I don’t know what I have watched. I want to know who funded this production..... there’s so much more I want to say..... but I’m trying not to curse.

great art from another world

Honestly i don’t think i’ve ever hated a movie so much

While its success outside Italy remains to be seen, del Toro and Zemeckis will have to pull a lot of strings to better Garrone.

There is no cumulative emotional resonance to be had here, just a succession of incidents to navigate. Pinocchio’s ultimate transformation from puppet to human boy lacks much of the transcendence inherent in the parable, and thus the film never moves beyond its wooden machinations.

Josh Kupecki

Austin Chronicle

This new cinematic imagining of Carlo Collodi’s classic fantasy tale is alternately enchanting and befuddling.

Glenn Kenny

The New York Times