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Quotes from The Room

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    • Mike: Did you, uh, know... that chocolate... is the symbol of love?
    • Michelle: Mmm... feed me.
    • Johnny: How dare you talk to me like that!
    • [pushes her back onto the couch again]
    • Johnny: Do you understand life? Do you?
    • [pushes Lisa back on the couch]
    • Johnny: You should tell me everything!
    • Lisa: I can't talk right now.
    • [sits next to Lisa]
    • Johnny: Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me, please! You are part of my life! You are everything! I could not go on without you, Lisa.
    • Lisa: You're scaring me.
    • [Lisa gets up, but Johnny also gets up]
    • Johnny: You're lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
    • Lisa: Why are you so hysterical?
    • Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.
    • Mark: Who are you calling a kid?
    • Denny: Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, why? Why?
    • Claudette: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.
    • [walks into flower shop]
    • Johnny: Hi.
    • [grabs flowers and pats dog on the counter]
    • Johnny: Hi, doggy.
    • Flower Shop Clerk: You're my favorite customer.
    • Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye!
    • Flower Shop Clerk: Buh-bye!
    • Flower Shop Clerk: Can I help you?
    • Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
    • Flower Shop Clerk: Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
    • [grabs bouquet of roses]
    • Flower Shop Clerk: Here you go.
    • Johnny: That's me. How much is it?
    • Flower Shop Clerk: It'll be eighteen dollars.
    • [hands over cash]
    • Johnny: Here you go. Keep the change.
    • Mark: How was work today?
    • Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.
    • Mark: What client?
    • Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
    • Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
    • Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
    • Claudette: Everything goes wrong all at once. Nobody wants to help me. And I'm dying.
    • Lisa: You're not dying, mom.
    • Claudette: I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.
    • [repeated line]
    • Johnny: That's the idea.
    • Johnny: Anything for my princess!
    • Johnny: I'm tired, I'm wasted... I love you, darling!
    • Mark: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!
    • Lisa: Did you get your promotion?
    • Johnny: Nah.
    • [pause]
    • Lisa: You didn't get it, did you?
    • Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
    • Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
    • Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
    • Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.
    • Lisa: I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.
    • Johnny: Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!
    • Steven: When is the baby due?
    • Lisa: There is no baby.
    • Steven: What? What are you talking about?
    • Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting.
    • Johnny: Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
    • Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise.
    • Johnny: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
    • Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.
    • Michelle: Me too!
    • Johnny: Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking!
    • Johnny: Of course, what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.
    • Mark: Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
    • Lisa: How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.
    • Peter: People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.
    • Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
    • Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
    • Johnny: You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.
    • [confused]
    • Mark: I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress... I mean, what's going on here?
    • Lisa: I like you very much. Lover... boy.
    • Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?
    • Denny: I'm okay.
    • Johnny: Are you *okay*?
    • Denny: I'm okay!
    • Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.
    • [on overhearing Lisa say she's been unfaithful]
    • Johnny: How can they say this about me? I don't believe it. I show them. I will record everything.
    • Lisa: Denny, are you okay? What did that man want from you?
    • Denny: Everything is okay! He's gone!
    • Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man!
    • Denny: Calm down! He's going to jail!
    • Lisa: Denny, what kind of money? Just tell me!
    • Claudette: What do you need money for?
    • Lisa: Mom, please! Denny is with me and Johnny!
    • Claudette: A man like that! With a gun! My god!
    • Denny: Nothing.
    • Claudette: Oh, that was not nothing!
    • Lisa: Tell me everything!
    • Claudette: You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you?
    • Denny: I owe him some money.
    • Lisa: What kind of money?
    • Denny: I owe him some money!
    • Lisa: What kind of money?
    • Johnny: Oh, hi, Claudette!
    • Claudette: Oh!
    • Johnny: Bye!
    • Mark: So can I come in tomorrow, like late afternoon?
    • Johnny: Absolutely. 8:00?
    • Mark: Great!
    • Lisa: I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday, but I'm really not into it.
    • Claudette: Oh? Why not?
    • Lisa: 'Cause I'm in love with Mark, not Johnny. And here I am planning his party.
    • Claudette: It's not right, Lisa. I still think you should marry Johnny! Now, you can't live on love. You need financial security.
    • Lisa: But I'm not happy! And he still thinks I'm going to marry him next month. He's a fool.
    • Johnny: Let's go eat, hah?
    • Michelle: Your point of view is so different from mine.
