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Quotes from The Lost Boys

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    • David: Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on?
    • Marko: I don't know. What's going on, Paul?
    • Paul: Wait a minute. Who wants to know?
    • Dwayne: Michael wants to know.
    • David: How are those maggots?
    • Michael Emerson: Huh?
    • David: Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
    • Edgar Frog: Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
    • Sam Emerson: Chill out, Edgar.
    • [coming to his senses]
    • Edgar Frog: Right.
    • Grandpa: Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
    • David: It is too late, my blood is in your veins.
    • Michael Emerson: So is mine!
    • Sam Emerson: Wait, wait. You *have* a TV?
    • Grandpa: No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
    • Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
    • Sam Emerson: Did you know that?
    • Edgar Frog: Of course. Everyone knows that.
    • [last lines]
    • Grandpa: One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
    • David: What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
    • David: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!
    • [about Star]
    • Sam Emerson: It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?
    • [Star floats up]
    • Sam Emerson: She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
    • Max: It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.
    • Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
    • Sam Emerson: So where're we going?
    • Michael Emerson: Nowhere.
    • Sam Emerson: So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.
    • Sam Emerson: Got a problem, guys?
    • Edgar Frog: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
    • Sam Emerson: Pretty cool, huh?
    • Alan Frog: For a fashion victim.
    • Edgar Frog: Where the hell are you from? Krypton?
    • Grandpa: Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?
    • Sam Emerson: How about some Windex, Grandpa?
    • Grandpa: Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
    • Michael Emerson: You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?
    • Grandpa: I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.
    • Michael Emerson: What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?
    • Sam Emerson: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!
    • Edgar Frog: You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
    • Alan Frog: OK, we'll come over and do it for you.
    • Sam Emerson: No!
    • Edgar Frog: You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
    • Sam Emerson: Yeah, all day.
    • Alan Frog: Does the sunlight freak him out?
    • Sam Emerson: Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.
    • Edgar Frog: Bad breath, long fingernails?
    • Sam Emerson: Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.
    • Alan Frog: He's a vampire all right.
    • Edgar Frog: All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.
    • Sam Emerson: I can't do that; he's my brother.
    • Sam Emerson: And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."
    • Edgar Frog: We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.
    • Alan Frog: Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.
    • Edgar Frog: As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.
    • Alan Frog: Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
    • Alan Frog: Aaaaaah! Flies!
    • Edgar Frog: We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.
    • Sam Emerson: What's that smell?
    • Edgar Frog: Vampires, my friend, vampires.
    • Alan Frog: We blew it, man, we lost it!
    • Edgar Frog: Shut up!
    • Alan Frog: We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
    • Edgar Frog: It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!
    • Alan Frog: We don't ride with vampires.
    • Sam Emerson: Fine, stay here.
    • [Looks around, clearly scared]
    • Edgar Frog: We do now.
    • Alan Frog: Yeah.
    • Edgar Frog: Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!
    • [the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff]
    • Edgar Frog: Christ!
    • Sam Emerson: Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!
    • Sam Emerson: Guys, we're on our own.
    • Edgar Frog: Good, just the way we like it.
    • Edgar Frog: I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.
    • Sam Emerson: Death by stereo!
    • Alan Frog: Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?
    • Sam Emerson: No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian!
    • Edgar Frog: Or, a vampire!
    • Sam Emerson: You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?
    • [about Grandpa]
    • Michael Emerson: Looks like he's dead!
    • Sam Emerson: If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
    • Sam Emerson: There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!
    • Sam Emerson: Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
    • [the boys come in carrying Laddie and Star, who are sleeping. Grandpa is totally ignoring the unconscious Laddie in Edgar's arms]
    • Grandpa: Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?
    • [Hoping he says nothing about Laddie and Star]
    • Michael Emerson: No, Grandpa.
    • Grandpa: Well, now you do.
    • Alan Frog: There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.
    • Sam Emerson: I'll pray I never need to call you.
    • Michael Emerson: Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers.
    • Sam Emerson: So are the Frog brothers!
    • Sam Emerson: Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.
    • Paul: You killed Marco!
    • Edgar Frog: Yeah, and you're next!
    • Paul: No, you're next!
    • [Paul sees garlic in the bathtub]
    • Paul: Haha! Garlic don't work, boys!
    • Edgar Frog: TRY THE HOLY WATER, DEATH BREATH!
