Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Movie Poster

Quotes from Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

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    • [Blobby the blob is sea sick]
    • Dracula: Uh oh! Blobby's gonna puke!
    • Ericka: You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting!
    • Johnny: Best summer vacation ever!
    • [shoves garlic guacamole in Dracula's mouth]
    • [slightly panicking]
    • Dracula: Must have been garlic in the guacamole!
    • [smiling]
    • Ericka: Is that deadly for you?
    • [passes gas; snickers]
    • Dracula: Was that you?
    • [disguises Tinkles the puppy in a suit with Winnie; introduces him to Mavis and Johnny]
    • Dennis: This is our friend Bob. Say hi, Bob!
    • Tinkles: Hi, Bob!
    • Mavis: Okay?
    • [about Ericka]
    • Mavis: There's something about that woman I don't trust!
    • Frank: Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise.
    • Dracula: It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
    • Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.
    • [Blobby is seasick and changing colors]
    • Dracula: Oh, no, Blobby's gonna puke!
    • [pukes, which turns into a miniature baby version of Blobby]
    • [hugs Blobby]
    • Blobby Baby: Papa!
    • DraculaEuniceFrankGriffinMurrayVlad: Awww!
    • Phone Voice: What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?
    • Dracula: Ugh!
    • Dracula: I'm looking for a date.
    • Phone Voice: The date is Friday, July 13th.
    • Dracula: No, no. I want to meet someone.
    • Phone Voice: Understood, you want to eat dim sum!
    • Dracula: Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely.
    • Phone Voice: I understand.
    • [Dracula becomes enthusiastic]
    • Phone Voice: You want bologna!
    • Ericka: It's all going according to plan!
    • Johnny: Oh, yeah! Dolphin surfing!
    • Gremlins: Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts!
    • Van Helsing: I will hunt you for all eternity!
    • [gets trapped]
    • Van Helsing: Monster!
    • [gets hit again]
    • Van Helsing: If it's the last thing!
    • [gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]
    • Van Helsing: I!
    • [gets punched in the face]
    • Van Helsing: Ever!
    • [gets hit by a rock]
    • Van Helsing: DO!
    • [crashes]
    • [falls off a cliff]
    • Dracula: Boy, that guy is annoying!
    • Van Helsing: I swear I will never rest until I destroy you!
    • [crashes again]
    • Van Helsing: And... !
    • [falls]
    • Van Helsing: Every!
    • [gets hit]
    • Van Helsing: Other!
    • Gremlins: BEVERAGES, BEVERAGES, SNACKS, BEVERAGES! Beverages, beverages, SNACKS, SNACKS, SNACKS!
    • Johnny: I gotta warn you, I played second team co at intramural volleyball in Santa Cruz!
    • The Kraken: It's party time!
    • Van Helsing: Good evening, travelers! I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings!
    • Stan: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime.
    • Murray: Man, this is amazing! There's so much to do!
    • Crystal: This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to.
    • Griffin: Yeah-ha-ha!
    • Griffin: Okay, Drac, hit it!
    • Eunice: Everybody just, please, watch the hair. WATCH THE HAIR!
    • Dennis: There you are, Tinkles! Don't worry, we're almost there.
    • [says random nonsense words]
    • Ericka: There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.
    • [to Frank]
    • Eunice: Oh, no you don't! Last time you gambled you lost an arm and a leg! Literally!
    • Stan: Are you overworked and stressed out? Then you need a monster vacation!
    • Ericka: They have no idea what's about to happen to them!
    • Dracula: Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?
    • [first lines]
    • Train Conductor: Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest.
    • Train Conductor: Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest. Budapest is the next stop.
    • Train Conductor: Budapest.
    • [hearing a faint rumbling sound]
    • Wayne: What was that?
    • [nervously]
    • Wanda: It sounds like our children...
    • [Wayne and Wanda both look and see a bunch of wild kids tearing up the island]
    • Wayne: IT IS OUR CHILDREN! RUN!
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