Cruel Jaws

Oh Bruno. Oh Bruno. Thank you. That was fun. Watched the Severin Blu-ray Features: - The Snyder Cut – Unreleased Japanese Extended Cut - The Great White Way – A Study in Sharksploitation with Rebekah McKendry - These Things Got Made! – Interview with Actor Jay…

Sean Baker

“This time it’s even more personal than last time” The unofficial Jaws 5 Still better than the official Jaws 3.

Ian West

If you've seen one shark movie, you've seen them all... Using the nom de plume William Snyder, it is this dismissive attitude towards the subgenre that Bruno Mattei contemplates in Jaws 5. At first glance, the title might suggest the Italian horror practice of assigning…

Geoffrey Broomer

We're gonna need a bigger HELICOPTER! I must have been high when I first watched this as I remember liking it a hell lot more than I did this time. Maybe it was the possibility of Hulk Hogan dropping the big leg drop on the shark that made me think this was better than…

BeardofTsu

*While on a boat*  “Pull over! Pull over!” The soundtrack was WILD, I can’t explain it, you have to experience it. Star Wars fans will not be pleased.  This is hands down my new favorite film in the Jaws series (sorry Jaws 4) and I welcome it as the new King of Summertime…

Helen

Fever dream high in the quiet of the night You know that I caught it Bad, bad shark, water park with a price You know that I bought it Killing me slow, out the window I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes What…

anna nomaly

It's not just that some scenes in Cruel Jaws are are just ripped out of other shark movies, but scenes are also scored with stolen music! Not just any stolen music, but more specifically the Star Wars opening theme. Each time it happened I daydreamed a Star Wars like crawl…

Lou (doesn't rhyme with booh! 👻)

This film features the theme to STAR WARS (slightly off-key) quite a number of times. Oh Bruno Mattei, you scoundrel! Wish it had at least a single second of original shark footage in it.

Justin Decloux

is the villain the shark or the three guys dressed in black and driving a jeep 🤔

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