If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast
- Rose Byrne
- Delaney Quinn
- Mary Bronstein
- A$AP Rocky
- Ivy Wolk
- Christian Slater
- Mark Stolzenberg
- Conan O'Brien
- Manu Narayan
- Danielle Macdonald
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This psychological thriller delivers an unforgettable viewing experience that audiences simultaneously praise and never want to endure again. Critics consistently describe it as a masterfully crafted nightmare that feels like 'a 2-hour assault on the senses,' with Rose Byrne's powerhouse performance and incredible sound design creating an intensely stressful maternal horror that leaves viewers emotionally drained yet impressed.
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- Feb 17, 2025
The Hamster to Lasagna cut was insane
EinBenOct 14, 2025The uncut gems for mothers
joj66Jan 26, 2025What I imagine BetterHelp therapists are like
jwongdynasty - Nov 21, 2025
phenomenal , i’m gonna throw up
KarstenOct 15, 2025Good movie! (i wanted to peel the skin off my face)
jonathan fujiiJan 24, 2025Rocky ain’t no babysitter
Bella - Dec 17, 2025
What if you had a 2 hour nightmare where you were a mother and your kid was sick and you knew why but you couldn’t fix it and everyone is blaming you and you blame yourself and there’s a hole in the ceiling and everyone is acting really weird and not helping you and nothing…
Sydney🚀Jan 28, 2025I love this movie. I’ll probably never watch it again. It’s a harrowing, full-frontal assault on the senses.
Robert DanielsJan 24, 2025amazing movie. I hope I never have to watch it again
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Clay Werner lovedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You8.8 - Another movie that has burrowed in my brain & won’t let go. I know these types of stories aren’t usually crowd pleasers but something about a moving & well written “we’re all just trying our best” story gets me. It’s not necessarily complex or particularly deep but I can’t quit thinking…
zxki likedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouHoles, holes, and more holes. I can't recall the last time a film made me purposefully feel so much nauseating frustration. The camera work, sound work, dialogue, and acting all intertwine so well in achieving exactly how motherhood can feel, and I feel most people, men specifically, will still…
- Jake Harris dislikedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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abbi lovedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick Youthere was a collective sigh in our tiny, mostly full theater after the final shot. followed by a gentle “jesus christ” from the guy above me. and that folks sums up what i’m able to process about this film experience at this time. rose byrne is phenomenal and there should be more discussion about…
jam jammy jambam is "meh" onIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouConceptually, this movie is fantastic. Byrne is absolutely phenomenal. However, I found the cinematography to be abhorrent. Did not like some of the technical decisions made throughout this movie. I completely understand the intent behind them, they just did not work for me
- Superbad likedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Jesus. Same feeling I got when I watched Beau is afraid, insanely chaotic and stressful From the very first frame to the very last frame just pure stress
Eva_benita dislikedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouI’m actually not okay, I think I’m having an anxiety attack
Jake likedIf I Had Legs I'd Kick YouLess of a plot and more just “what if overwhelming regret and stress was so loud I couldn’t function.” I thought it was really well executed. Byrne is obviously spectacular. Truly one of the greatest crossover actors from comedy to drama. She is so captivating in every scene. I really loved a…
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Metacritic
Oct 10, 2025
Some might qualify If I Had Legs I’d Kick You as a comedy, albeit one brimming with barely contained rage, while others might describe as a horror movie. Either way, it’s the kind of film that makes you want to call your own mother and apologize.
David Fear
Rolling Stone
Oct 10, 2025
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is hardly full-on punishment, and in places it’s bitterly funny. But in the end, it’s an enormous relief to walk away from Linda’s problems. Our own don’t seem so bad in comparison.
Stephanie Zacharek
Time
Jan 31, 2025
Mothers can’t leave, and when they do it’s considered to be the ultimate sin. Bronstein’s script is a brave, searing interrogation of the roles they’re forced to play in society and the massive weight of holding a life in one’s hands.
Jourdain Searles
The Film Stage
Frequently Asked Questions
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) family-friendly?
The movie has been rated as R, meaning that Under 17 requires an adult accompaniment.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)?
The movie is 1hr 53min long.
What's If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) about?
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Who's the cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)?
- Rose Byrne as Linda
- Delaney Quinn as Child
- Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring
- A$AP Rocky as James
- Ivy Wolk as Diana
- Christian Slater as Charles
- Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant
- Conan O'Brien as Therapist
- Manu Narayan as Landlord
- Danielle Macdonald as Caroline
Who's the director behind If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)?
Mary Bronstein directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
Who produced If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)?
Ronald Bronstein, Eli Bush and Richie Doyle produced If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
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