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Quotes from Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

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    • George Beard: When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
    • George BeardHarold Hutchins: You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
    • [as Captain Underpants]
    • Mr. Krupp: Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    • Mr. Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
    • [after getting almost hit by a car]
    • Captain Underpants: Ha ha
    • Driver: Out of the road, bozo!
    • Captain Underpants: Why thank you, vehicle person!
    • Melvin: Oh, Professor Poopypants, George and Harold are trying to stop you!
    • [first lines]
    • George Beard: DreamWorks Animation presents. In association with Treehouse Comics!
    • Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda
    • Mr. Krupp: This mornings school-sign is supposed to read "Sewage plant field trips are today", so can either of you explain why it now reads...
    • Harold Hutchins: Like that tiger!
    • George Beard: Yeah, that tiger was crazy.
    • [screaming]
    • Mr. Krupp: Aaaaaahh!
    • [pulls down curtain]
    • Mr. Krupp: "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"? I know you two are responsible!
    • George Beard: How, how do you know, do you have any proof?
    • Mr. Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another.
    • [montage of pranks plays]
    • George Beard: ...Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
    • Harold Hutchins: When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
    • George Beard: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
    • Professor Poopypants: Hello! I was just, like, admiring the view from your... broken window, in the shape of a naked balding man!
    • Captain Underpants: Now I take to the sky like an ostrich!
    • Harold Hutchins: Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
    • George Beard: Yes and no. But mostly yes.
    • George Beard: Your problem isn't that people laugh at you. Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself.
    • Professor Poopypants: Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem?
    • [Regarding the automatic door in Mr. Krupp's office]
    • George Beard: Wow! That is an expensive door.
    • Mr. Krupp: I had to cancel the arts and music program. I think I made the right choice.
    • Harold Hutchins: Separate classes lead to separate lives, which inevitably leads to robots.
    • George Beard: Wait, what? Why are there robots at the mall?
    • Harold Hutchins: Cuz it's the future. The future always has robots.
    • George Beard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots? Aren't they supposed to be friends?
    • Harold Hutchins: I don't know! I'm the artist, you're the writer! That's why we need each other!
    • Mr. Krupp: Big announcement: Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us.
    • Sad Girl: He's *dead*?
    • [Sobs]
    • Mr. Krupp: What? No, not like that. He wanted to spend Saturday with his family.
    • [laughs]
    • Mr. Krupp: So I fired him. I'll find a replacement next week.
    • Driver: Out of the Road, Bozo!
    • Captain Underpants: Why thank you, Vehicle Person.
    • Professor Poopypants: You have no sense of humor, like a chair, or a supermodel.
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