Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 Movie Poster

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    • [Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game called Pancake Milkshake, pushing past Vanellope]
    • [Vanellope starts to look worried]
    • Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.
    • [the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth]
    • Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!
    • [the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams]
    • Ralph: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.
    • [He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
    • Ralph: Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... milkshake... pancake... pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen.
    • [the bunny burps. Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes]
    • Vanellope: Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes!
    • Ralph: Sweet! Let's speed it up!
    • [He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]
    • Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat, eat!
    • [from trailer]
    • Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
    • Ralph: Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?
    • [Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan t]
    • Elsa: Magic hands?
    • Vanellope: No.
    • Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
    • Vanellope: No.
    • Snow White: Were you poisoned?
    • Vanellope: No!
    • AuroraTiana: Cursed?
    • Vanellope: No!
    • BelleRapunzel: Kidnapped or enslaved?
    • Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
    • Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!
    • [Snow White sings a few notes in delight]
    • Anna: Wait. What?
    • Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
    • [laughs nervously]
    • Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
    • Vanellope: What kind?
    • Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
    • Vanellope: No.
    • [from trailer]
    • Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!
    • [screams]
    • Vanellope: Ralph, what is wrong with you?
    • Ralph: Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!
    • Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
    • Ralph: We're going to the internet.
    • [from trailer]
    • KnowsMore: My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.
    • Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
    • KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.
    • KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
    • Ralph: Umm...
    • KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
    • Ralph: No.
    • KnowsMore: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
    • Ralph: Rrrrrr!
    • KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
    • [to Ralph]
    • Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
    • [from trailer]
    • Vanellope: Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!
    • [offended]
    • Eeyore: Hey.
    • [from trailer]
    • Ralph: Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?
    • Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?
    • Yesss: Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.
    • Ralph: Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?
    • Yesss: You're not wrong.
    • [from trailer]
    • [seeing the new Wi-Fi sign]
    • Ralph: Wiffy? Or is that Wyfee?
    • [from trailer]
    • [at an eBay auction]
    • Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
    • Ralph: It's like it's looking into my soul.
    • Vanellope: Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.
    • [from trailer]
    • [having spotted Vanellope]
    • First Order Stormtrooper: You're coming with us, kid.
    • [Vanellope flees from them and accidentally glitches into the Disney Princesses chamber. They gasp when they notice her]
    • Vanellope: Hi.
    • [rapidly, almost angrily, and in a thick Scottish accent]
    • Merida: Arr! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!
    • Vanellope: Uhu...
    • [whispering to Tiana]
    • Vanellope: What did she just say?
    • [to Vanellope]
    • Tiana: We don't know.
    • [to Vanellope]
    • Moana: We can't understand her.
    • [to Vanellope]
    • Anna: She's from the other studio.
    • Vanellope: Ah.
    • [from trailer]
    • Shank: Well, well, well, who are you?
    • [from trailer]
    • Shank: This girl can drive!
    • KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
    • [From trailer; Ralph has gone to the DarkNet]
    • Ralph: The reason why I came to your neck of the face... I mean, there's a face in your neck- I mean, woods! Neck of the woods!
    • [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill]
    • Ralph: Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.
    • KnowsMore: Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
    • Ralph: What? How did you-?
    • Vanellope: Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
    • [to KnowsMore]
    • Vanellope: Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
    • KnowsMore: Well, you're welcome.
    • Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
    • KnowsMore: Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.
    • Vanellope: Let me try.
    • [She clears her throat]
    • Vanellope: Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
    • [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]
    • KnowsMore: Oh. I only found one result for your query!
    • [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]
    • [from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity]
    • Yesss: Shank is for real cool.
    • Vanellope: Right?
    • Ralph: Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.
    • Yesss: When you break the Internet you don't literally have to *break* the Internet!
    • [from trailer; Vanellope sees how popups work]
    • Vanellope: That looks so fun! Can I be a popup? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
    • Yesss: Yes.
    • Vanellope: Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
    • [annoyed]
    • Yesss: You're perfect!
    • [She gives Vanellope a popup board]
    • Yesss: Here!
    • [Vanellope happily walks off with the board]
    • Vanellope: Thank you.
    • Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!
    • AnnaArielBelleCinderellaElsaJasminePocahontasRapunzel: She *is* a Princess!
    • [sings a few notes in delight]
    • Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?
    • Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
    • Vanellope: Eww, barf!
    • Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
    • Vanellope: I don't even have a mom.
    • AnnaArielBelleCinderellaElsaJasminePocahontasSnow White: Neither do we!
    • Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
    • Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
    • Ralph: Wait a minute, who are all of you?
    • Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
    • Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
    • Moana: You're welcome.
    • [singing]
    • Vanellope: O steering wheel, o steering wheel, oh yes I want a steering wheel.
    • [Ralph is about to fall to his imminent doom]
    • Rapunzel: Look! A big, strong man in need of rescue!
    • J.P. Spamley: Wanna get rich playing video games?
    • Grumpy: Cast members only!
    • Mo's Mom: Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie?
    • Baby Mo: Well, there was a scene in the trailer that wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad.
    • Mo's Mom: Oh, that's too bad! Maybe play your game would cheer you up.
    • Baby Mo: Okay!
    • Vanellope: Sweet mother of monkey milk!
    • [to Ralph]
    • Vanellope: Why would I spend another second with you after what you did?
    • [from a deleted scene: Q*bert comes back from the Internet, disturbed by something and saying something to himself over and over]
    • Vanellope: What's he saying, Felix?
    • Felix: He just keeps sayin' the word "Everything."
    • [opening lines]
    • Ralph: Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
    • Vanellope: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
    • Ralph: Yeah, you got me.
    • Vanellope: Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
    • Ralph: Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
    • Vanellope: Pfft! Seriously, Ralph?
    • Ralph: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
    • Vanellope: Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
    • Ralph: No! That's not - why is that obvious?
    • Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
    • Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
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