Cool as Ice

Couple iced cubes: - Anybody who writes about this movie at length without at least mentioning it is a beginning-to-end visual feast cannot be trusted - Vanilla Ice is 100 percent playing an alien in this movie and I'm not just saying that because I saw Starman a…

Joe

Janusz Kamiński‘s work on this should be iconic - the canted angle POV couch shots alone might as well have informed the aesthetic of Diving Bell and the Butterfly, but what do I know also, I refuse to believe that scene where Ice keeps rewinding the cassette tape over…

Justin LaLiberty

Vanilla Ice nearly kills the romantic lead in this the first time they meet, and then she ends up apologizing to him somehow for something instead of him being arrested for attempted manslaughter. So I hated this.

Sally Jane Black

First, I am a masochist. I do shit like this to myself. Second, to save you the time, trouble and agony of watching this I shall now paraphrase each and every shot, frame, dialogue, ridiculous slow motion, song used, haircut and dance move in one simple mantra that is…

DirkH

Every single shot in this film is a visual feast and I have no idea why.

COBRARocky

When Vanilla Ice says "Oh yeah" and a reverse shot reveals the popped collar of his ever-changing leather jacket has "Oh yeah" printed on it ::chef's kiss:: This is a heavily padded music video collaboration between Vincente Minnelli and Krzysztof Kieślowski that manages…

laird

I don't care at all that this is probably one of the worst movies ever made. This cinematic masterpiece is by far the best thing that will happen to me this week. It totally failed at not entertaining me, which I'm sure was a huge mistake. Let me explain my star…

Simone

Will there ever be another artist so completely unaware of how they are perceived as early nineties era Vanilla Ice? I adore every frame of this film. Lightning in a bottle.

Dave Taylor

The best "good-bad" movies aren't merely terrible. There's something compelling about them, whether it be simply how absurd or bizarre they are, or that they have genuine qualities coexisting with total misguidedness.  Cool as Ice has both of those flavors. Bad movie…

Dan McCoy