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Quotes from Disney's Christopher Robin

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    • [from trailer]
    • Christopher Robin: What to do, what to do, what to do?
    • Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!
    • [from trailer]
    • Christopher Robin: I've cracked.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.
    • Eeyore: If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.
    • [Piglet claps]
    • [from trailer]
    • Winnie The Pooh: Hoo-hoo, I *do* like a party!
    • [form trailer]
    • Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!
    • [from trailer]
    • Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear, dear!
    • [from trailer]
    • Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
    • [from trailer]
    • Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.
    • [from trailer]
    • Christopher Robin: The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London!
    • [kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]
    • Christopher Robin: There's no opening!
    • Winnie the Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
    • Christopher Robin: That's a silly explanation.
    • Winnie the Pooh: Why, thank you.
    • Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
    • Winnie The Pooh: I would have liked it to go on for a while longer. Perhaps it's our turn to save Christopher.
    • Christopher Robin: I wonder which way.
    • Winnie The Pooh: I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.
    • Christopher Robin: Do you?
    • Winnie The Pooh: That's the way I do it.
    • Winnie The Pooh: You must be Madeline.
    • Madeline Robin: Wait, you're the bear in my father's drawings?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Yes! Do you know where he is?
    • Madeline Robin: I do!
    • Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!
    • Eeyore: Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!
    • [sees his reflection in a mirror]
    • Tigger: I just saw the most preposterous imposter! Look at 'im!
    • [from trailer]
    • Christopher Robin: Hello, Eeyore!
    • Eeyore: Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!
    • [from trailer]
    • Winnie The Pooh: Your ladder is broken.
    • Christopher Robin: That was a shelf.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.
    • Christopher Robin: But Pooh, why're you here?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.
    • Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.
    • Winnie The Pooh: It's always a sunny day / When Christopher Robin comes to play.
    • [about Christopher Robin]
    • Tigger: He's giant! And he smells funny.
    • Winnie The Pooh: It's always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play.
    • Christopher Robin: If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be...
    • Evelyn Robin: Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.
    • [from trailer]
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.
    • [looking out the train window]
    • Winnie The Pooh: House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh, what are you doing?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See".
    • Christopher Robin: Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly?
    • [whispering]
    • Winnie The Pooh: House. Grass. Tree.
    • Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Piglet.
    • Piglet: Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.
    • Tigger: Speed! Danger! Recklessness!
    • Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Well that's one way to play it.
    • [to a passerby]
    • Winnie The Pooh: Hello. Are you on an expedition, too?
    • [the passerby crashes into a lamppost]
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh, bother.
    • Christopher Robin: No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.
    • Winnie The Pooh: But it's not stress. It's Pooh.
    • Christopher Robin: Just try and be a less... a less exuberant you.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Ex-Pooh-berant.
    • [with head stuck in watering can]
    • Eeyore: Just an average Windsday morning.
    • Giles Winslow: We've called an emergency meeting this weekend.
    • Christopher Robin: I - I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend, sir.
    • Giles Winslow: We need to cut *twenty* percent.
    • [gestures to people outside the window]
    • Christopher Robin: You promised these people good jobs!
    • Giles Winslow: And I thought you'd do anything for this company.
    • [to Evelyn and Madeline]
    • Christopher Robin: Have a good time.
    • Christopher Robin: I've cracked.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.
    • [comes home]
    • Christopher Robin: I'm sorry, I got held up at work.
    • Evelyn Robin: You'll be working this weekend?
    • Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.
    • Madeline Robin: Father, I never see you.
    • Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.
    • Christopher Robin: I am sorry, Madeline.
    • [sits down on a bench]
    • Christopher Robin: What to do, what to do, what to do?
    • Winnie The Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
    • Christopher Robin: Well, that's a silly explanation.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Why, thank you!
    • Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.
    • [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh]
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!
    • Christopher Robin: NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.
    • Winnie The Pooh: It's not stress, it's Pooh.
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh. How are you here?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here!
    • Christopher Robin: The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London!
    • Winnie The Pooh: I do love a party.
    • Young Christopher Robin: Come on, Pooh.
    • Winnie The Pooh: What should happen if you forget about me?
    • Young Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. I wouldn't ever forget about you, Pooh, I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.
    • Giles Winslow: We should be working this weekend, Robin.
    • Christopher Robin: I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend.
    • Giles Winslow: All hands on deck.
    • Evelyn Robin: You won't be coming to the cottage?
    • Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.
    • Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.
    • Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh, why are you here?
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh, yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends.
    • Christopher Robin: Let's get to the bottom of this.
    • Owl: Christopher Robin!
    • Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
    • Christopher Robin: No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind.
    • [Pooh laughs]
    • [being dragged in a suitcase by Christopher Robin's car with Piglet and Eeyore]
    • Tigger: Stick with me, Piglet, I'll fix this! You worry too much!
