The Carpenter

Name: The Carpenter
Rating: 4.5

An adopted viking orphan becomes a carpenter's apprentice to Jesus. The orphan, Oren, fights as a side hustle. His experience training as a carpenter with… More Details »

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Director:

Garrett Batty

Producer:

Daren Smith

Writer:

Kameron Krebs, Kenny Krebs

Release Date:

Nov 1, 2024

Synopsis

An adopted viking orphan becomes a carpenter's apprentice to Jesus. The orphan, Oren, fights as a side hustle. His experience training as a carpenter with Jesus as his mentor changes his lifestyle.

Cast

Kameron Krebs
Kaulin Krebs
Daz Crawford
Jeff Dickamore
Andre Jacobs
Aurora Florence
Bianca Simone Mannie
Milton Schorr
Peter Butler
Maurice Carpede

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Nov 1, 2024

1:20 pm This is a movie about Jesus being an MMA fighter’s trainer. This movie should not have been so goddamn boring. It should have been hilarious. I will never see this again and I’m gonna forget about it real fast.

14 Likes

Late Movie Reviews

Nov 1, 2024

Bloodsport of Nazareth. As ridiculous as the premise already is, having a “the bodies hit the floor” needle drop took it to another level.

8 Likes

cbo041

Oct 30, 2024

If you didn’t know any better, you’d swear it emerged from an improv-comedy prompt: “Jesus is a sports psychologist for an MMA fighter.” That’s the utterly bizarre conceit behind this Biblical-era drama that casts ex-football player/first-time film actor Kameron Krebs (who…

7 Likes

Scott Renshaw
Nov 3, 2024

very unserious!! made me giggle as soon as I heard let the bodies hit the floor and after that it was just boring but at least Jesus was hot

4 Likes

Alyssa

Nov 2, 2024

Jesus carried this movie on his back, just like the cross.

5 Likes

tobeymaguireman

Nov 8, 2024

Worst Christian movie of the year in my opinion. Felt a little preachy at times.

4 Likes

Moviebuffgrant Grant Atkins
Nov 5, 2024

So...The Carpenter. The Heavy Metal MMA Jesus movie. Let me see what I have here. There's a "Bodies Hit the Floor" needle drop. Some people have accents and some don't. But everyone speaks English. Sets are reused or redressed constantly. The shutter speed hurt my eyes…

4 Likes

ChanceHerman

Nov 3, 2024

This might be the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater, but the commitment to its insane premise was something to behold. Especially when they build a functioning home gym out of ropes and rocks to train. Sure it was shot like a one season CW show and the performances…

4 Likes

Max Fleischhacker

Nov 3, 2024

3 out of 4 movies today I have been alone in the theatre. Was this made in the 1990s!? Am I at youth group with my church!?

3 Likes

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