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Quotes from Zombieland: Double Tap

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    • Tallahassee: It's time to nut up or shut up.
    • Albuquerque: That saying's very 2009.
    • [pointing a gun at Tallahassee]
    • Nevada: Start talking.
    • Tallahassee: You first!
    • [loads gun]
    • [in a childlike voice]
    • Tallahassee: Hi, my name's Tallahassee.
    • Wichita: When you love something, you shoot it in the face... So it doesn't become a flesh eating monster.
    • [sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office]
    • Tallahassee: You're welcome, America!
    • Wichita: Don't listen to this guy. He's killed more celebrities than cocaine.
    • [first lines]
    • Columbus: Welcome to Zombieland. Back for seconds? After all this time? Well, what can I say, but thank you. You have a lot of choices when it comes to zombie entertainment, and we appreciate you picking us.
    • Little Rock: Wait, why does he get to be president?
    • Tallahassee: Well I think would have made a damn fine president. Kissed a few hands, shook a few babies.
    • Wichita: You would have brought real dignity to the office.
    • Tallahassee: Thank you.
    • Wichita: You don't have what it takes. I'll be president. And I nominate Little Rock as my VP.
    • Little Rock: So that means I get to be president if you get killed by zombies.
    • [Actor Bill Murray is being interviewed at a "Garfield 3: Flabby Tabby" press junket]
    • Reporter: But the question is, why in the world Garfield 3?
    • Bill Murray: Can this be just between us?
    • Reporter: Yes.
    • Bill Murray: Drugs cost money.
    • Columbus: I feel sort of guilty.
    • Madison: Because of Jesus?
    • [whispers]
    • Madison: I know ways around that.
    • [winks]
    • [Columbus pushes Madison away as she's kissing him]
    • Madison: OK, look, I've been alone in a freezer for years, so either we're doing this right now, or I'm biting the bullet and I'm doing the old guy!
    • [the group approaches an RV]
    • Madison: You guys, I partied with Three Doors Down in one of these.
    • Madison: You guys, they are much more afraid of us than we are of them.
    • Wichita: Oh, that is not even remotely true.
    • Tallahassee: They ain't got what we do.
    • Madison: Guns.
    • Tallahassee: We don't have guns.
    • Madison: What?
    • Madison: I'm like, really good at surviving. I carry a can of mace with me everywhere I go. And I can run really, really, really, really fast. Probably because I used to do, like, hot yoga and SoulCycle.
    • [about Madison]
    • Columbus: Hey, come on. She is a living, thinking being. Okay?
    • [relenting]
    • Columbus: She's a living being.
    • [angrily at gunpoint]
    • Nevada: Why the hell are you wearing Elvis' actual shoes?
    • Columbus: Comfort.
    • [dispensing some fatherly advice]
    • Tallahassee: Don't do nothin' I wouldn't not do... You get what I'm saying.
    • Little Rock: Not really, no.
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