    • Piglet: We'll never get to Christopher now!
    • Tigger: We just need a leap of faith!
    • [Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]
    • Christopher Robin: Tigger! Eeyore!
    • [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]
    • Christopher Robin: Piglet!
    • [muffled]
    • Tigger: That worked! I don't know how I do it!
    • [to Evelyn]
    • Piglet: You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?
    • [muffled]
    • Eeyore: My bum hurts.
    • Winnie The Pooh: There's always time for a smackeral of wonder.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.
    • Madeline Robin: You're talking.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Me? No, I'm not talking. Well, I am now, I suppose.
    • Tigger: I'm Tigger. T-I-Double-GUH-Er.
    • Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
    • Tigger: I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
    • Eeyore: Please... not the song...
    • Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
    • [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly]
    • Eeyore: Just my luck. A Heffalump, leering at his lunch.
    • Christopher Robin: Don't worry.
    • [continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]
    • Eeyore: I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.
    • [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off]
    • Christopher Robin: You mustn't give up, Eeyore; I'll save you!
    • Eeyore: We'll see.
    • [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-dee]
    • Christopher Robin: Oh yes, of course I've grown up, haven't I?
    • [looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]
    • Christopher Robin: Oh, Eeyore!
    • [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with him]
    • Eeyore: Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.
    • [as he plops Eeyore down]
    • Christopher Robin: Hello, Eeyore!
    • [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall]
    • Christopher Robin: Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump!
    • Eeyore: Hello, Heffalump.
    • Christopher Robin: I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?
    • Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.
    • Eeyore: Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.
    • Christopher Robin: Oh no, not the waterfall!
    • [rushing off the bridge then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim]
    • Christopher Robin: Swim!
    • Eeyore: Not that anyone will notice.
    • [continuing to motion to Eeyore]
    • Christopher Robin: Swim, swim, swim!
    • [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating]
    • Eeyore: Just have to go with the - ow - flow.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Who is that?
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh!
    • Winnie The Pooh: But she can't be Pooh. I'm Pooh.
    • Winnie The Pooh: What day is it?
    • Christopher Robin: It's today.
    • Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.
    • Tigger: I'm Tigger! That's T-I-Double GUH-er!
    • [about a cake]
    • Eeyore: I call the cherry.
    • Evelyn Robin: Is that donkey talking?
    • Christopher Robin: Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.
    • Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn My Wife.
    • Tigger: I'm Tigger! T-I-Double Guh-Er!
    • Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
    • Tigger: Oh, I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
    • Eeyore: Please, not the song...
    • [sings]
    • Tigger: The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!
    • Eeyore: He does that a *lot*.
    • [Pooh, Tigger and Eeyore get ready to go through the door]
    • Piglet: I-I think I'll just s-stay here... Y-you don't really need me anyways.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Oh Piglet... but we DO need you...
    • Piglet: Y-you do?
    • [takes Piglet's hand]
    • Winnie The Pooh: We ALWAYS need you, Piglet.
    • Christopher Robin: I haven't thought about them in years.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Well, we think about you every day.
    • Christopher Robin: I'm not the person I used to be.
    • Winnie The Pooh: You saved us. You're a hero.
    • Christopher Robin: I'm not a hero, Pooh. The fact is, I'm lost.
    • Winnie The Pooh: But I found you.
    • Christopher Robin: There's more to life than balloons and honey!
    • [doubtfully]
    • Winnie The Pooh: Are you sure?
    • [about Tigger's song]
    • Eeyore: He does that a lot.
    • Christopher Robin: Pooh those are our footsteps! We've just been going around in a circle! Oh I never should've trusted you!
    • Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin what day is it?
    • Christopher Robin: It's today.
    • Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.
    • Christopher Robin: Mine too Pooh. Mine too.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Yesterday when it was Tomorrow was too a day for me.
    • Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
    • Christopher Robin: Hello Pooh.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Hello Christopher Robin.
    • Christopher Robin: I'm sorry Pooh. I'm so terribly sorry. I should never had shouted at you.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Well I am a bear of very little brain.
    • Christopher Robin: No Pooh. You are I think a bear of very big heart.
    • Eeyore: I wanna go home!
    • Giles Winslow: That donkey was staring at me!
    • Eeyore: Don't push me, I've only got one speed.
    • Christopher Robin: Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.
    • Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn my wife.
    • Evelyn Robin: Hello, talking donkey, how are you doing today?
    • Eeyore: Don't get me started.
    • Winnie The Pooh: May I have a travel balloon?
    • Christopher Robin: You don't need a balloon.
    • Winnie The Pooh: Well, I know I don't need one... but I would like one very, very much, please. Please, please!
    • Winnie The Pooh: Sometimes, when I'm going somewhere and I wait... a somewhere comes to me
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