Eyes Wide Shut

this isn't even a thriller, rich people just be like that

maria

Idk about you guys but I could see Tom Cruise attending something like this in real life

kayla

this is exactly what i think scientology is

sree

me: hi ho— tom cruise: i'm actually a doctor so you should let me join your cult me: um i don't— tom cruise: ok but i'm a doctor here's my license

siobhan

Tom flashing his medical license around like it's a cop's badge is the most unhinged thing in this movie.

slim

this is really just a biopic about how tom cruise got his start in scientology

siobhan

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

Angel Goldstein

what if tom cruise totally misread the vibe of the party and wore a scream mask to the orgy 35mm. Metrograph.

KYK

Tom Cruise was the only actor that could've played this role. He's charming as hell, vulnerable, short (5'7"), and comes off as a complete idiot at all times. I would sacrifice my life for him.

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