Uninvited (1988)

IMDB: 4.5 57/100 Spooktober 2025 Martin: "There must be a million dollars in there! Greydon Clark's killer mutant cat movie is gloriously stupid and somehow entertaining because of it. This direct-to-video creature feature about a genetically engineered feline that…

The Projectionist

Hilarious direct-to-video gem from the 80’s by B-movie maker Greydon Clark.  I still have to see Angel’s Brigade.  I hear it’s great. Anyhow, the demon cat effects are an absolute laugh riot. As well as the boat miniatures. And the talent in this film are way too good for…

Sean Baker

A cat who hides a monster inside his mouth sweet talks his way onto a yacht and gets down to all kinds of shenanigans with the unsuspecting passengers and clearly I could never not enjoy a movie featuring an adorable cat doing literally anything, but really the cat is…

Tony the Terror

Now that's what I call a fancy feast.

matt lynch

Me: “…and in conclusion, I feel I have made the most of my short time on earth, to the best of my abilities, and humbly request that I be admitted through the Pearly Gates.” St. Peter: “Mr. Sloan, our records show that in February 2024, you willingly uttered the sentence:…

Will Sloan

Before becoming an ally for humanity and Nick Fury’s feline partner, Goose escaped a lab and wreak havoc in a boat, poisoning and killing all its crew members, mostly comprised of horny people and dumb science and corporate people. As to be expected, the acting is far from…

Rafael "Mister Movie" Jovine

CW: kitties! The puppetry was terrible. The characters and the acting were terrible. The story was ridiculous. But the cat was adorable and feminist, so this film is one of the most amazing movies ever made. My friend Dr. Amanda, who is a cat doctor, thus having the…

Sally Jane Black

A rich, obnoxious Wall Street trash person flees to the Cayman Islands on his cruise ship with his henchmen (George Kennedy and Clu Gulager, 2 stars immediately added for those two showing up), two invited college co-eds tag along and bring a few friends plus a poisonous…

Ian West

A generally underappreciated 1980's horror genre is 'Mutant Animal Vs. Yuppie Entitlement In Confined Spaces', which would include the brilliant 'Of Unknown Origin' and this movie here. Yacht-Horror could also be a Video-Store Sectional Designation? Uninvited is the only…

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