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Quotes from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

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    • [Plankton tiptoes across the Chum Bucket to get the key from a sleeping Patrick, who is the guard holding Karen prisoner. As he ]
    • Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano? You're gonna get us caught!
    • [SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back with a nervous grin on his face]
    • [whispering]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
    • Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed!
    • [He collapses to the ground, sobbing]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?
    • [Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming i]
    • Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
    • Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise - beached! It's suffering. The poor thing.
    • Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
    • Sandy Cheeks: Y'all, those ain't porpoises...
    • Mr. Krabs: All hands on deck!
    • [the guys rush towards the man, not listening to Sandy]
    • Sandy Cheeks: Oh, brother...
    • [the gang tries to roll the man in the ocean, but he lands on them in the sand]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!
    • Burger-Beard: Hah!
    • [He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
    • Plankton: That ain't good.
    • [He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble g]
    • Patrick Star: They're beautiful.
    • [He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
    • [Patrick uses his mind to summon ice cream. Thunder crashes as he holds them, and... he starts eating them]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
    • [Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
    • Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
    • Plankton: Isn't that your house?
    • Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.
    • Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.
    • Patrick Star: SpongeBob!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
    • Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.
    • [blocking the sun]
    • Patrick Star: Is this better?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you. But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing compared to the shame I feel for letting down the Patty. For letting down Bikini Bottom.
    • Patrick Star: Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Patrick, we blew it as a team.
    • Patrick Star: Nope. This one's on you.
    • [SpongeBob laughs while Plankton is taped on Mr. Krabs' desk]
    • Plankton: Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
    • Plankton: Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Cotton candy.
    • Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
    • [SpongeBob and Patrick eat the cotton candy, and start laughing as they seem to run around the world... which turns out to be Sa]
    • Sandy Cheeks: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
    • [SpongeBob and Patrick fall on their faces. Squidward looks relieved]
    • [SpongeBob and Patrick fell down front]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Now all we need is some ink!
    • [a splat is heard offscreen]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh. Which Squidward has helpfully provided.
    • Squidward Tentacles: It happens when I'm nervous.
    • [from trailer]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
    • Burger-Beard: Hah!
    • [He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]
    • Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?
    • [as Squidward becomes tangled in the soda rings, a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]
    • Burger-Beard: What are you doing with me formula?
    • Burger-Beard: You mean...
    • [He reveals the formula]
    • Burger-Beard: *me* formula!
    • [he sets up his restaurant]
    • Burger-Beard: *me* formula!
    • [in sneak peek]
    • [in thoughts]
    • Plankton: Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
    • [in thoughts]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Give me that!
    • Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you!
    • [They're struggling for the Secret Formula]
    • Plankton: Join me!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
    • [He muster the metal shutters open to get in]
    • Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
    • [SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Where'd it go?
    • Mr. Krabs: Where's me formula, Plankton?
    • Plankton: I... I don't know. It just disappeared.
    • Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
    • Plankton: It's true!
    • Plankton: It's true!
    • [from trailer]
    • Burger-Beard: At last. It is mine!
    • [He takes a magic book from a skeleton pirate]
    • Burger-Beard: With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
    • [Plankton launches an assault on the Krusty Krab by flying in on his airplane]
    • [the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]
    • Burger-Beard: Bullseye!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: He's closing in!
    • Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
    • [SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]
    • Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
    • Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
    • [the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]
    • Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
    • [He puts a chair under the doorknob]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it!
    • [Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops]
    • Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life?
    • [He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]
    • [He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.
    • [from trailer]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.
    • [from trailer]
    • Mr. Krabs: Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!
    • Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".
    • [sobbing]
    • Mr. Krabs: Oh, curse you, fine print!
    • [He sobbed]
    • Mr. Krabs: Oh, curse you, fine print!
    • [the customers are yelling "refunds!"]
    • Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy, get in there and make me customers some Krabby Patties. Now, Plankto-
    • [He notices that Plankton has escaped. Meanwhile, at the vault, SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no Kra]
    • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
    • [He opens the freezer door a little, and screams like a girl as well]
    • Mr. Krabs: We're out of Krabby Patties?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?
    • Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
    • [SpongeBob and the gang look around the beach in wonder]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Whoa! What is this place?
    • Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.
    • [Patrick sees the foot of a sleeping beachgoer]
    • Patrick Star: Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
    • [to the foot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the Krabby Patty?
    • Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you.
    • [He taps the foot several times]
    • [from TV spot]
    • [Patrick throws a giant jar of mayonnaise and lands in the middle of the ground as Plankton's battle tank gets stuck in the mayo]
    • Plankton: Oh, shrimp.
