Amber Heard is beautiful, everything else about the movie is horrible. Too much darts.

A boring and garish mess that even fans of the book will find nearly impossible to follow, this is easily the most embarrassing film with which Amis has ever been even vaguely connected.

Peter Sobczynski

RogerEbert.com

Mathew Cullen’s calamitous film adaptation of Martin Amis’ London Fields plays like the hazy recollection of someone who hated the book, an incomprehensible jumble of misogynistic claptrap. It dashes joylessly through dense material, too quickly for individual moments to register, much less resonate.

Alan Scherstuhl

L.A. Weekly

The aggressively awful London Fields is, once again, proof that not every successful novel should become a movie.

Gary Goldstein

Los Angeles Times