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Quotes from Slap Shot

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    • Jim Carr: Well I may be bald, but at least I'm not chickenshit like you!
    • Jim Carr: Ned, what's a young man of your background still doing playing professional hockey?
    • Ned Braden: I hate my father.
    • Jim Carr: Is that right?
    • Ned Braden: That's what I said, isn't it?
    • Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
    • McGrath: Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one.
    • Ned Braden: You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original.
    • Jim Ahern: That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?
    • [repeated line]
    • Dickie Dunn: I tried to capture the spirit of the thing.
    • Reggie Dunlop: I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.
    • Jim Carr: A bounty?
    • Reggie Dunlop: Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my guys who really nails that creep.
    • Reggie Dunlop: Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
    • [looks at the Hanson brothers]
    • Reggie Dunlop: Ok guys. Show us what you got.
    • [nodding head]
    • Steve Hanson: Mm huh.
    • Reggie Dunlop: Gloves off, stick down, no warning, he challenged the Chiefs!
    • Steve Hanson: Called us names!
    • Reggie Dunlop: Called us names! But Dave was there.
    • Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer!
    • Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.
    • Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
    • Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?
    • [afterthe Hansons join the team]
    • Johnny Upton: They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.
    • Hyannisport broadcaster: The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!
    • Ned Braden: Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.
    • Jack Hanson: Call the pizza man!
    • Morris Wanchuk: Why dontcha call a massage parlor!
    • McGrath: Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight, with contracts in their pockets, and they're looking for talent. For winners. OOOOOOOOOH. All my years of publicity. All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing... They come here tonight... to scout the Chiefs... the toughest team in the Federal League! Not this! Buncha... pussies."
    • Jim Carr: Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!
    • Hyannisport broadcaster: Look at that. You can't see that, I'm on radio.
    • Jim Carr: Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
    • Jim Carr: Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.
    • Morris Wanchuk: Not Poodle.
    • Jim Carr: And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.
    • Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
    • Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
    • Jeff Hanson: Every game!
    • Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?
    • Reggie Dunlop: It's their rink, it's their ice, and it's their fuckin' town. But tonight we got our fans with us!
    • [other players cheer]
    • Reggie Dunlop: They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us! All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that fuckin' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there!
    • Ned Braden: Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there.
    • Reggie Dunlop: Give 'em a good warm-up, Denis. Come on, fellas!
    • Reggie Dunlop: You mean you could sell us, but you won't?
    • Anita McCambridge: I could probably sell you, but I can't.
    • Reggie Dunlop: Well - you know, uh - we're human beings, you know.
    • Anita McCambridge: I have to confess I've never let the children watch a hockey game. I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a TV screen. If they see violence, they'll become violent. If they see someone stick up a bank, they'll stick up a bank. Heroin. You name it.
    • Reggie Dunlop: You're fucked!
    • Anita McCambridge: What?
    • Reggie Dunlop: You are totally fucked! You're garbage for letting us all go down the drain.
    • Anita McCambridge: Are you serious?
    • Shirley Upton: Johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much.
    • Jim Ahern: If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a fag?
    • Jim Carr: Hi, Jim Carr again. Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?
    • Denis Lemieux: Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.
    • Jim Carr: Uh, what is slashing?
    • Denis Lemieux: Slashing is um, like that
    • [demonstrates on Jim Carr]
    • Denis Lemieux: you know.
    • Jim Carr: Mm-hmm. And there's a penalty for that?
    • Denis Lemieux: Yeah and for the trip also, you know like that
    • [demonstrates]
    • Denis Lemieux: . And for hook like this
    • [demonstrates]
    • Denis Lemieux: Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up.
    • Denis Lemieux: . And for spear, you know, like that.
    • [demonstrates]
    • Denis Lemieux: You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.
    • Jim Carr: I see. What is high-sticking?
    • Denis Lemieux: High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that
    • [high-sticks Jim Carr]
    • Denis Lemieux: you know. You don't do that.
    • Jim Carr: You don't do that?
    • Denis Lemieux: Oh no, never, never.
    • Jim Carr: Why not?
    • Denis Lemieux: I'm tired of it! Puke! Blah! All the time, puke!
    • Reggie Dunlop: You're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that.
    • Reggie Dunlop: They convicted Ogilthorpe!
    • Johnny Upton: Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come!
    • Jeff Hanson: Eddie Shore?
    • McGrath: Piss on Eddie Shore.
    • Steve Hanson: Old-time hockey?
    • McGrath: Piss on old-time hockey!
    • Nick Brophy # 8 Hyannisport Presidents: Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.
    • Tim McCracken: They don't call me Dr. Hook for nothin'.
    • Jeff Hanson: How ya doin'?
    • [to Ogie Ogilthorpe]
    • Steve Hanson: Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?
    • [to Andre "Poodle" Lussier]
    • Jack Hanson: Hi. You know Toe Blake? No?
    • [Raises his glass in a toast]
    • Johnny Upton: Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!
    • Morris Wanchuk: Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah!
    • Reggie Dunlop: Jesus Christ, what a friggin' nightmare...
    • [repeated line]
    • Referee Ecker: You, out!
    • [Seeing Reggie in a store phone booth]
    • Johnny Upton: He's probably calling Florida. See how the sale is going.
    • Morris Wanchuk: I was in Florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist. And the first thing she says to me was, "Come on out by the pool." So I went out and she comes leaping out of this cabana wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit.
    • [Reggie exits the phone booth]
    • Johnny Upton: Hey Reg, I want a chair by the pool.
    • Morris Wanchuk: I want some snatch by the pool!
    • Morris Wanchuk: I was in Florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist. And the first thing she says to me was, "Come on out by the pool." So I went out and she comes leaping out of this cabana wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit.
    • [Reggie exits the phone booth]
    • Johnny Upton: Hey Reg, I want a chair by the pool.
    • Morris Wanchuk: I want some snatch by the pool!
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