Lockbox

“God doesn’t trade souls. That’s the devils work.” Daniel Stamm’s A Necessary Death is one of my favorite indie films/mockumentaries/directorial debuts. The rest of his filmography (outside of the last ten minutes of The Last Exorcism) is missing momentum. Lockbox is no…

Trevor Miller

“not to sound like your uncle but i’m not done with you”  this is a quote from the movie not something i came up with to be clear  also shout out the “porta potty man” , wonder how some of this stuff makes the final cut man…

movies.koa

Bland, boring, ugly, and vaguely transphobic. Meaningless garbage that didn’t deserve my time and certainly doesn’t deserve yours.

Michael

I wanted out of our relationship. But that’s when she told me about the port a potty man. Just loud and stupid

daughterlotus

We are humans. We speak like this. We talk like people do! Hear our roar!

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I’ve seen way things way scarier than a demon in the porta john before

LukeBenecke

I want to start this review with a very important point: I am a fan of Soren Narnia and Knifepoint Horror. I have been a fan since it started in 2010 and have been a proud patron since 2019. It feels surreal to see a film adaptation of Soren's work on the big screen. I…

MadMike

Saw this because I needed a movie to kill some time in my schedule. Possesses essentially no formal energy on its own terms, and gradually reveals itself to be one of the more thematically regressive Christian horror films I’ve seen (which is quite a competitive space).…

Liv

First half is intriguing but has that typical low budget/streaming cheapness and fakeness in terms of the writing/directing/pacing. Then, the possession stuff is bland and formulaic, with laughably lame CGI effects and corny music/character interactions. Worst of all, Carla…

Jordan Blum