Funeral Home

With Barry Allen as a producer, you'd think this movie would move a little quicker.

FakeVoorhees

Watched the 88 Films Blu-ray released under its "Funeral Home" title. Unfortunately, it's a case where the movie doesn't quite live up to its striking poster art. As a Canuxploitation horror film, "Funeral Home" seems aimed at those who are new to the genre and prefer…

Hexagore

A Canadian slasher that relies more on its mystery and atmosphere than its gore and doesn't quite manage to pull it off. Funeral Home begins with a young girl heading off to her grandmother's house to help her turn an old funeral parlour into a bed and breakfast. However,…

Slig001

The original evil Airbnb.  A decent idea undercooked by the filmmakers and relies too much on set-up with an underwhelming pay off. I also can’t remember if I’ve watched this before which isn’t a good indicator of it being memorable. Lesleh Donaldson also looks exactly…

Jesse

Thought I’d chosen the wrong movie at first. Cries In The Night is the original Canadian theater release title. The movie I selected was Funeral Home, which I learned is the subsequent US release title. Funeral Home is a much better title, don’t you think? Especially since…

Digital Press

This cozy Ontarian slasher was released in Canada forty-five years ago today! Imagine if Motel Hell were made by Disney in the ’70s, complete with so many rural Canuck accents you’ll have to turn the subtitles on almost immediately. As sweet as it is slow, you won’t spend a…

bummer_buddy

this let me down and i’m disappointed!  this movie had the perfect ingredients to be a perfect movie and it was all so misused. the acting was solid, the characters were good, and the atmosphere and setting of the bed and breakfast and the town was spot on. but this was so…

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1980 In Review - December A young woman arrives at her grandmother's house, which used to be a funeral home, to help her turn the place into a bed-and-breakfast inn. After they open, however, guests begin disappearing or turning up dead. This film is so obviously a very…

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