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Quotes from Space Jam

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    • Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-feet-nuthin'. Blocked my shot!
    • Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
    • Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
    • Shawn Bradley: I've got other skills. I could go back and work on the farm. Or maybe... I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again.
    • Tweety Bird: Ooh, I tawt I taw - I *did*, I did see Michael Jordan!
    • Daffy Duck: You think she's got enough toys?
    • Bugs: Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shoits and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?
    • Daffy Duck: Yeah.
    • Bugs: You ever see any money from all that stuff?
    • Daffy Duck: Hah, not a cent!
    • Bugs: Hmm... me neither.
    • [sighs]
    • Daffy Duck: It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!
    • Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
    • Daffy Duck: Oh, fear clutches my breast!
    • Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
    • Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
    • [Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down]
    • Golfer: What are you doing?
    • Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
    • Golfer: Oh.
    • [shouting back to someone off camera]
    • Golfer: He's fixing a divot!
    • Golfer: He's fixing a divot!
    • Daffy Duck: Mother!
    • Muggsy Bogues: What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
    • Psychiatrist: I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
    • Muggsy Bogues: But I love my mama.
    • Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
    • Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what?
    • Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
    • Bill Murray: It is alive!
    • Michael Jordan: Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
    • Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college?
    • Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
    • Looney Tunes: Eeewwww!
    • Michael Jordan: Hey! I washed them after every game!
    • Sylvester: Sure...
    • Michael Jordan: I did!
    • Larry Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed...
    • Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
    • Taz: Lemony fresh!
    • [He flies through a hole that's just been shot in Sylvester]
    • Tweety Bird: Holey puddy-tat!
    • Tweety Bird: Holey puddy-tat!
    • Stan Podalak: The mouse? He picked the mouse?
    • Monstar Bupkus: That's mine!
    • [stealing the ball]
    • Bugs: Not today.
    • Bugs: Look at our facilities.
    • Daffy: We've got hoops!
    • Taz: We've got weights!
    • Sylvester: We've got balls!
    • Michael Jordan: You sure do. This place is a mess.
    • Tweety Bird: Feed me! Feed me!
    • Sylvester: Feed you? Feed me!
    • Daffy: Just how did you get here, anyway?
    • Bill Murray: Producer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off.
    • Daffy: Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.
    • Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
    • Michael Jordan: What can you do?
    • Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
    • Sylvester: And large.
    • Daffy Duck: And a dork.
    • Stan Podalak: C'mon, Michael! It's game time! Get your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
    • [after winning the game]
    • Michael Jordan: Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
    • [Stan prepares to take a picture of Michael after the hole in one]
    • [interrupts]
    • Bill Murray: Would you not point it at me please and close the lens cap?
    • Stan Podalak: I didn't do anything! I just took...
    • Larry Bird: Where'd he go?
    • Stan Podalak: Let me get a picture of this. All right, here we go, you want to smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball and then you smile. OK?
    • Michael Jordan: Yes.
    • Stan Podalak: And you think this is good.
    • Michael Jordan: Just take the picture!
    • Stan Podalak: All right.
    • [a rope comes out of the hole and pulls Michael in]
    • [after a pause]
    • Bill Murray: What kind of camera is that?
    • Stan Podalak: It's just a
    • Jeffrey Jordan: Did everyone get mad at you?
    • Michael Jordan: No, worse. Everyone was real nice about it.
    • [first lines]
    • James Jordan: Michael? What are you doin', son? It's after midnight.
    • Michael Jordan at 10: I couldn't sleep, Paps.
    • James Jordan: Well, neither can we, with all that noise you're making. C'mon, let's go inside.
    • Michael Jordan at 10: Just one more shot?
    • James Jordan: All right, just one.
    • Michael Jordan: Let's do some drills.
    • [Bugs has just been squashed after pushing Lola out of the way]
    • Lola Bunny: Are you okay?
    • Bugs: Me? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?
    • Lola Bunny: Oh Bugs, thank you.
    • Bugs: Aww, it was nothin'.
    • Lola Bunny: That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
    • [she gives him a long kiss, then leaves]
    • Michael Jordan: Bugs?
    • Bugs: Yeah, Mike?
    • Michael Jordan: Stay out of trouble.
    • [he leaves]
    • [to Lola]
    • Bugs: You know I will.
    • [Lola laughs]
    • [grabbing her arms]
    • Bugs: Come here!
    • [he gives her a long kiss, she howls and then quickly changes to the next scene by pulling it down over them like a window shade]
    • Player: That was a strikeout, Mike. But that was a good-looking strikeout. Real good.
    • Player: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. But at least you look good, man.
    • [last lines]
    • Larry Bird: What's the matter, Bill?
    • [after seeing Michael's fancy return to the NBA]
    • Bill Murray: Larry, that could have been me.
