Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 Movie Poster

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    • [Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game called Pancake Milkshake, pushing past Vanellope]
    • [Vanellope starts to look worried]
    • Vanellope: Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.
    • [the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth]
    • Ralph: No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!
    • [the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams]
    • Ralph: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.
    • [He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]
    • Ralph: Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... milkshake... pancake... pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen.
    • [the bunny burps. Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes]
    • Vanellope: Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes!
    • Ralph: Sweet! Let's speed it up!
    • [He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]
    • Ralph: Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat, eat!
    • [from trailer]
    • Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
    • Ralph: Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?
    • [Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan t]
    • Elsa: Magic hands?
    • Vanellope: No.
    • Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
    • Vanellope: No.
    • Snow White: Were you poisoned?
    • Vanellope: No!
    • AuroraTiana: Cursed?
    • Vanellope: No!
    • BelleRapunzel: Kidnapped or enslaved?
    • Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
    • Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!
    • [Snow White sings a few notes in delight]
    • Anna: Wait. What?
    • Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
    • [laughs nervously]
    • Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
    • Vanellope: What kind?
    • Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
    • Vanellope: No.
    • [from trailer]
    • Ralph: Hey, kid, wake up!
    • [screams]
    • Vanellope: Ralph, what is wrong with you?
    • Ralph: Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!
    • Vanellope: Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
    • Ralph: We're going to the internet.
    • [from trailer]
    • KnowsMore: My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.
    • Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
    • KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.
    • KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
    • Ralph: Umm...
    • KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
    • Ralph: No.
    • KnowsMore: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
    • Ralph: Rrrrrr!
    • KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
    • [to Ralph]
    • Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
    • [from trailer]
    • Vanellope: Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Barf!
    • [offended]
    • Eeyore: Hey.
    • [from trailer]
    • Ralph: Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?
    • Vanellope: Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?
    • Yesss: Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.
    • Ralph: Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?
    • Yesss: You're not wrong.
    • [from trailer]
    • [seeing the new Wi-Fi sign]
    • Ralph: Wiffy? Or is that Wyfee?
    • [from trailer]
    • [at an eBay auction]
    • Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
    • Ralph: It's like it's looking into my soul.
    • Vanellope: Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.
    • [from trailer]
    • [having spotted Vanellope]
    • First Order Stormtrooper: You're coming with us, kid.
    • [Vanellope flees from them and accidentally glitches into the Disney Princesses chamber. They gasp when they notice her]
    • Vanellope: Hi.
    • Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns girls
    • Anna: She's from the other studio
    • Vanellope: Ah.
    • Aurora: It was lovely to meet you Vanellope.
    • Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
    • [rapidly, almost angrily, and in a thick Scottish accent]
    • Merida: Arr! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!
    • Vanellope: Uh huh...
    • [whispering to Tiana]
    • Vanellope: What did she just day?
    • [to Vanellope]
    • Tiana: We don't know.
    • [to Vanellope]
    • Moana: We can't understand her.
    • [from trailer]
    • Shank: Well, well, well, who are you?
    • [from trailer]
    • Shank: This girl can drive!
    • KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
    • [From trailer; Ralph has gone to the DarkNet]
    • Ralph: The reason why I came to your neck of the face... I mean, there's a face in your neck- I mean, woods! Neck of the woods!
    • [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill]
    • Ralph: Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.
    • KnowsMore: Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
    • Ralph: What? How did you-?
    • Vanellope: Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
    • [to KnowsMore]
    • Vanellope: Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
    • KnowsMore: Well, you're welcome.
    • Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
    • KnowsMore: Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.
    • Vanellope: Let me try.
    • [She clears her throat]
    • Vanellope: Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
    • [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]
    • KnowsMore: Oh. I only found one result for your query!
    • [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]
    • [from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity]
    • Yesss: Shank is for real cool.
    • Vanellope: Right?
    • Ralph: Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.
    • Yesss: When you break the Internet you don't literally have to *break* the Internet!
    • [from trailer; Vanellope sees how popups work]
    • Vanellope: That looks so fun! Can I be a popup? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
    • Yesss: Yes.
    • Vanellope: Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
    • [annoyed]
    • Yesss: You're perfect!
    • [She gives Vanellope a popup board]
    • Yesss: Here!
    • [Vanellope happily walks off with the board]
    • Vanellope: Thank you.
    • Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs!
    • AnnaArielBelleCinderellaElsaJasminePocahontasRapunzel: She *is* a Princess!
    • [sings a few notes in delight]
    • Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?
    • Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
    • Vanellope: Eww, barf!
    • Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
    • Vanellope: I don't even have a mom.
    • AnnaArielBelleCinderellaElsaJasminePocahontasSnow White: Neither do we!
    • Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
    • Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
    • Ralph: Wait a minute, who are all of you?
    • Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
    • Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
    • Moana: You're welcome.
    • [singing]
    • Vanellope: O steering wheel, o steering wheel, oh yes I want a steering wheel.
    • [the Disney Princesses see Ralph falling to his imminent doom]
    • Rapunzel: Look up there. It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing.
    • J.P. Spamley: Wanna get rich playing video games?
    • Grumpy: Cast members only!
    • Mo's Mom: Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie?
    • Baby Mo: Well, there was a scene in the trailer that wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad.
    • Mo's Mom: Oh, that's too bad! Maybe play your game would cheer you up.
    • Baby Mo: Okay!
    • Vanellope: Sweet mother of monkey milk!
    • [to Ralph]
    • Vanellope: Why would I spend another second with you after what you did?
