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Videos & Photos

  • TV Spot: Everyone Review
  • Trailer for Ted

Movie Info & Cast

Synopsis

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Cast

  • Mark Wahlberg
  • Mila Kunis
  • Seth MacFarlane
  • Joel McHale
  • Giovanni Ribisi
  • Patrick Warburton
  • Matt Walsh
  • Jessica Barth
  • Aedin Mincks
  • Bill Smitrovich

Did You Know?

Trivia

  • This is Seth MacFarlane's first live-action project.
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Goofs

  • When John is sitting on the couch and Lori is hugging him from behind, he loops his necktie twice in successive shots.
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Quotes

    • [from trailer]
    • [dressed in a suit and tie]
    • Ted: I look stupid.
    • John: No, you don't, you look dapper.
    • Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.
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Metacritic

75
Jun 28, 2012

One of the tricks of Ted -- perhaps its smartest one -- is that everyone, not just John, knows the bear can talk.

Metacritic review by Stephanie Zacharek
Stephanie Zacharek
Movieline
88
Jun 27, 2012

The funniest movie character so far this year is a stuffed teddy bear. And the best comedy screenplay so far is Ted, the saga of the bear's friendship with a 35-year-old manchild.

Metacritic review by Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
80
Jun 23, 2012

Not too many films serve up laughs that just keep on rolling with regularity from beginning to end, but Seth MacFarlane's directorial debut does so and without any feeling of strain.

Metacritic review by Todd McCarthy
Todd McCarthy
The Hollywood Reporter