Eyes Wide Shut

this isn't even a thriller, rich people just be like that

maria

Idk about you guys but I could see Tom Cruise attending something like this in real life

kayla

this is exactly what i think scientology is

sree

me: hi ho— tom cruise: i'm actually a doctor so you should let me join your cult me: um i don't— tom cruise: ok but i'm a doctor here's my license

siobhan

Tom flashing his medical license around like it's a cop's badge is the most unhinged thing in this movie.

slim

this is really just a biopic about how tom cruise got his start in scientology

siobhan

what if tom cruise totally misread the vibe of the party and wore a scream mask to the orgy 35mm. Metrograph.

KYK

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

Angel Goldstein

Tom Cruise was the only actor that could've played this role. He's charming as hell, vulnerable, short (5'7"), and comes off as a complete idiot at all times. I would sacrifice my life for him.

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