    • Larry Bird: Would you get over it? It's over. It's done with. You can't play.
    • Bill Murray: Okay.
    • [voice breaking with emotion]
    • Bill Murray: Let's go, Bulls!
    • Bill Murray: Let's go, Bulls!
    • Bill Murray: Okay, here's how I see it. Duck?
    • Daffy Duck: Yes.
    • Bill Murray: You kick it in to the girl bunny. Down in the post. Then you dish it back out to the guy bunny.
    • Lola Bunny: Got it.
    • Bill Murray: Swing it around to Mike, over here. You go to the hole and dominate!
    • Michael Jordan: Bill! We're on defense!
    • Bill Murray: Whoa ho ho! I don't play defense. Okay, you're gonna have to listen to Mike on this guys, listen up.
    • Michael Jordan: Okay, somebody steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before time runs out.
    • Bill Murray: Don't lose that confidence, okay, paws and wings in here, all right!
    • [Bill Murray enters the court as a substitution]
    • Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
    • [saying a prayer]
    • Charles Barkley: I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash talk...
    • [later]
    • Charles Barkley: I won't go out with Madonna again.
    • Charles Barkley: I won't go out with Madonna again.
    • Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
    • Foghorn Leghorn: Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
    • Daffy Duck: But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!
    • Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Toon Squad: Standing two foot four, the Wonder from Down Under: the Tasmanian De-villlll!
    • Bugs: Thank you! Thank you!
    • Announcer: And now, the player coach of the Toon Squad, at six foot six from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!
    • [Taz squeezes two balls in his mouth, pops them, and spins around]
    • Announcer: At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy!
    • [Lola dribbles and spins the ball on her finger]
    • Announcer: At power forward, the Quackster of the Court: Daffy Duck!
    • Daffy Duck: Thank you! Thank you!
    • [Silence from the audience, crickets chirping]
    • [disappointed, but sarcastically]
    • Daffy Duck: Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck!
    • Announcer: And the point guard, standing three foot three, four feet if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bun-ny!
    • [the Monstars arrive at the gym]
    • Monstar Bupkus: I'm here!
    • Monstar Blanko: Me too.
    • [he hits his head on a backboard, then puts his hands over most of his face]
    • Monstar Blanko: That hurt!
    • Bugs: You wanna play a little one on one, doll?
    • [Lola gets past Bugs]
    • Bugs: I got it, I got it!
    • [Lola spins around him, he winds up into a knot and she makes a basket]
    • Michael Jordan: The girl's got skills.
    • [Lola comes over to him seductively]
    • Bugs: Yes?
    • Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me "doll".
    • [Lola blows her ears out of her face]
    • Bugs: Check.
    • [as she is leaving]
    • Lola Bunny: Nice playin' with ya.
    • Michael Jordan: Very smooth.
    • [angrily, with fire in her eyes]
    • Lola Bunny: Doll?
    • Bugs: Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.
    • Michael Jordan: Obviously.
    • [with hearts over his head]
    • Bugs: Uh huh.
    • Lola Bunny: On the court, *Bugs*.
    • Bugs: Sure.
    • Tweety Bird: Ooo, she's hot.
    • [Tweety touches his rear and steam appears with a hissing sound]
    • [starts dribbling]
    • Lola Bunny: Ready?
    • Bugs: Yes.
    • Michael Jordan: What's going on here?
    • Bugs: And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
    • Bugs: Why Michael, l thought you'd never ask! You see, these aliens from outer space want to make us slaves in their theme park. They're little. So we challenged them to a basketball game. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game! But then they show up and they ain't so little,
    • [shouts]
    • Bugs: they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They'll make us do stand-up, the same jokes every night every night for all eternity! We're going to be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, bad-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is...
    • [screams]
    • Bugs: WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
    • Michael Jordan: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!
    • Bugs: Right.
    • [Bugs gets out the rabbit skull]
    • Bugs: And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
    • [Bugs throws the skull away]
    • Woman Fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
    • [One of the Monstars hurts Tweety]
    • [to Tweety]
    • Michael Jordan: Are you OK?
    • Monstar Blanko: Yeah, are you OK?
    • [the other Monstars gets angry at Blanko]
    • Monstar Blanko: Oops
    • Nerdluck Pound: You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.
    • [while the Nerdlucks are hiding in a trench coat at a basketball game]
    • Female Seer: Sweetheart?
    • [Pound gets a closer look]
    • [Points to Charles Barkley as he's playing]
    • Nerdluck Bupkus: That's him, the killer! He's big!
    • Nerdluck Blanko: He's good.
    • Nerdluck Bang: He's *mine*!
    • Male Fan: What?
    • Female Seer: Thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
    • Male Fan: This is as good as I could get.
    • Female Seer: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
    • Male Fan: Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!