    • [Plankton's battle tank explodes]
    • [from TV spot]
    • Patrick Star: Hey, I got feet!
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
    • [His eyes are holed by the cannonball]
    • Patrick Star: Why?
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.
    • Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!
    • [Patrick dangles off of the edge of a cliff while pelicans squawk at him]
    • Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!
    • [a pelican squawks at Patrick as he is pushed down, hanging to an edge of a rock cliff]
    • Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!
    • Patrick Star: What's the secret password?
    • PlanktonSpongeBob SquarePants: Uuuhhhh...
    • Patrick Star: Correct! It is you! SpongeBob!
    • [He greets SpongeBob with a flying tackle]
    • [while SpongeBob struggles to get the formula from Past Plankton... ]
    • Past SpongeBob: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
    • Plankton: Something moronic?
    • Past SpongeBob: Wow.
    • [from TV spot]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Look out!
    • [a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]
    • Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here.
    • [a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sour Note!
    • [Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing, which sends soundwaves that send Burger-Beard's customers covering]
    • Burger-Beard: No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
    • Burger-Beard: No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!
    • Patrick Star: FINLAND!
    • [during Spongebob's sacrifice ceremony]
    • Squidasaurus Rex: And I thought my "friends" were primitive.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, hand me the potatoes.
    • Patrick Star: Mashed or scalloped?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Better make them... raw!
    • Patrick Star: Aye, aye, sir!
    • [Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]
    • Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles. Now it's raining...
    • [Plankton's tank lands on him]
    • Sandals: ... tanks!
    • Plankton: You're welcome.
    • [Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty]
    • Patrick Star: Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?
    • Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts! I'm out of nuts.
    • Squidward Tentacles: You know what this needs? Some interpretive dance.
    • [Plankton trembles as he's taped to Mr. Krabs' desk]
    • [sternly]
    • Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.
    • Plankton: Oh, boy. Who's there?
    • Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.
    • Plankton: Jimmy who?
    • Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
    • Plankton: Well, that's stupid, but how is that torture?
    • Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee. You'll see.
    • [Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!
    • [SpongeBob starts laughing. Planton screams. Mr. Krabs grins smugly while he wears the headphones]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
    • Plankton: Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
    • Plankton: What are you going to do, Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
    • Mr. Krabs: No.
    • [a nasty smile forms on his face]
    • Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.
    • [confused]
    • Plankton: Knock knock jokes?
    • [He smiles, not in the least bit intimidated]
    • Plankton: I could do this all day, Krabs.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
    • Plankton: Uh... Once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
    • Patrick Star: Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to-
    • [Patrick is out like a light]
    • Patrick Star: Justice is best soft served.
    • [He launches the ice cream at Burger-Beard]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.
    • [Burger-Beard dodges and Patrick gets pummelled by his own ammunition]
    • Patrick Star: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
    • Patrick Star: I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy? Is that you?
    • Sandy Cheeks: You can call me The Rodent!
    • Burger-Beard: I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't get it.
    • Squidward Tentacles: Because you're a sponge.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick why are you doing this?
    • Patrick Star: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!
    • Mr. Krabs: Release the condiments!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: With relish!
    • Patrick Star: Hey! Where'd the pirate go?
    • Seagull: You'd better keep reading Mr. Pirate or else!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: See you later Te-am mate!
    • Burger-Beard: What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. At last it is mine. Finally you are mine.
    • Burger-Beard: Man this is way over due.
    • Patrick Star: Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.
    • [a boat smashes through a window, leaving a big gaping hole in the Krusty Krab]
    • Patrick Star: With cheese.
    • [cowering behind the till]
    • Squidward Tentacles: We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
    • Patrick Star: No more Krabby Patties? NO!
    • [With a poof of magic, Patrick is in appropriate apocalypse gear: a padded vest and a hammer strapped to his head]
    • Patrick Star: Come on, Tummy. It's gonna be a long day.
    • Burger-Beard: Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town there was a place called the Krusty Krab, where folks would come and eat a thing called a Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook and the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants.
    • Burger-Beard: All right here we go. Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. "Why", you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner, despite the doctor's warnings?"
    • Plankton: Now is that really necessary?
    • [Plankton, in spy gear, tries to steal the secret formula]
    • Burger-Beard: Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
    • [SpongeBob vacuums him up with his leaf blower]
    • Plankton: SpongeBob, please! Let's talk about this.
