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    • Jill Valentine: Those were some pretty slick moves back there. I'm good, but I'm not that good.
    • Alice: My name is Alice and I remember everything.
    • [first lines]
    • Alice: My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high-tech facility, The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. But there was an incident. The virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was... they didn't stay dead.
    • [after shooting Zombie dog]
    • Nicholai Sokolov: Stay.
    • Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S.
    • [having been bitten by a zombie]
    • Carlos Olivera: This Wound... It won't stop bleeding.
    • [throws a knife which hits an enemy guard getting up behind Alice]
    • Carlos Olivera: You missed one.
    • Carlos Olivera: We're assets, Nicholai. Expendable assets... and we've just been expended.
    • Major Cain: Why haven't we taken off?
    • [he reaches the pilot seat, and the "pilot" turns around]
    • L.J.: 'Cause I usually drive a Cadillac!
    • [punches Cain]
    • [during a zombie outbreak in the Police Station]
    • Jill Valentine: I'm leaving town, and I suggest you all do the same.
    • Alice: There's something down there.
    • Jill Valentine: Where?
    • Alice: There.
    • Peyton Wells: I don't see anything.
    • Alice: Well, that doesn't alter the fact that there *is* something down there.
    • [hands raised]
    • L.J.: Respect!
    • [drops guns]
    • Nemesis: Aaaurghhhh...
    • [analyzes L.J. and walks away]
    • [after hiding out from zombies in the cemetery!]
    • Alice: There's too many of them. Let's get out of here...
    • [after spotting a zombie in the crowd]
    • Major Cain: It's here. It's reached the gate.
    • Major Cain: The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated.
    • Major Cain: I'm surprised there's anyone left alive.
    • Tech #2: They're S.T.A.R.S. Special Tactics and Rescue Squad. They're the best.
    • Major Cain: Let's see how good they really are.
    • Peyton Wells: What's that you got there?
    • [shows her camcorder]
    • Terri Morales: My... Emmy. That's if any of us make it out of here.
    • Yuri Loginova: Bite this.
    • [he throws a grenade into an alley full of zombies]
    • [after Alice realizes Peyton coughs and has a zombie bite injury, she aims her gun at him]
    • [points her gun at Alice]
    • Jill Valentine: Hold it. What do you think you're doing?
    • Alice: He's wounded. The infection's spreading.
    • Peyton Wells: I'm fine.
    • Alice: You should take care of him now. It'll be more difficult later. You know that.
    • Jill Valentine: No. If it comes to that, I'll take care of it myself.
    • Alice: As you wish.
    • [to Peyton]
    • Alice: It's nothing personal. But in an hour, maybe two, you'll be dead. And moments later, you'll become one of them. You'll endanger your friends, try to kill them, probably succeed. I'm sorry. That's just the way it is.
    • Jill Valentine: Angela Ashford, huh? That's a pretty grown-up name for a little girl.
    • Angie Ashford: I'm not a little girl. Besides... all my friends call me Angie.
    • Jill Valentine: Angie, huh? I like that.
    • [Alice and Carlos have their guns pointed at each other, L.J. comes in from behind]
    • L.J.: Don't shoot, don't shoot. He's cool. He made a deal with Dr. Doom, same as you.
    • [to Alice, referring to her and the Nemesis]
    • Major Cain: The two of you showed such promise, but we had to see you in action. And most impressive you've been. You're like brother and sister. Heightened speed, strength, agility, the same killer instincts. Parallel strands of research. And now... we discover which is superior.
    • [Carlos and Nicolai finds a couple of Umbrella supply crates dropped by a helicoper]
    • Nicholai Sokolov: What is this?
    • [Carlos opens both cases, empty]
    • Carlos Olivera: Looks like, weapon cases.
    • [growing irratated]
    • Nicholai Sokolov: We don't need weapons, we need *evacuation*!
    • [kicks one of the cases]
    • Carlos Olivera: These weren't meant for us.
    • Major Cain: This is what we've been waiting for gentlemen. Confirm at 2:18 and 27 seconds the Nemesis Prgoramme is now fully activated.
    • [to Terri, on how to kill a zombie with a gun]
    • Jill Valentine: Try to shoot 'em in the head.
    • Sniper: I got the power.
    • [to Alice]
    • Major Cain: You're not mutation, you are evolution.
    • [as Alice prepares to throw him out of the helicopter]
    • Major Cain: Wait! Killing me won't make things right.
    • Alice: No, but it's a start!
    • Major Cain: I was instructed to get you and the other scientists out of the hot zone. You're too important to Umbrella to be at risk.
    • Dr. Ashford: I'm not leaving without my daughter.
    • Major Cain: I'm sorry, truly. But the city is sealed. She may have survived the crash, but we couldn't find her anywhere. Even if she were still alive, I couldn't let her out. The risk of infection is too great. You must understand.
    • Dr. Ashford: You do what you have to do. I'm staying.
    • Major Cain: Now, finish this. Put him out of his misery... And come with me.
    • Alice: No.
    • Major Cain: You're such a disappointment to me.
    • Angie Ashford: Are you all right?
    • [a moment later]
    • Dr. Isaacs: Program Alice activated.
    • Jill Valentine: What did they do to you?
    • Major Cain: And now... Now we'll discover which is superior. Fight him.
    • Alice: No.
    • Major Cain: Fight him, or they die.
    • Alice: What makes you think I care?
    • [after taking out a zombie]
    • Sniper: Yaaahoooo! Plenty to go 'round.
    • [L.J. comes into the picture looking to steal a vehicle. The sniper and L.J. then spot each other and the sniper appears to shoo]
    • L.J.: DON'T SHOOT!
    • [Instead the sniper takes out another zombie creeping up behind him]
    • L.J.: Thank You!... Owe you one man!
    • [Bragging]
    • Sniper: I got the power!
    • [last lines]
    • Dr. Isaacs: Program Alice activated.
    • Jill Valentine: What did they do to you?
    • [during credits]
    • Spokesperson: This is a part of the Umbrella Corporation. Our business is life itself. Some side effects may occur.
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