    • Nerdluck Bang: Hey, someone's killing someone.
    • Nerdluck Blanko: Nah... seriously?
    • Nerdluck Pound: A killer? Let me see...
    • [after all of his attempts to dig to find Michael have failed]
    • Stan Podalak: This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!
    • [after Stan enters the Toon Squad dressing room burned to a crisp by the Monstars]
    • Daffy Duck: Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper.
    • Daffy Duck: Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck.
    • Nerdluck Bang: We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
    • [Bugs hops around the forrest]
    • Nerdlucks: Uh-huh.
    • Bugs: And does he say, "What's up, doc?" like this?
    • [Bugs chomps carrot]
    • Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc?
    • [excited]
    • Nerdlucks: YEAH!
    • [leaves]
    • Bugs: Nope, never heard of him.
    • Nerdlucks: Aw...
    • [to the audience]
    • Bugs: Y'know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all.
    • Nerdluck Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
    • Nerdluck Bupkus: Have you seen him?
    • Nerdluck Blanko: Is he around?
    • Bugs: Hmmm... Bugs Bunny... Bugs Bunny... Say, don't he have, uh, great big long ears...
    • [Bugs pulls his ears]
    • Bugs: like this?
    • Nerdlucks: Yeah.
    • Bugs: And does he hop around like this?
    • [after a few suggestions of what to challenge the Nerdlucks to]
    • Sylvester: Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? I say... we get a ladder
    • [as you see a mental image of him on a ladder outside of a window where Tweety Bird is sitting in his cage]
    • Sylvester: ... wait till the old lady gets out of the room... then grab that little bird!
    • [grabs Tweety Bird, then the scene transitions back to Sylvester holding on to one of his thumbs, hyperventilating]
    • Bugs: Whoa, whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly!
    • [after the Monstars have lost]
    • Mr. Swackhammer: Losers!
    • Monstars: Sorry.
    • Mr. Swackhammer: Choke artists!
    • Monstars: Sorry again.
    • Mr. Swackhammer: Wait'll I get you back on Moron Mountain!
    • Michael Jordan: Someone has to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.
    • Daffy: To your house? In 3-D land?
    • [after berating them for losing to the Looney Tunes]
    • Mr. Swackhammer: Alright, the party's over! Get in the spaceship!
    • [to the Monstars]
    • Michael Jordan: Why are you taking from this guy?
    • Monstar Bupkus: Because he's bigger!
    • Monstar Pound: He's bigger?
    • Monstar Bang: Then, we *used* to be...
    • [the Monstars realize they are now bigger than Swackhammer and look at him menacingly]
    • Mr. Swackhammer: What are you doing?
    • [They seize him and stuff him on a rocket and blasts it off into space to crash onto the Moon]
    • Michael Jordan: Had it in you all the time, didn't ya?
    • [the Monstars look embarrassed for a moment]
    • Psychiatrist: Are there any other areas, besides basketball, that you find yourself...
    • Barry White's voice: Yeah?
    • Psychiatrist: ...unable to perform?
    • Barry White's voice: Yeah, yeah...
    • [irritated]
    • Patrick Ewing: No!
    • Psychiatrist: I'm just asking.
    • [after a while trying to find out why they suddenly can't play basketball after their talent was unknown to them, stolen by the ]
    • Larry Johnson: Y'know, maybe there is nothin' wrong with us, maybe it's just in our heads.
    • Muggsy Bogues: Yeah, we're all right. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the alignment of the Moon or another planet.
    • [On the court opposite of Monstar Bupkus as he's about to pass it to Monstar Pound with a football helmet on]
    • Daffy Duck: It's gut-check time!
    • [His legs quickly jerk back and forth with the sound of a gun cocking, then once it's passed to Monstar Pound, he charges headfi]
    • Bill Murray: This must be mine!
    • [Picks it up and heads up court as Monstar Nawt goes in front of him]
    • Bill Murray: This belongs to me. I'm going left! I'm going left! I'm going left!
    • [Quickly passes the ball to the right where Michael Jordan catches it]
    • Bill Murray: Don't ever trust an Earthling!
    • Bugs: You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out in the universe after all.
    • Bugs: Okay, okay, which one of you maroons has ever played basketball?
    • Daffy Duck: l have, coach. And there's an important question l must ask you.
    • Bugs: Yeah, sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.
    • Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
    • Bugs: These little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars!
    • Bugs: Look out for that first step, doc, it's a real lulu.
    • [to Michael, after he was dragged into the Looney Tunes' world down a golf hole, which he shot a hole in one earlier]
    • Bugs: Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?
    • Bugs: Not real? lf l weren't real, could l do this?
    • Bugs: Let the doctor take a look. A little high. Going down!
    • Daffy Duck: So, what do you say we go for a little spin? Let's see what we got inside here.
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