    • [first lines]
    • Lisa: I'll try it on right now.
    • [grabs Johnny's tie and kisses him]
    • Lisa: I'll try it on right now.
    • Johnny: Hi, babe. I have something for you.
    • Lisa: What is it?
    • Johnny: Just a little something.
    • [Playfully hides a package behind his back, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it and pulls out a red dress]
    • Lisa: Johnny, it's beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now?
    • Johnny: Sure, it's yours.
    • Lisa: Wait right here.
    • [grabs Johnny's tie and kisses him]
    • Mark: Come on, it's clear.
    • Claudette: What's clear?
    • Johnny: I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. In fact, I know she isn't.
    • Denny: I gotta tell you something.
    • Johnny: Shoot, Denny.
    • Denny: It's about Lisa.
    • Johnny: Go on.
    • Denny: She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her.
    • Johnny: Go on...
    • Johnny: Denny, don't you have something else to do?
    • Denny: I just like to watch you guys.
    • Peter: Speaking of which, how did you meet Lisa? You never told us.
    • Johnny: Oh, that's very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn't know anyone, and I have, I hit YMCA with a $2000 check that I couldn't cash.
    • Mark: Why not?
    • Johnny: Well, because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, I was working as a busboy in hotel, and uh, um, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her, and that's how we met.
    • Mark: So, I mean, what's the interesting part?
    • Johnny: Well, the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner.
    • Mike: Hi Johnny, what's going on?
    • Johnny: Mmm-mmm.
    • Mike: Uh... my underwear.
    • Johnny: Hahaha.
    • Mike: So, pft, so I come back to get it, you know, I pretend I need a book...
    • Johnny: Uh-huh.
    • Mike: I'm looking for my book, and I-I-I reach in and put the underwear in my pocket ready to slide out real quick?
    • Johnny: Uh-huh.
    • Mike: Well Claudette, she saw it, sticking out, of my pocket?
    • Johnny: Uh-huh.
    • Mike: She pulls it out, and she's showing everybody... me underwears.
    • Johnny: Oh hai Mike, what's new?
    • Johnny: You must be kidding, underwear, I got the picture.
    • Mike: Yeah, I don't know what to do.
    • Johnny: That's life!
    • Mike: Oh, actually Johnny, I got a, I got a little bit of a, tragedy.
    • Johnny: Uh-huh.
    • Mike: On my hands... yeah. Me and... Michelle, we were... we were making out, uh, in your place?
    • Johnny: Hahaha.
    • Mike: And, Lisa and Claudette sort of, uh, walked in on us. In the middle of it. That's not the end of the story.
    • Johnny: Go on, I'm listening.
    • Mike: OK. We're go-we're going at it, and um, I get out of there as fast as possible, you know, I-I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. And then about halfway down the stairs I realise that I, I have misplaced, I have forgotten, something.
    • Johnny: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
    • Johnny: Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends, good thinking!
    • Lisa: I miss you, Mark.
    • Mark: What are you talking about? I just saw you!
    • Mike: I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her.
    • Johnny: Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd!
    • [almost getting thrown off a building]
    • Peter: What are you, nuts? GOD!
    • [shrugs it off like it's nothing]
    • Mark: Sorry.
    • Johnny: What do you want from me, huh? HUH?
    • [his last lines]
    • Johnny: Why? Why is this happening to me?
    • [pulls out a pistol]
    • Johnny: God forgive me.
    • Johnny: Peter, you always play psychologist with us!
    • [to Lisa]
    • Denny: You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?
    • Johnny: Lisa, TALK to me, PLEASE!
    • [repeated line]
    • Lisa: I don't want to talk about it.
    • Johnny: If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live,
    • Johnny: Let's go eat, huh.
    • [as Lisa comes down the stairs, changed into the red gown Johnny bought for her as a present earlier on]
    • Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa!
    • [twirls around as she reveals her figure and sways the dress]
    • Lisa: Isn't it fabulous?
    • Denny: Can I kiss you?
    • Lisa: You are such a little brat!
    • Denny: I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny!
    • [repeated line]
    • Mark: What are you *doing*?
    • [repeated line]
    • Mark: What's going on here?
    • Johnny: HI BABE!
    • Claudette: What are these characters doing here?
    • Claudette: All that shopping wore me out!
    • [to Johnny and Mark]
    • Peter: You guys prove my point. You're both weird.
    • Party Member #4: Lisa looks hot tonight.
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