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Quotes from Bye Bye Birdie

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    • Harry McAfee: The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
    • Doris McAfee: Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.
    • Harry McAfee: No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.
    • Harry McAfee: Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
    • Rose DeLeon: I must be the prized dope of all-time... thinking I could pry you away from your mama's ever-lovin' tentacles.
    • [singing]
    • Albert Peterson: Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice!
    • Rose DeLeon: Well we could sure use the money. Any day now we'll have another mouth to feed.
    • Ed Sullivan: Rosie, you're not even married.
    • Rose DeLeon: His mother!
    • Mae Peterson: Goodbye, Rosie.
    • Rose DeLeon: Goodbye, Mae.
    • Mae Peterson: Call me Mrs. Peterson.
    • Randolph MacAfee: I respect ya, Papa!
    • Harry McAfee: I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?
    • Kim McAfee: Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.
    • Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
    • [singing]
    • Rose DeLeon: Everything is Rosie... cha-cha-cha! 'Cause my name is Rosie... si si si!
    • Doris McAfee: You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!
    • Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
    • Borov: And for you, I will not go too fast.
    • Rose DeLeon: We shall see!
    • [singing]
    • Mae Peterson: Kids! Never once appreciate how I sacrificed. Working, slaving, scrimping, saving pennies... and livin' with your father!
    • Mae Peterson: Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy.
    • Albert Peterson: I don't wanna be happy!
    • [Birdie opens a can of beer, which sprays on Mr. McAfee]
    • Harry McAfee: That's my favorite brand.
    • Ballet manager: Save your life? Me? My friend, if you are sick, see a doctor.
    • Albert Peterson: "If you are sick, see a doctor." You speak English?
    • Ballet manager: Saves time.
    • Ballet manager: Who sent you here, Senator Goldwater?
    • [after Kim has dyed her hair]
    • Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother?
    • Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair.
    • Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!
    • Ballet manager: This ballet has historic significance. It was performed the same day as the funeral of the Tzar. Lenin himself made the arrangement.
    • Albert Peterson: Lenin arranged music?
    • Ballet manager: No, funerals.
    • [singing]
    • Hugo Peabody: You don't know how to live? You'd get pinned if you could!
    • Mae Peterson: I got maybe one-tenth a normal heart.
    • Mae Peterson: Could you move over one, please...?
    • Doris McAfee: Tell me, Mrs. Peterson, what does your husband do?
    • Mae Peterson: I don't know, he's dead.
    • [after Albert hears his mother calling him]
    • Rose DeLeon: Boy meets girl, boy looses girl, boy gets mother. Yeesh!
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