    • [SpongeBob sends Plankton flying back to the Chum Bucket]
    • Burger-Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today...
    • [a small green airplane is shown heading towards the Krusty Krab]
    • Burger-Beard: Things would be different.
    • [Harold is in the hospital bed, eating a Krabby Patty and wearing a respirator]
    • Doctor: He'll be gone in a week.
    • Evelyn: Oh, Harold!
    • [She sobs, and then she and Dr. Gilliam bite into Krabby Patties]
    • Burger-Beard: Ah, it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
    • [Plankton stands outside the Chum Bucket, frowning]
    • Plankton: Meh.
    • Burger-Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
    • Squidward Tentacles: Squidasaurus rex!
    • Sandy Cheeks: Hello? Hello? Guess y'all don't want my money.
    • Mr. Krabs: Money?
    • [He take's Sandy's money from through the drive-thru and hands the squirrel her patties]
    • Mr. Krabs: Thank you come again.
    • Pigeon: Where to Mac?
    • Kyle: Just drive.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: If we're gonna be on the same team...
    • Plankton: Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
    • Squidward Tentacles: That sound must mean things are back to normal.
    • Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano? Your gonna get us caught!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
    • Plankton: With that formula I can rule the world!
    • [He laughs maniacally]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: You know I can hear you, right?
    • Bubbles: That was pretty good actually.
    • [last lines; as Bubbles comes out after the Spongebob Squarepants theme]
    • Bubbles: That was... pretty good, actually.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
    • Plankton: No!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Then why are you naked?
    • Plankton: 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
    • [Squidward opens the door with angry customers behind him, interrupting Mr. Krabs' torture of Plankton]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs!
    • [to SpongeBob, still laughing]
    • Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, zip it!
    • [SpongeBob finally stops laughing]
    • [relieved]
    • Plankton: Oh, thank you, Squidward!
    • Squidward Tentacles: The Krusty Krab is restless! They're asking for...
    • [He smiles craftily]
    • Squidward Tentacles: ... refunds.
    • Squidward Tentacles: Not much legroom in here.
    • Patrick Star: Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet...
    • Plankton: Note to self: never stow away in a gym sock.
    • Mr. Krabs: I'm not your enemy! Plankton's your enemy!
    • Squidward Tentacles: So, is he an anemone or plankton?
    • [Rimshot. Pan to Mrs. Puff on a drumkit]
    • Mrs. Puff: Well, someone had to do it.
    • Plankton: Well, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom!
    • [He laughs]
    • Plankton: Right, SpongeBob?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: ...That's kinda gross, Plankton.
    • [the Ecstasy of Gold starts to play]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at me. Why, I've become like all of you. Savage. Fear-ridden. Selfish. An entire town of formerly good citizens, turned into heartless freaks, bent on their own self-prever... Self-preter...
    • Fish: 'Preservation'?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes! We've become alienated from each other. Each one an island unto himself, concerned only with ourselves. And in the name of all fishhood, I am not about to let that happen!
    • [He tears off a piece of a crowd member's shirt and wears it like a bandana]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: And so, if a sacrifice is needed to restore Bikini Bottom to its former glory... then I am willing to take one for the team.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir?
    • [cut to Sandy at the drive-thru]
    • Sandy Cheeks: I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Wrong channel!
    • [He redials the telephone]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir?
    • Mr. Krabs: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
    • Plankton: Eww, it's so sweet in here. I think my eyeball is getting a toothache.
    • [Squidward is magically transported back to his cash register, without his Sour Note form]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
    • [Squidward lifts his shirt to find to his delight... ]
    • Squidward Tentacles: Rock-hard abs! Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
    • [flattered]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, shucks.
    • [hanging onto the bubble]
    • Fish: Please tell me there's something soft underneath!
    • [pause]
    • PlanktonSpongeBob SquarePants: Nope.
    • [contacting to Karen via headpiece]
    • Plankton: Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
    • Karen (the Computer Wife): "Laptop"! You do realize that nickname is demeaning? I have twice the processing power of a laptop.
    • [SpongeBob starts to play his pitch pipe again but Plankton snatches it before he can start singing]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, my pitch pipe.
    • Plankton: Uh, I need it for the time machine.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, okay.
    • [Plankton smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down the toilet]
    • Plankton: Installed!
    • [SpongeBob installs Karen into the time machine, and she powers up]
    • Karen (the Computer Wife): Okay, Plankton, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
    • Plankton: Well, Karen. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
    • Karen (the Computer Wife): Oh, Sheldon. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s-
    • [Plankton flips a switch and Karen shuts off. Her screen shows the time of 12:00 AM. Plankton starts to cry softly]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton, are you crying?
