The Secret Life of Pets 2 Movie Poster

Quotes from The Secret Life of Pets 2

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    • [very last line; when the closing credits scroll is ending]
    • Rooster: Okay. Moment's over.
    • Katie: Hey, Maxie. Let's go for a walk.
    • [Katie pulls on Max's leash dragging him into the vet]
    • [as he's going for a walk with Katie]
    • Max: Ah, I gotta admit this is nice.
    • [Max walks by another dog with its owner]
    • Dog: I don't want to go to the vet!
    • Max: Uh, the vet!
    • [he stops walking]
    • Max: No! No, no, no!
    • Katie: Come on, buddy!
    • Max: You tricked me!
    • Daisy: Excuse me, do any of you know Captain Snowball?
    • Snowball: Uh, yes. Yes, we do.
    • Chloe: And here we go.
    • Daisy: My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but a poor defenseless animal needs saving. I need Captain Snowball for a top secret mission...
    • Snowball: Well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again?
    • Daisy: Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy.
    • [he starts hopping off]
    • Snowball: Whatever. Okay, I got the dude that gets stuff to do things. Bye-bye.
    • Daisy: Mmm-hmm. That was weird.
    • Chloe: Oh, sister. It's about to get way weirder.
    • [Snowball puts on his superhero costume]
    • Snowball: It's Snow-time, baby!
    • [hears Snowball shouting]
    • Daisy: Uh, is he okay?
    • Chloe: Not in any way, no.
    • Rooster: The first step of not being afraid is *acting* like you're not afraid. So, are you scared?
    • [cowering down and shaking with fear]
    • Max: No.
    • Rooster: *Are* you scared?
    • [brings himself up to full height with confidence]
    • Max: No! No, I'm not!
    • Rooster: Now you're talking.
    • [Snowball is dressed in his superhero outfit]
    • Snowball: Good morning, New York City!
    • [starts singing his superhero theme as he's posing for a flight off]
    • Max: Snowball, what are you doing?
    • Snowball: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff.
    • Max: Gotta say, not a big fan of the farm.
    • Snowball: I'm gonna be the first rabbit with washboard glutes.
    • Snowball: I just freed a tiger. That's not bragging, I'm just saying what happened. When you're awesome, everything you say sounds like bragging.
    • Duke: So many smells I've never smelled before! My nose is so confused, and happy!
    • [about using the litter box]
    • Chloe: You gotta, It's a fact of life.
    • Gidget: Absolutely not! Never gonna happen.
    • [Inside litter box]
    • Mel: Guys, I found treats!
    • [comes out chewing something, others look on in disgust]
    • Buddy: Aw, Mel!
    • Gidget: Snowball? What are you doing in Max's apartment?
    • Snowball: What are you doing hanging out with every cat in the universe?
    • Rooster: Guy's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other.
    • Rooster: Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever?
    • Max: I, uh...
    • Rooster: He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?
    • Max: Like, multiple cords?
    • Rooster: One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.
    • Max: That's Liam. He likes to run.
    • Rooster: So let him run.
    • Max: Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree.
    • Rooster: So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem?
    • Max: Well, he could fall.
    • Rooster: He might.
    • Max: And he hurts himself.
    • Rooster: So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.
    • Chloe: Okay, Gidget, eat Sweet Pea.
    • [They gasp in shock as Gidget puts Sweet Pea in her mouth]
    • Gidget: Okay, what's next?
    • Chloe: Gidget, no! That's... Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!
    • Gidget: What?
    • Chloe: Cats eat birds. It's nature.
    • Gidget: Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
    • Chloe: No, no, no, you used your one pass on the litter box. You have to do this.
    • Gidget: But...
    • Chloe: Buh-buh-buh-buh... do it!
    • Buddy: You're seriously going to make Gidget eat Sweet Pea?
    • Chloe: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just freaking her...
    • [from the trailer]
    • [on seeing Liam copying Duke and Max cocking their legs against a tree]
    • Katie: Oh... no... no... no... This way buddy
    • [defiantly as he is scooped up in the air]
    • Liam: Na... oh
    • [Setting off on a dangerous mission ]
    • Max: I'm going to find my inner Rooster.
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