bullet Farmer starts firing in the direction of the War Rig]
    • Ripsaw Imperator: Wouldn't want to shoot the Wives, sir.
    • The Bullet Farmer: Just probing.
    • [overjoyed]
    • Nux: I've got a boot!
    • [after Furiosa kills Immortan Joe by tearing his face off]
    • [to the group]
    • Cheedo the Fragile: He's dead! He's dead!
    • [Furiosa attempts to lure the War Boys into a sandstorm]
    • [to Immortan Joe]
    • Rictus Erectus: She thinks she can lose us, Dad! She thinks we're stupid! She thinks she can lose us in there!
    • [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun]
    • Miss Giddy: They are not your property!
    • Immortan Joe: Miss Giddy!
    • Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
    • Immortan Joe: WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
    • Miss Giddy: She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
    • [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy]
    • Immortan Joe: ... Where is she taking them?
    • Miss Giddy: A long way from you!
    • [Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]
    • Slit: AND NOW WE BRING HOME THE BOOTY!
    • [as Joe positions his car in front of the War Rig during the final chase]
    • Nux: Do you hear that? We're gonna see two airborne V8s.
    • Imperator Furiosa: I'm gonna need you to drive. I'll get him out of our way.
    • [makes her way to Joe's car]
    • [to Nux]
    • Slit: You filth! You traitored him!
    • [after Angharad's death, to Max]
    • Capable: Stop! Turn the rig around! Go back for her!
    • Imperator Furiosa: We keep moving!
    • [crying]
    • Capable: He doesn't know what he's talking about!
    • Toast: Whatever happens, we're going to the Green Place...
    • Cheedo the Fragile: The stupid "Green Place!" We don't even know where to find it!
    • Max Rockatansky: No.
    • [to Furiosa]
    • Capable: Tell him to turn the rig around!
    • [to Max]
    • Imperator Furiosa: Did you see it?
    • Max Rockatansky: She went under the wheels.
    • Imperator Furiosa: Did you see it?
    • [looks at Furiosa]
    • Max Rockatansky: She went under the wheels.
    • Imperator Furiosa: We keep moving...
    • Capable: NO!
    • [Cheedo takes off running; Capable and the Dag run after her]
    • The Dag: Cheedo! Cheedo, don't be stupid!
    • Cheedo the Fragile: I don't want to hear that again!
    • [referring to Angharad]
    • Capable: They were her words!
    • [angrily]
    • Cheedo the Fragile: And now she's DEAD!
    • The Dag: Wring your hands, tear your hair. But you're not going back. You're not going back to him!
    • [crying]
    • Cheedo the Fragile: ANGHARAD!
    • Capable: STOP!
    • [about Immortan Joe]
    • Cheedo the Fragile: He'll forgive us, I know he will!
    • Capable: There's no going back!
    • Cheedo the Fragile: We were his treasures! We were protected, he gave us the high life! What's wrong with that?
    • Capable: Cheedo! We are not things!
    • [Furiosa shoots the bikers riding towards them]
    • Cheedo the Fragile: NO!
    • The Dag: Cheedo, we are not things!
    • Capable: We are not things.
    • [looking through a telescope, to Immortan Joe]
    • Corpus Colossus: Hey pa - you know about this?
    • [Joe and Rictus Erectus walk over to him]
    • Corpus Colossus: Your produce ain't goin' to Gas Town... She's gone offroad, into hostile territory.
    • [Joe looks through the telescope, then runs off, agitated]
    • Rictus Erectus: Why would she do that, Dad?
    • [trying to look through Corpus' telescope]
    • Rictus Erectus: Lemme see! Lemme see!
    • Corpus Colossus: Rictus!
    • Rictus Erectus: I wanna see!
    • Corpus Colossus: Rictus. Go see what's agitatin' Dad!
    • [meeting with the Rock Riders]
    • Imperator Furiosa: It's all here! 3,000 gallons of guzzoline, just like you asked. I'm gonna unhitch the pod, you drop the rocks.
    • The Rock Rider Chief: You said, "A few vehicles in pursuit, maybe." We count THREE war parties!
    • Imperator Furiosa: Yeah, well, I got unlucky. Let's do this!
    • [realizing that the Rock Riders have double-crossed her, Furiosa turns to Max]
    • Imperator Furiosa: FOOL!
    • [chase begins]
    • [sneaks up from behind Furiosa and strangles her with his chains]
    • Nux: Filth! You traitored him!
    • [to Furiosa]
    • Max Rockatansky: You got more friends.
    • Imperator Furiosa: Bullet Farmer. They're coming from the Bullet Farm.
    • Nux: It's over. You can't defy him!
    • [Furiosa spits at Nux, who spits back at Furiosa]
    • The Dag: Just watch us, mate!
    • Nux: He is the one who grabs the sun!
    • Toast: Look how slick he's fooled you, War Boy.
    • Capable: He's a lying old man.
    • Nux: By his hand, we'll be lifted up!
    • The Splendid Angharad: That's why we have his logo seared on our back! "Breeding stock"! "Battle fodder"!
    • [Furiosa holds up a knife to Nux's neck]
    • The Splendid Angharad: No unnecessary killing!
    • Nux: No, I am awaited!
    • Capable: You're an old man's battle fodder, killing everyone and everything!
    • Nux: We're not to blame!
    • The Splendid Angharad: Then who killed the world?
    • [throws Nux off the War Rig]
    • Imperator Furiosa: This War Boy wants me dead!
    • The Splendid Angharad: We agreed! He's kamakrazee! He's just a kid at the end of his half-life!
    • Nux: No! I live, I die, I live again!
    • The Splendid Angharad: Hold him!
    • Capable: Tie him up!
    • Imperator Furiosa: Throw him out!
    • The Dag: Chuck him out!
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