    • [too embarrassed to tell SpongeBob that he's now a widower, having had to shut off the mechanical love of his life]
    • Plankton: No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball.
    • [He wipes his tear away]
    • Plankton: There's always stuff getting in there.
    • Mr. Krabs: This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. WHERE IS ME FORMULER?
    • [pushing Mr. Krabs back]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs. This could get messy.
    • Mr. Krabs: Let's hope so.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: So, you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
    • [He takes out a jar of bubble soap]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I didn't wanna have to do this. Plankton...
    • [He dips his wand in the jar]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Here comes the pain!
    • [with a mean grin]
    • Mr. Krabs: Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.
    • [SpongeBob blows into the bubble wand. Plankton anticipates the burning pain that he'll get in his eye and shuts it]
    • Plankton: No! Stop! Don't!
    • [crawling away backwards from Mr. Krabs in abject terror]
    • Plankton: I told you, Krabs. I don't have it.
    • [He opens his eye and realizes he's standing inside a bubble that SpongeBob blew as a shield to protect him]
    • Mr. Krabs: Well, that didn't look painful.
    • [solemnly]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today.
    • [He gets in the bubble with Plankton]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh.
    • [the bubble floats away]
    • [the bubble floats away]
    • [grimly]
    • Mr. Krabs: Wrong answer.
    • [He prepares to stomp on Plankton when-]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Stop!
    • [SpongeBob makes his way through the crowd]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, Krabs, let me handle this.
    • [He growls at Plankton]
    • Plankton: What's going on around here?
    • [SpongeBob and Plankton watch Saturn and Jupiter]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe we should split up the workload. You watch the one with the big red eye, I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team.
    • [the two of them keep an eye on Saturn and Jupiter, which start to move closer towards each other]
    • Plankton: Okay, mine's moving.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Mine, too.
    • [the planets get nearer to each other]
    • Plankton: No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it in for ten thousand years.
    • [the Krusty Krab, two days ago: SpongeBob walks in and sees Plankton walking out of the vault in Mr. Krabs' office with the form]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Nope. He's helping me.
    • Past SpongeBob: But he's the enemy!
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
    • Past Plankton: What? A tee-am?
    • Plankton: A team!
    • [to SpongeBob]
    • Plankton: All right, go get the formula!
    • [SpongeBob races forward to try and get the formula from Past Plankton]
    • [apprehensive]
    • Past SpongeBob: What have I become?
    • [gasping]
    • Past SpongeBob: Plankton?
    • Past Plankton: SpongeBob?
    • [Suddenly a time machine appears, and the SpongeBob and Plankton from the current timeline appear]
    • Past SpongeBob: Plankton?
    • Past Plankton: SpongeBob? Who are you supposed to be?
    • [to Past Plankton]
    • Plankton: I'm you from the future!
    • [pointing to Past SpongeBob]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: And I'm him from the future!
    • [to Plankton]
    • Past Plankton: So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking.
    • Squidward Tentacles: The only way we'll be able to get up there is if some Fairy Godmother shows up and helps us to breathe air!
    • [Cue Bubbles appearing]
    • Plankton: Not now, honey, I'm ranting/raving.
    • [SpongeBob and Plankton skulk the Chum Bucket, which is guarded by Bikini Bottomites, to break Karen out]
    • Plankton: I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I've never seen anyone there.
    • Plankton: Now, was that really necessary?
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: 'Cause the food's really bad.
    • Plankton: Oh, come on, really?
    • [Mr. Krabs uses his telescope to see Plankton sobbing outisde on the pole of the Krusty Krab]
    • Mr. Krabs: He's been out there crying for 20 minutes. Pathetic.
    • [hands his telescope to SpongeBob]
    • Mr. Krabs: I'm just going to go out there...
    • [He pulls his pants up]
    • Mr. Krabs: ... and gloat a little.
    • [Krabs goes outside the restaurant]
    • [mockingly]
    • Mr. Krabs: Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh. Plankton's broke! Haa-haa.
    • [overlaps]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
    • [He uses Mr. Krabs' telescope to get a closer look]
    • SpongeBob SquarePants: I've never seen him gloat his hard before.
    • [taking off her helmet]
    • Sandy Cheeks: Ah, fresh air! How I've missed you!
    • Squidward Tentacles: Eugh! This place smells awful!
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