    • [from a deleted scene: Q*bert comes back from the Internet, disturbed by something and saying something to himself over and over]
    • Vanellope: What's he saying, Felix?
    • Felix: He just keeps sayin' the word "Everything."
    • [opening lines]
    • Ralph: Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one.
    • Vanellope: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man?
    • Ralph: Yeah, you got me.
    • Vanellope: Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time?
    • Ralph: Okay, check this out. I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots.
    • Vanellope: Pfft! Seriously, Ralph?
    • Ralph: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
    • Vanellope: Well, obviously it's Pac-Man!
    • Ralph: No! That's not - why is that obvious?
    • Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots.
    • Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology.
    • Announcer: And now, an exclusive sneak peek of Frozen 2. Click here.
    • [Just as Frozen 2 is about to play, the screen suddenly changes to Ralph singing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]
    • [singing]
    • Ralph: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
    • [pause]
    • Ralph: Uh-huh! Why would I? I like you! You guys still sticking around? All right! Well, you're welcome to stay. There's not really any more surprises, but, you know. Good luck getting that song out of your head. It's a real earwig.
    • [chuckles]
    • Ralph: Anyway, what else? Uh...
    • [admiring Vanellope's causal attire]
    • Cinderella: Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
    • [the Disney logo comes up on a swirling screen while the transition portion from the Batman theme plays. When it comes back into]
    • [sighs]
    • Cinderella: So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
    • [the Disney Princesses cheer for Vanellope]
    • Rapunzel: Yay, Vanellope.
    • Vanellope: Oh, this old thing?
    • Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
    • Aurora: As would I.
    • Moana: Me too!
    • Elsa: So cool.
    • Rapunzel: Best outfit ever!
    • Ariel: Oh, I want one too, you guys!
    • Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this.
    • [Last lines]
    • [Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise]
    • Felix: Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?
    • Ralph: Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great.
    • [as the arcade characters reporting to their games]
    • Ralph: Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy.
    • [as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior]
    • [as she enters OhMyDisney.com, like the other girls, with the BuzzTube pop-up on her shoulder]
    • Vanellope: Jeez Lousie. This place is bonkers!
    • [Vanellope softly pats Eeyore]
    • [heads off]
    • Vanellope: Well, time to get to work.
    • [as she ducks from the aprroaching Iron Man / Tony Stark]
    • Vanellope: Whoa!
    • [the camera pans right from Vanellope to show the rest of the fan-site, as Iron Man is being chased by Tie Fighters from the Sta]
    • [Archive voice]
    • Buzz Lightyear: To infinity... and beyond!
    • [as she sees the Princesses]
    • Vanellope: Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame.
    • [offscreen]
    • Eeyore: Hey,
    • [zooms out to reveal him]
    • Eeyore: easy there.
    • Vanellope: Oh I mean, no offense or anything.
    • [Chasing from the Stormtroopers, Vanellope passes through the catering table, which includes the shadow of Peter Pan, Tinker Bel]
    • Grumpy: Hey! Can't you read? "Cast Members Only".
    • [Someone knocks at the door]
    • [Comes through the door]
    • C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses.
    • C-3PO: Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet starts in five minutes
    • [the Princesses groan as C-3PO leaves]
    • Jasmine: Okay, thank you.
    • [the princesses have been informed that the next quiz is in five minutes]
    • Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
    • Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
    • Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
    • [waking up and sees Naveen winking at him]
    • Ralph: Oh, thanks Frogger.
    • [Ralph then notices himself surrounded by the princesses]
    • Ralph: Wait a minute. Who all are you?
    • Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
    • Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's, is a friend of ours.
    • [pops up]
    • Moana: You're welcome.
    • KnowsMore: Either you put all the clones in therapy,- not very realistic,- or the antivirus district is surrounded by a gate made from security software. If Vanellope could somehow lead all of the clones through the gate, they would be deleted all at once; sort of a co-dependent Pied Piper situation.
    • Vanellope: We know a pied piper!
    • Ralph: We do?
    • Vanellope: Yesss!
    • Ralph: Who?
    • Vanellope: Yesss!
    • Ralph: But who is it?
    • [Vanellope hangs her head downward, and then Ralph finally gets it a moment later]
    • Ralph: Oh, you mean Yesss!
    • [closes book]
    • Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here.
    • [raises hand sarcastically]
    • Mulan: Horse trough.
    • Cinderella: Soap bubbles.
    • Vanellope: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water.
    • [gets excited]
    • Ariel: That, important water.
    • [squeaks]
    • Vanellope: Right of course. Important water. I stare at the important water and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream?
    • [the Disney Princesses nod yes to Vanellope's answer]
    • Rapunzel: For sure.
    • Vanellope: Uh, yeah. I don't think so ladies, but thanks.
    • [nods]
    • Aurora: Mmhmm.
    • Belle: So this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor?
    • Vanellope: Ah ah. No no no it's not a metaphor. I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
    • Mulan: Maybe a little. But, sometimes your song can't start until you go some place to reflect.
    • Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
    • Vanellope: What?
    • Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
    • Moana: I stare at the ocean.
    • [looks at her shirt]
    • Ariel: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt.
    • [Starts singing her signature song as a spotlight shines on her and music plays]
    • Ariel: I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
    • [Stopping her]
    • Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
    • Jasmine: Uh, she's singing.
    • Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... wait, you all saw it, too, right?
    • Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
    • Vanellope: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
    • Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
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