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Eden may have girlbossed too close to the corn
❌12% 2023 list - Click HERE YouTube video review - Click HERE The film describes the events leading up to, and including, the massacre of the adults of a small town in Nebraska by their children, after the adults' irresponsibility ruins the crop and the children's…
I ate a big bag of popcorn while watching this movie so ... WHO IS THE F#&@ING ENDBOSS HERE!?!?
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girl i guess
Okay, this was pretty bad. The gore didn’t make up for it being so cheap and ugly. None of the actors were good either. That corn monster also looked like some sort of DIY transformer.
you gotta love it when Hollywood starts rebooting franchises that were originally already a failure back in grandpa's days. real life satire mimicking the joke of a joke? very fitting for our post poop portstructural times.
Children of a Lesser Cob Being that I watched Kurt Wimmer’s flagrantly unnecessary entry into the Children of the Corn franchise last night, which means dozens of hours and no fewer than four glasses of seder wine have since intervened, I can’t recall all that much about…
Competently made but pretty bad. The first half has some promise but it winds up being a bore after all the adults are gone. Most of the kids and teenagers are nothing characters - especially the main girl's friends who are never bothered to be introduced and then wind up…
F THEM KIDS THIS IS WHY IS SAY I DONT DO CHILDREN… children is just another word for tiny demon
None of the children got the *ss whooping that they deserved when the chance was given MULTIPLE times, and the ending was worse than getting your face dragged against carpet and getting serious rug burn. It felt like the movie itself should have been set ablaze instead.
It was good!!! It was definitely quite different then the older one but similar as well…. I loved that they made the antagonist a girl
The little girl who played Eden was the only reason I finished this movie
It was an interesting prequel in theory but the first half hour was boring and I was into it until the cgi corn showed up at the end. The kills were interesting and the acting was good especially from Eden’s actress.
Wasn’t great. It’s a good twist on the originally but had the lacking elements of surprise and suspense. I will say the actor who played Eden was fantastic, but other then that it was mediocre at best. 3/10
i think this was an interesting version of the story, the only part i didn’t like was the ending. the cgi was laughably bad but the cast more than make up for it with stellar performances.
6/10 I loved the plot. Like the corn is dying, affecting the adults. Causing them to be terrible. But idk I felt like it was missing something. F THEM KIDS
i liked this one more than the original. the original did kinda creepy me out for how weird it was. but this remake didn't give me that weird creepy vibe