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Quotes from Onward

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    • Laurel Lightfoot: Barley, if you don't get your soldiers out of my land, our kingdoms will be at war!
    • Barley Lightfoot: Sorry, mom!
    • Laurel Lightfoot: I swear this is the longest gap year ever.
    • Barley Lightfoot: Put it in O, for onward!
    • [shrunk after Ian's growth spell goes wrong]
    • Barley Lightfoot: It worked! The can is huge! And the van is huge! And you're...
    • [Looks at himself and realizes]
    • Barley Lightfoot: Oh, no!
    • [Shrunk, in Ian's shirt pocket]
    • Barley Lightfoot: I have to use the restroom.
    • Ian Lightfoot: Can't it wait?
    • Barley Lightfoot: All right, your pocket.
    • Ian Lightfoot: I didn't call you a screw up.
    • Barley Lightfoot: You didn't have to. The magic said it for you.
    • [spraying water on Blazey]
    • Laurel Lightfoot: Bad dragon! Go back to your lair!
    • The Manticore: Oh, they went on a quest. But don't worry. I told them about the map, I told them about the gem, I told them about the curse...
    • [gasps]
    • The Manticore: I forgot to tell them about the curse!
    • Officer Avel: Last name?
    • The Manticore: Manticore.
    • Officer Avel: First name?
    • The Manticore: The.
    • Laurel Lightfoot: I am a mighty warrior.
    • [Opening lines]
    • Wilden Lightfoot (Dad): Long ago, the world was full of wonder. It was adventurous. It was exciting. And most of all, there was magic.
    • [as they're being chased by Officer Bronco]
    • Ian Lightfoot: I can't run from the cops!
    • Barley Lightfoot: You're not, you're running from your mom's lame new boyfriend.
    • [More cop cars appear]
    • Barley Lightfoot: Okay, now we're running from the cops.
    • Barley Lightfoot: There's no top half! I definitely remember Dad having a top half!
    • [voiceover]
    • Wilden Lightfoot (Dad): Long ago, the world was full of wonder. It was adventurous, exciting, and best of all, there was magic. And that magic helped all in need. But it wasn't easy to master. And so the world found a simpler way to get by. Over time, magic faded away. But I hope there's a little magic left in you.
    • Laurel Lightfoot: Please, the curse. What does it do?
    • The Manticore: Right. Sorry. It's a Guardian Curse. If your boys take the gem, the curse will rise up and assume the form of a mighty beast, and battle your sons to the... Ooh. Well, how do your boys do in a crisis?
    • Laurel Lightfoot: Not great! One of them's afraid of everything, and the other isn't afraid of anything!
    • The Manticore: Yeah, that skinny kid of yours is pretty fearless.
    • Laurel Lightfoot: No, no, you mean the big one. Barley.
    • The Manticore: No, no. The little guy. Ooh, he really let me have it.
    • Ian Lightfoot: What did he say?
    • Barley Lightfoot: He said he always thought his wizard name would be Wilden the Whimsical.
    • Ian Lightfoot: Wow. That's... really terrible.
    • Barley Lightfoot: I know.
    • [they laugh awkwardly]
    • Barley Lightfoot: He also said he's very proud of the person you grew up to be.
    • Ian Lightfoot: Well, I owe an awful lot of that to you.
    • Barley Lightfoot: He... kind of said that too. Oh, and he told me to give you this.
    • [Barley hugs Ian]
    • [after finding out they went back to New Mushroomton near the end of their journey to get the Phoenix Gem]
    • Barley Lightfoot: Ian, wait! We can still find the Phoenix Gem! We just have to keep looking! Ian! IAN!
    • Ian Lightfoot: Oh, no.
    • Barley Lightfoot: What?
    • Ian Lightfoot: The gem is in the mountain. The mountain we could have been to hours ago, if we'd just... stayed on the expressway.
    • Barley Lightfoot: No, the expressway is too obvious! You can never take the obvious...
    • Ian Lightfoot: If I hadn't listened to you! OKAY? I can't believe this... You act like you know what you're doing, but you don't have a clue! And that's because you are a screwup... And now you've screwed up my chance to have the ONE thing I never had!
    • [Barley was shocked; Ian turns and starts walking off with their dad Wilden]
    • [saddened]
    • Barley Lightfoot: Where are you going?
    • [gives Barley the staff]
    • Ian Lightfoot: To spend what little time we have left with Dad.
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