    • [sprays Paul with water pistol, his skin burns from holy water and screams in agony]
    • [looking inside Grandpa's work-room]
    • Michael Emerson: Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
    • [in background]
    • Edgar Frog: I'm the head Frog here.
    • [Max changes into a vampire]
    • Max: I still want you, Lucy.
    • [he flashes his tongue out and Sam and Lucy scream while the rest gasp]
    • Max: I haven't changed my mind about that.
    • [offering Michael a drink of blood]
    • David: Come on, be one of us.
    • David: Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club!
    • [reaches for Lucy's hand while strangling Sam]
    • Max: Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight.
    • Sam Emerson: Mom! Mom, no! Don't do it, Mom! Mom, don't do it!
    • Lucy Emerson: Sam...
    • Sam Emerson: Mom, no!
    • [Lucy reluctantly decides to abandon her humanity by taking Max's hand]
    • Sam Emerson: Mom, no!
    • Lucy Emerson: Sam!
    • [Max attempts to bite her]
    • [standing up after almost getting hit by bow and arrow]
    • Dwayne: You missed, sucker!
    • Sam Emerson: Only once, pal.
    • Grandpa: Ouch, my hair!
    • Sam Emerson: I bet you hate garlic, dontcha!
    • Max: No, I like garlic! It's just a little much! It's raw garlic.
    • Michael Emerson: What's happening to me, Star?
    • Star: Oh, Michael. Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you.
    • Michael Emerson: What's happening?
    • [whispers]
    • Star: I can't.
    • Grandpa: Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
    • [after tricking Michael to see worms in the Chinese carton]
    • David: They're only noodles Michael.
    • Grandpa: Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.
    • Michael Emerson: I can't beat your bike.
    • David: You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up.
    • [In the cave, talking to Laddie]
    • Dwayne: Grab the rock box, kid!
    • Sam Emerson: You're a vampire! I knew it!
    • Michael Emerson: I am not!
    • Sam Emerson: So what are you? The Flying Nun?
    • Lucy Emerson: You got carried away by a comic book?
    • Sam Emerson: It was a scary comic, mom. I'm sorry.
    • [Sam gets in bed with her]
    • Sam Emerson: Have you been eating pizza?
    • Sam Emerson: No. Why?
    • Lucy Emerson: Phew. You smell like garlic.
    • [Sam opens his robe, he is wearing a garlic necklace]
    • [yelling out the window to Star]
    • Sam Emerson: Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!
    • [the Frog Brothers are talking about killing Star]
    • Michael Emerson: Don't you touch her!
    • [to Alan]
    • Edgar Frog: Come on. Vampires have such a rotten temper.
    • Alan Frog: First come, first staked.
    • Sam Emerson: What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!
    • [the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam]
    • Edgar Frog: Okay, where's Nosferatu?
    • Sam Emerson: Who?
    • Edgar Frog: The prince of darkness.
    • Alan Frog: The night crawler. The bloodsucker.
    • Edgar Frog: El Vampiro.
    • Sam Emerson: Mike! They're here!
    • [after Max is killed]
    • Star: It's over. It's over.
    • [Runs down the stairs]
    • Laddie: Star! Star!
    • Star: Laddie!
    • [They hug]
    • Edgar Frog: How much do you think we should charge them for this?
    • [bursts into the video store where his mom is working]
    • Sam Emerson: Mom, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.
    • [to customers]
    • Lucy Emerson: Um, excuse me...
    • Sam Emerson: Mom, I'm serious! Listen, Edgar staked one, it was screaming and fizzing. Look, Mom, there's evidence on my sweater.
    • Grandpa: Hey! Smells good! When do we eat?
    • Lucy Emerson: I told Max around 8:00.
    • Grandpa: Max! Are we going to have company again?
    • Lucy Emerson: Again? Dad you haven't had company in this house since Mom died eight years ago.
    • Grandpa: Right! Now we are going to have company again!
    • Michael Emerson: Is there any jobs around here?
    • Stranger: Nothing legal.
    • [Michael is about to walk out the front door and suddenly sees Max as he's just getting ready to knock]
    • Max: Hey. How you doing? You must be Michael, right?
    • Michael Emerson: And you must be Max.
    • Max: Right. How are you?
    • [they shake hands]
    • Max: Well, you're the man of the house and I'm not coming in until you invite me.
    • Michael Emerson: You're invited.
    • [nods, smiles]
    • Max: Thanks very much.
    • [enters]
    • Michael Emerson: I didn't invite you this time, Max.
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