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Quotes from The Dead Don't Die

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    • Chief Cliff Robertson: Those are some pretty good cuts. You played some minor league ball didn't you?
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Well, a little class a, it was a long time ago.
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: Guys, shouldn't we be telling each other that it's all gonna be okay? That this will all go away, like a bad dream? Ronnie?
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Gee, Mindy, I'm not sure I can say that.
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: Cliff? Please?
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: It's all gonna be okay, Mindy. Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream.
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: I doubt it.
    • [last lines]
    • Hermit Bob: What a fucked-up world.
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: What do you think did this?
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: I'm thinking zombies.
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: What?
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: You know, the undead. Ghouls.
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: This is definitely going to end badly.
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: Shut up, Ronnie.
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, you shut up.
    • Dean: The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: She's strange.
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: She's Scottish.
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: She's Scottish?
    • Zelda Winston: Ah, Star Wars. That's good fiction.
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: Is she alive?
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: No, she is undead.
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: That girl is half Mexican. I know because I love Mexicans.
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: What, are we improvising here?
    • Bobby Wiggins: The only way to kill the dead is to kill the head.
    • [first lines]
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yuck.
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: Wow. The diner sure does the world's best coffee, doesn't it?
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Yeah, but how can you drink it to so late? Won't it keep you up?
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: No, I sleep like a baby. Except maybe when I know there's a corpse waiting for me at work.
    • [the refrain]
    • Theme Song: After life is over, the afterlife goes on.
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: Is that really Fern and Lily in there?
    • Officer Mindy Morrison: That WAS Fern and Lily. But now...
    • [repeated line]
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh man, this isn't gonna end well.
    • [when her two corpses sit up]
    • Zelda Winston: So, the dead just don't wanna die today, is that it?
    • [draws her samurai sword and smoothly slices their heads off]
    • Zelda Winston: That's a shame. I had them looking so bonny.
    • [holding a head]
    • Officer Ronnie Peterson: For now they're just dead hipsters, but they haven't turned yet. It can take a while.
    • [serenely about zombies at the door]
    • Chief Cliff Robertson: Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.
    • [draws her sword]
    • [serenely about zombies at the door]
    • Zelda Winston: Well, look at all of you. So very ravenous, yet well past your expiration date.
    • [draws her sword]
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