Pokémon Detective Pikachu Movie Poster

Quotes from Pokémon Detective Pikachu

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    • [from trailer]
    • [Tim has a stapler in his hand, and he doesn't know Pikachu can talk]
    • Detective Pikachu: Oh, geez.
    • [climbing up the top of the drawers]
    • Detective Pikachu: Here we go. I know you can't understand me; but put down the stapler, or *I* will electrocute *you*!
    • [Tim drops the stapler in shock]
    • Tim Goodman: I don't need a Pokémon, period,
    • Detective Pikachu: Then what about a world-class detective? Because if you wanna find your pops, I'm your best bet. We're gonna do this, you and me.
    • Detective Pikachu: Should I talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?
    • Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.
    • Detective Pikachu: I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.
    • Detective Pikachu: At this point, how could you not believe in climate change?
    • [to Psyduck, trying to rile him up]
    • Detective Pikachu: I hated rubbing your feet! I can never forgive my hands for what they've done!
    • Lucy Stevens: Down by the docks. Rough part of town, not the sorta place you wanna visit alone at night.
    • [trying to impress her]
    • Tim Goodman: Well, I'm actually pretty good at being alone at night.
    • Detective Pikachu: Have you ever talked to a woman before?
    • Tim Goodman: I've talked to women before!
    • Detective Pikachu: When was that, in the the birth canal?
    • Mewtwo: Run!
    • [singing while sobbing]
    • Detective Pikachu: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
    • Detective Pikachu: Wait a minute. You can understand me?
    • Detective Pikachu: Harry faked his own death... or someone else faked Harry's death... or Harry faked someone else's death. Wait, that last one doesn't work, does it?
    • Detective Pikachu: Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!
    • Psyduck: Psyduck!
    • Detective Pikachu: I forgot how to use my powers!
    • Detective Pikachu: Pika pika?
    • Detective Pikachu: Oh, that's a twist. That is very twisty.
    • [from trailer]
    • Detective Pikachu: They try to talk to me all the time, but all they hear is "Pika-pika!"
    • [to a person's girlfriend, asking if she can understand Pikachu speaking]
    • Tim Goodman: You can hear him... right?
    • [in his Pokemon voice]
    • Detective Pikachu: Pika-pika!
    • [to Pikachu]
    • Girlfriend: Yeah, pika-pika-pika! He's adorable!
    • [to the girlfriend]
    • Detective Pikachu: *You're* adorable!
    • [pause, knowing that only Tim can understand him]
    • Detective Pikachu: They can't understand me, kid.
    • [exasperated, knowing that no one can understand Pikachu]
    • Tim Goodman: Can no one else hear him?
    • [holds his finger out to Tim]
    • Detective Pikachu: Smell my finger.
    • Tim Goodman: I will never smell your finger.
    • Detective Pikachu: Coward.
    • Detective Pikachu: I can't help but notice your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed.
    • Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.
    • Detective Pikachu: I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you. I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time. Are you gonna turn me into a lampshade?
    • Tim Goodman: I might!
    • Detective Pikachu: Let's do this Pokémon battle thing done right!
    • Detective Pikachu: All I'm hearing are consonants, and all I'm seeing are nipples.
    • [when Tim finds him in his apartment]
    • Detective Pikachu: Aw, jeez. Here we go
    • [Climbs on a dresser]
    • [Slowly]
    • Detective Pikachu: I know you can't understand me, but put down the stapler or I will electrocute you.
    • [Drops stapler]
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