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Quotes from Uncut Gems

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    • Howard Ratner: This is me! This is how *I* win.
    • [from trailer, in Gary's office]
    • Howard Ratner: So I want the Celtics to cover, I want the Celtics halftime, I want Garnett points and rebounds.
    • Gary: Whaddaya know?
    • Howard Ratner: I dunno, I just know.
    • Gary: Well I'll tell you what I know, it's the dumbest fuckin' bet I ever heard of.
    • [smiles with teeth]
    • Howard Ratner: I disagree.
    • [leaves]
    • Howard Ratner: I disagree, Gary.
    • Howard Ratner: I know, I know. Jews and colon cancer. What's *is* that? I thought we were the chosen people.
    • Howard Ratner: It's fuckin' from stone to stone. Garnett's a stone, you know that.
    • Howard Ratner: Come on! KG. This is no different than that. This is me. All right? I'm not a fuckin' athlete, this is *my* fuckin' way. This is how *I* win. All right?
    • [rapidly]
    • High Roller: Last year I made 125 million dollars. I don't even know what to do with my money anymore. I have nobody to spend it with, nobody to enjoy my life with anymore. It's horrible! Today is the big day for me. I met you, you're hot! You wanna have a drink when we get there?
    • Howard Ratner: Made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's - about to pay off.
    • Dinah Ratner: You know what, Howard?
    • [face-to-face]
    • Howard Ratner: Say yes. What?
    • Dinah Ratner: I think you are the most annoying person I have ever met. I hate *being* with you, I hate *looking* at you... And if I had my way I would never - see you - again.
    • [hoarsely]
    • Doc Rivers: I need everyone in here - to lock in - KG! *Look* at KG! Remember this: If you wanna go quickly, do it alone. But if ya wanna go far, you do it - together. We're like roaches! And you can't kill us.
    • Marcel Ratner: Anyway, I'll finish the conversation later, but it was literally so awkward? Like...
    • Howard Ratner: Well I just wanted... You really, really didn't know how proud I was, OK? So I really, I just really really want you to know.
    • Marcel Ratner: 'K, well, I do.
    • Howard Ratner: Everything is cool, right?
    • Marcel Ratner: Whadda you mean?
    • Howard Ratner: I don't know. I just - thought I would check in with you.
    • Marcel Ratner: OK.
    • Howard Ratner: Make sure everything's good.
    • Marcel Ratner: Why wouldn't I be good?
    • Howard Ratner: I don't know, I just thought I'd check in.
    • Marcel Ratner: OK, well - I really don't know what you're talking about, so.
    • Howard Ratner: So who you talkin' to?
    • Howard Ratner: That's right. Because I'm an idiot. So you love me. OK, I'm gonna get into the city? Yeah! I'll see you in the mornin'.
    • Marcel Ratner: Have fun.
    • Howard Ratner: Like I always do.
    • Marcel Ratner: Anyway. Where was I? You know I was like a complete rusting veg face? So...
    • Marcel Ratner: Jessica.
    • Howard Ratner: Hi, Jessica! How good was our girl tonight?
    • Marcel Ratner: You can't hear her.
    • Howard Ratner: OK. Well then - Just, just hang up for a sec. Lemme, lemme talk to you. Two secs.
    • Marcel Ratner: I'll call you back. What?
    • Howard Ratner: Well... I just I was very proud of you tonight. You were beyond incredible.
    • Marcel Ratner: Yeah, you told me like five times already.
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