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Quotes from The Addams Family

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    • [at a gloomy, haunted mental asylum]
    • Morticia Addams: It's hideous!
    • Gomez Addams: It's horrible!
    • Gomez AddamsMorticia Addams: It's home!
    • [Wednesday enters holding a red balloon]
    • Morticia Addams: Strange, there's usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these...
    • Wednesday Addams: How I wish something would lighten up this already tedious day.
    • [a tree throws Pugsley through a window]
    • Wednesday Addams: Thanks for trying, Ichabod.
    • [to Wednesday]
    • Morticia Addams: Don't forget to kick your father goodnight.
    • [kissing]
    • Gomez Addams: Your hand is as cold as a dead fish!
    • Morticia Addams: My love, that IS a dead fish.
    • [Pugsley drinks from a dog bowl]
    • Morticia Addams: Pugsley, don't drink it all. This gentleman wants some too.
    • Gomez Addams: Blow F6, Pugsley. Fire in the hole!
    • Pugsley Addams: Yes!
    • [inside a bathtub]
    • Uncle Fester: You sunk my battleship.
    • Gomez Addams: Well done, Pugsley!
    • Gomez Addams: Tastes like cotton candy.
    • Morticia Addams: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
    • Gomez Addams: Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes!
    • Grandma: When you're done with Fabio, bring him up to my room.
    • Lurch: Oh boy...
    • Uncle Fester: I think I can see my house from here! No wait, that's a woman's prison.
    • Morticia Addams: If I'd known you were coming I could've made up the dungeon.
    • Uncle Fester: Don't worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and you'll never even know I'm here. I've gotten a lot of practice at that.
    • Parker: My mom has a lair *and* a jail? I knew I should've opted to live with my dad.
    • Wednesday Addams: No one torments my family but me. Give me a hairpin.
    • Parker: Uh... okay?
    • [picks the lock on the door]
    • Wednesday Addams: Caged School 101.
    • Grandma: I haven't bathed in 2 weeks... or is it months?
    • Wednesday Addams: I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.
    • Uncle Fester: Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has bad breath, I'm hearing wedding bells!
    • [to Margaux]
    • Uncle Fester: Let me put it this way: you've got 50 homes you want to get rid of, I've got a lot of family I want to get rid of.
    • Wednesday Addams: Tomorrow you'll become a man, and I'll be a fugitive. Farewell, Pugsley.
    • Pugsley Addams: I always kind of knew it'd be like this.
    • [to Margaux]
    • Uncle Fester: Who'd ever think someone like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?
    • Gomez Addams: The fog's lifting!
    • Morticia Addams: But that's impossible, unless...
    • Gomez Addams: Someone's drained the marsh! But who?
    • [gasps]
    • Morticia Addams: A town. This isn't good.
    • Gomez Addams: We'll have to go introduce ourselves.
    • Gomez Addams: Tish, you have got to try these coffee grounds, they have a certain grit to them!
    • [sees confetti raining down]
    • Morticia Addams: This is unacceptable weather service.
    • Wednesday Addams: Parker's the daughter of that mannequin woman. She says she goes to a school called ju-noir high.
    • Gomez Addams: Ju-noir high? Ah, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology magazines!
    • [Wednesday doesn't come home after her first day of school]
    • Morticia Addams: It's been hours, Gomez. Anything could've happened.
    • Gomez Addams: Wednesday can take care of herself.
    • Morticia Addams: It's not Wednesday I'm worried about, it's all those others. We'll have to provide an alibi.
    • [to Pugsley]
    • Gomez Addams: Hand over all your explosives. And the TNT. And the M-80s. And the Roman candles...
    • Pugsley Addams: Dad, has anybody ever failed the Mazurka
    • Gomez Addams: Only one: your third cousin Zander.
    • Pugsley Addams: Never heard of him.
    • Gomez Addams: Exactly!
    • [last lines]
    • Gomez Addams: We did good.
    • Morticia Addams: I won't tell, if you won't.
    • Wednesday Addams: This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive...
    • Morticia Addams: Wednesday, dig up your brother.
    • Wednesday Addams: We're weakening the gene pool.
    • Spirit of the House: GET OUT!
    • Morticia Addams: You're just grumpy becasue you haven't had your morning coffee.
    • Wednesday Addams: Remember, Bethany. I'm not locked here with you; you're locked in here with me.
    • Wednesday Addams: I'll never forget you, Pugsley, although I will try.
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